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 9265050Quote [Subscribe] [Voice Chat]>>9265099>>9265107

What are some jobs where you pretty much don't do anything for the most part?

 9265071Quote>>9265076>>9265164

sloth is a sin

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>>9265071
They still need someone to do those jobs

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That fucking Vanna White job from Wheel of Fortunewhere you touch the letters that the contestants guess

 9265099Quote>>9265133>>9265145

>>9265050 (OP)
Software "engineer"

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if you like playing runescape and improving your scraping metal skill to lvl 99 you can work the factory

 9265102Quote>>9265118

Politician

 9265107Quote>>9265109>>9265133>>9265193

>>9265050 (OP)
literally any desk Job

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>>9265107
Tsmt but also any government job especially

 9265118Quote>>9265136>>9265174

>>9265102
how do i become politician?

 9265133Quote>>9265140

>>9265099
>>9265107
I meant something I could do like right now. I don't care about the pay

 9265136Quote>>9265143>>9265174

>>9265118
Connections (90% are born into a politicians family, 10% get really lucky with friends or people they know) If you are born into an average family there is no hope for you

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>>9265133
If you are looking for a job you can do to get some cash then I think working for a store or any established brand is good (Walmart, Mac, etc) If you get on the cashier you are literally just doing calculator slop.

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>>9265136
i cant just become a worthless local politician with no real power that just sits at a wooden desk with a water bottle and a file with 4 pages inside?

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>>9265099
TSMT, look what happened when Elon fired 80 % of Xitter employees

 9265149Quote>>9265161

>>9265143
Problem is that these jobs get much more pay than what they should receive. That is why you need connections to get them. It is not about what you are doing, it is about what you are getting paid

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>>9265140
Well you still gotta stand up and talk to customers and raisin and I don't want that

 9265161Quote>>9265176

>>9265149
getting paid to raise my hand whenever the 5 other bad boys in my party raise their hand? pretty sure i can do that. who wants to become a fucking politician anyway cant be that difficult

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>>9265071
the bible is scroogeish

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>>9265158
You will be fine trust me, most of the customers talking to you are literal NPCS. You will sometimes see some crazy stuff also

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>>9265118
>>9265136
Most political parties have various organisations related to them, they usually have parties or events, where you can meet politicans and get connections that way
t. have two friends from highschool, who now have two comfy jobs where they do nothing

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>>9265161
It isn't difficult at all. It is literal slop with too many people involved. If you removed most of the US senators, Judges and stuff like that there won't be any change

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>>9265174
TSMT, but I only stated that it was 10% because most places in the world say for example Romania are very well known for being not corrupt

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>>9265107
This'll work good until the companies realize that 80% of their workforce is just women eating food, TikTok and contributing fuckall to the workforce except for making useless PowerPoints and fires everyone who isn't absolutely essential

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>>9265167
I don't have a walmart in my country and those type of jobs are harder to get in here

 9265201Quote>>9265212>>9265221

>>9265196
I mean I can still get it but like it's not the same as walmart or other mutt stores

 9265210Quote>>9265218

>What are some jobs where you pretty much don't do anything for the most part?

Any job that allows you to "work" at home

 9265212Quote>>9265227

>>9265201
You should give it a shot it is the best thing you can really do without and slop qualification. If you are old enough you could apply for a government Job

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>>9265210
>"work"
This is so true. Any CS major in general who is able to find a job literally doesn't work. Also people who do powerpoints and other slop

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>>9265201
I heard that construction work is good paying but requires effort, you could look into that

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>>9265212
Yeah I'll probably do that if I have absoulutely no other choice. But having to talk to people all the time is a dealbreaker for me also I can see someone I know or raisin like that

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>>9265221
Bro the whole point is not working too hard. Also construction workers r scary

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>>9265227
Nothing ever happens

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>>9265193
Day in the life of a microsoft computer engineer



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