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Campaign Message

I am also known as Goot (not the schlogger) or Coot because of odd unicode interactions.

Hello

I am 𝄞oot, a candidate for the head of /dem/. If I am elected, I will try (to the best of my ability) to remove as much of the filth and detritus that stains this 'party from this board as possible.

Vote me if you want a board without forced, vantablack dust. Vote me for a board without groomcord ""bait"". Vote me if you'd like this board to showcase the best the 'party has to offer, not the worst. Vote me if you want a board powered by 'ems, not coal.

Vote 𝄞oot… for the future.
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GOW DO I VOTE

so guys am i stupid,becaus i have no idea how to vote 💔💔 like wheres the vote button fr 😔
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Vote for Gigabad boy

1. I will ban and rape all zellig posters, spade posters, bait, and any fetish content.

2.All word filters will be removed

Win with Gigabad boy, Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good
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MIKO WILL MAKE THE SHURARTY GREAT AGAIN!
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AS LEAD JANNY MR NIGGLER WILL BAN ALL raisinSKINS FROM THE BOARD AND INSTATE A SECOND /ARYAN/
AS LEAD JANNY MR NIGGLER WILL HELP CREATE OPEARTION 9/11 2
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Vote General Niggnin

Vote me General Niggnin I am well known and will fight against the cord janny cabal.

Here is what I will do
1. I will do board wide snowball fights, instead of individual snowball fights that go no where there will be one snowball fight mandated by the userbase or me and will be pinned.
2. I will ban and rape all zellig posters, spade posters, and any fetish content.
3. I will make rapeson the mascot of the board
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I know more about sweearly present introductionng than all of my opponents put together, these peons who make empty promises that they cannot and will not follow through with. My plan is simple. My plan is true. My plan is THE best plan, possibly in the history of bans. Vote for me, vote for Frog.
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ITS ME GOOT I GOON TO 'P
AS MY FIRST POLICY I WILL MAKE THIS /NATE/ 2
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Mr niggler

i will ruin the board
dont vote for me
geniunely
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ermm hey yall giving it a go (random img)

soo i always wanted to try being just more than a s0yteen (not sure if wordfilter is in place in all boards so just to makes sure heheh ^_^")
>space
soo here are a few reasons that might make u wanna vote me! :) its ok if no! ^_^
-i am usually quite online here, unless im at school at the weekends i am pretty free
-i am responsible even for dead boards i will delete things that dont belong there and ban rule breakers
-i like being in charge and managing stuff sometimes!! >_<
-i am fun and depending on janitorial perms i might b able to decorate this board up a lil ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩
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!bad boy RAPING TEXT!
Vote for me and I will delete all of the posts I don't like (every single post)
Permas for everyone who offends me, as well as everyone who voted for me. Thank you.
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OMGHISA
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OFFICAL MIKO SLVT4BIBISI RALLY VC

come join the rally in the breads vc
MAKE THE SHUARTY GREAT AGAIN!
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WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME TEENS

-All word filters will be removed
-Stickied breads for snowball fights
-Democratic Executions: If there's a poster people don't like I'll hold a vote to get xher in the naughty list
-I will make science the official religion of the board
-Rape will be legalized

Other info:
-I have blonde hair
-I have blue eyes
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random img ignore it pleas (。Ŏ ᗜ Ŏ ̆ 。)

what is something (YOU) would like to change/ban off of der Santa's workshop?
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IT'S RAPING TIME
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Vote for me because I'm the only person here that realizes you're only getting janny on this board. My plan is to turn /dem/ into /plier/.
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I AM ANNOUNCING MY CAMPAIN WITH SVLTFORBIBISI AS MY VP!

MIKO
Slvt4BIBISI
MAKE THE SHUARTY GREAT AGAIN!
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/Viggers and their spadeson slaves will never win

Vote MustardTheJefforyRapist
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>My opponents self insert as gay animals

The image speaks for itself. Vote MustardTheJefforyRapist
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add a fun board, no one GAF about this /pol/ sh1t
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Vote for me because I'm Canadian or something

titile
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This board will elect its own president who will serve as its head janitor after a 1 week long campaigning period, starting now. The namefield and tripcodes will be enabled soon to accommodate for this.
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>soyboys controlling the means of tracing
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>the "leakage party" in question
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Vote for the Internationalist Communist Party and I will bring the estranged proletarian of Santa's workshop /leftysoy/
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vote for the most destructive person
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BAN BARNEY
BAN MLP
BAN FURFAGS
BAN SPADEraisin
BAN AVREI
BAN TRANIME
BAN ONGEZELLIG
BAN FNF
BAN FPE
BAN BAIT
BAN NAMEFAGS
TOTAL coal DEATH
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>festive soymmunism will NEVER CATCH ON because Santa's workshop is my heckin good boy safe space and nothing ever happens either
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WE ARE THE LEAKAGE PARTY

BAN ALL DISCORD
BAN ALL grinches
MIKO
SVLT4BIBISI
MAKE THE SHUARTY GREAT AGAIN!
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>>333
The trips that ended communism

MustardTheJefforyRapist
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~-~Hello.~-~
I am 𝄞oot. Vote me if you want a board without forced, vantablack dust. Vote me for a board without groomcord ""bait"". Vote me if you'd like this board to showcase the best the 'party has to offer, not the worst. Vote me if you want a board powered by gifts, not coal.

Vote 𝄞oot… ;;for the future.;;
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>I'm going to get rid of Discord

You were permain the naughty list off /soy/ for being part of Discord

Miko lost
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anti chùdcel party

Vote for me and i'll turn this board into a furry and brony safe space where furphobic chùdcels are in the naughty list on sight, not to mention free Brazilian bathtub HRT for everyone
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I will turn >>>/dem/ into /plier/.
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>nuso!candidates don't have special tripcodes
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GODKO must win
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Vote for total blk boy sissy clitty feminisation
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Hey goys. I got the 100, 200, 400, and 500 GETs on >>>/early present introduction/. Please vote for me.
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Vote /Viggers

Vote /Viggers
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DNC (Discord Namefag Cabal)

Vote for the DNC and I will ensure that /dem/ is filled to the brim with slop from all posters with the only people I intend to ban being those that inhibit board activity (or break site rules).
<Santa's workshop space.
I also intend to not be a one man larp but instead a multiple man larp, as I will share the janny account with anyone who I can trust to follow the listed moderation style.
<Santa's workshop space.
Generals or high activity breads will be pinned, looped, etc until sufficiently dead or have a too large reply count.
<Santa's workshop space.
I will pin 1 post I like per day.
<Santa's workshop space.
Here’s a more descriptive ban list:
-Linespam.
-Cattywipping.
-Excessive spam of a topic.
-Uncensored NSFW.
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>NOOOOOO you can't just campaign on how bad the other candidates are-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

MustardTheJefforyRapist to kill all commies
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>cultivating a culture of namefags that will gain notoriety through elections
>namefagging, avatarfagging and signatures will be strictly forbidden

Communism never made less sense
Vote MustardTheJefforyRapist
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Gigafly Party Policies

The GPP will turn this board into /gigachad/ and you will be allowed to also post gigafly. Gigafly posts will be stickied.
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Don't vote for a commie quitter. Vote for MustardTheJefforyRapist
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IMPORTANT PSA

>This is Cobson

<And this is Cobson after voting for /Viggers


Don't be like Cobson
VOTE MUSTARDTHEJEFFORYRAPIST
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>spamming the board with nonsense people will scroll over, posting one (1) post detailing what you plan to do with the board then immediately pushing it down with early present introductionx one liners owning your competitors who you then cherrypick things you don't like about them and "logical fallacies" to hide the fact you're just gonna turn the board into your personal blog nobody will use is a GREAT campaign tactic!
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>Every other candidate is a /qa/ namefag

The choice is obvious. Vote Jeffory
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VOTE GEORGE FLOYD
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>this
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>uhm, yeah, democracy TOTALLY works fairly because uhh… then valid BIPOCs like kamala harris and benito mussolini can be in charge! yeah… or something like that
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Vote for me

This is who I am and this is what I will do:
>I live in America, but I wake up at like 2AM (yeah, my sleep schedule is THAT fucked) so I can clean up all the pedo raisin that’s posted during Euro Hours.
>3.8 GPA (smart).
>I will ensure that frogspam does not get moved from /soy/.
>I will have it so muttposting and europosting is moved to either /int/ or /pol/ festive on the severity of the comment.
>I own 2 dogs (responsible).
>Namefagging on /soy/???… I’ll consider it.
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Let's take a look at the other candidates:
OdessanBvll (/qa/ namefag)
Amadeo Bordiga (communist)
Noah Martin (/qa/ namefag)
Frei Soy Jugend (/qa/ namefag)
Slvt4BIBISI (/qa/ namefag + Licorice Candy fetish)
/Viggers (probably /qa/ user + Licorice Candy fetish)

The choice is obvious. Vote Jeffory
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Here is why you should vote for me
>WILL NOT MODERATE THIS DEAD bad boy OF A BOARD
>WILL ADD MORE WORDFILTERS
>WILL BAN EVERYTHING I DISLIKE
>WILL SELL YOUR DATA TO XI JINPING
Do I really need anymore reasons?
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VOTE FOR PINGAS MAN AND ME IN ORDER FOR A giftMIER GENRE REDIFINING WEBSITE! - Ha-piness claus!
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>soycommunists can't have their own board because then my leaky chvddy special boy self won't be included it's NOT FAIR!!!!
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>/dem/ - Democracy
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Are you a Marxist soyteen that hid your political views from others because of the overall good boydy politics of the site, or a Marxist that never really fit in with leftoids for having a sense of humor? Vote for me, Amadeo Bordiga, and the Internationalist Communist Party to mold this board into a heckin' safe-spacerino for leftysoyteens all over the internet. Here you're free to BTFO any good boys by using a revolutionary SAGE! system while quoting their falsifying with a festive good boyelf/gigacommie
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vote


if you elect me, i will nuke /pol/ and /a/, make the links to those boards a redirect to their 4cvck counterparts. i will ban mlp, tranime, and 'zellig in all boards except for /nate/. i will also rangeban turkey and i will also get rid of wokeness and critical race theory so that white men don't feel uncomfortable on this site. i will also unban dnb in /nate/ but keep 'p, 'lita, petra, and bmt in the naughty list globally.
note that if i lose the election, i VILL send my voters to storm santa clauscord capitol this january 6 and you VILL be happy (meaning that i'll win anyways) so you better vote for me.
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blerby bloopis? blerby blerby blerby blerb
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vote galaxy gas n1gger


>get drunk and delete breads that trigger me
>i will ban all f#ggots on sight
>i will ban anybody who disagrees with hitler or isnt a nazi
>i will enable flags so we can tell who is a n1gger
>i will be on /soy/ instead of moderating this dead board
>im removing the fucking wordfilters
>it will be a chaotic dysfunction n1ggerhell
>i really hate f3ggots and tr3nnies and their all getting in the naughty list and so is their porn
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readd /raisinskin/
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reasons why you should vote for me


>1 santa claus is a dickhead and nobody is becoming janny
>2 i am a big fat bad boy with galaxy gas canisters on my head that go into my nose
>3 santa claus might be telling the truth and i get to be janny if i win
>4 he probably isnt though
>5 he is defitenly lieng
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VOTE FOR 'SLOT PARTY

insert voting ballots here >
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Vote /Viggers

Vote /Viggers
>>100
Vote /Viggers
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Vote /Viggers

Vote /Viggers I am well /Viggers and will /Viggers against the /Viggers janny /Viggers.

Here is what I will /Viggers
1. I will do /Viggers wide /Viggers fights, instead of /Viggers snowball fights that go no where there will be one /Viggers fight mandated by the /Viggers or /Viggers and will be /Viggers.
2. I will /Viggers and rape all /Viggers posters, /Viggers posters, and any /Viggers content.
3. I will make /Viggers the /Viggers of the /Viggers
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Vote /Viggers

Vote /Viggers
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Vote me to rename this place to /korn/
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>WE WILL B4N ANYONE WHO POSTS ANY SICKENING BRIMSTONE MATERIAL SUCH AS SOYTRANIFICATION, AGUGU, ETC.
>WE WILL MOVE ANY FREADS TO DEPENDING BOARDS.
>DISCUSSION OF NAMEFAG DRAMA WILL BE MOVED TO /QA/
>IF I GET ALERTED BY THE 'TEEEENS, THEN I WILL BE CHECKING IT, IF IT VIOLATES THE RULES, THEN I WILL BE REMOVING THE FREAD OR B4N SOMEONE DEPENDS ON HOW I DECIDE.
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its time to save Santa's workshop vote for me.
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Vote for me so i will give bad boys a job and make /pol/ and /qa/ better
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Let's take a look at the other /Viggers
Vote /Viggers
Vote /Viggers
Vote /Viggers
Vote /Viggers
Vote /Viggers
Vote /Viggers

The /Viggers is obvious. Vote /Viggers
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From the days of /qa/, to the present day, many gifts have been forged. gifts such as Cobson, Swede, Gape, A24, etc. These gifts and their variants have laid out the foundation for what this very site is today. Our culture has reached astronomical heights over the years, because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is beyond OUR reach. So much so that our culture reaches the very corners of the internet where only an echo can be heard. But, as all influential things, our culture has reached the wrong people. People who do not share our humor, our way of posting, our creativity. Multiple people can and will be named, the Xitter immigrants, der Cord, krampuss, and many more who oppose us but also claim and overwrite our tradition. Since then, some of them have even joined us on this very site. But they do not wish to play along, they wish to subvert and control Santa's workshop. There have been Tweets with thousands of likes, using our creation and slandering us in the process. The production of gifts has decreased, and the number of subverters and derailers has only increased. As janny of this board, I will make sure this place is the last bastion of The Great Soysphere if all other boards are overrun by the enemy. Vote me for more gifts on this board, such as Cobby, and increased output of true soy culture created by 'teens and 'teens only.
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Shiet board
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o6eb because i remembered him banning a few muzzies on /pol/
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Vote for me the south afriARYAN
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We vill become the better version of /s0y/
We vill win the winter event
We vill b*n everything (You) dislike
We vill force everything (You) like
/dem/ vill become the place out of control of the j*nitor cabal
And I vill take actions for this to happen. Vote for me. Vote for Ϫslav. The future of this site is in your hands.
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dem? as in mr demi?
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elect me to castrate all ytbois
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Oh sheit another name board!
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Vote for me

I will deliver presents tox every poster on this website
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sheeeeeit namefagging on
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Frei Soy Jugend

For snowball fights,
For gifts,
For No Rulecucking,
For Unity
We Lead The Fight
<reddit space
Against Brimstone
And der halloween
Against the Orange Tyrant
WE GO AGAINST!
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Vote for me because it would be funny
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elect me because i will give you all oxygen
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/Viggers

Fail
Vote /Viggers
MustardTheJefforyRapist Failed but not /Viggers Vote /Viggers
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How do u add a trip or algo
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VOTE FOR ME. I'LL BAN DA CORD AND STICK gift breadS
!!ALSO DB:SPARKING! ZERO (pirated ver.) TOURNAMENTS WILL BE HOSTED ON WEEKENDS!!
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WHY YOU SHOULD OF VOTING FOR ME

I AM WHITE AYRAN
FRIDAYS NIGHT FUNKER WILL BE STICKY
24/7 GONING breadS
BANNING OF THE TRANSPHOBIAS
DO THE VOTING FOR OF ME NOW
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I HEREBY NOMINATE SQUIRRELelf FOR PRESIDENT EVERY POST ITT IS A VOTE FOR SQUIRRELelf. NIGGA I'M NUTS
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im a 100% aryan from germany and i absolutely hate black gorilla bad boys. i'll delete all racebait and tranime if i win
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Vote for me good boy


Vote for me
1.i will kiss you
2.i will make Santa's workshop GREAT AGAIN
3.just do it ok?
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democracy just got 20% cooler!
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>>37
Belgium WILL WIN
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vote for me to get the 100th get
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vote for me WHY? (((YOU WILL OK)))
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I am Victorio
Here is my playform:
I am relevant
I am festive
I will nvke /pol/ if I am elected
I will listen to the soyim or something
I will rangeban Armenia, permanently
Thank you for listening to me
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vote for me or I shoot up your school
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Vote for me or something
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I voted for Donald Trump 3 (three) times
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I love roblox porn
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I love roblox porn
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demokikes lost
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read the democratic principal you bourgeoise fiends…
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Vote for Giga this christmas
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>/dem/
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SAVE DEMOCRACY

democracy has fallen. we need to save democracy
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hI
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hai :3
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Sometimes I bite the inside of my cheek because the blood tastes good

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