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they should make video games where they constantly make demoralizing jokes about white men having tiny white peckers and have every black man walk around with ginormous bibisi bulges and also every female character should have a hung BLACK BVLL boyfriend and constantly remark how they cant walk after taking all 15 bibisi inches to the main character who is a whiteboy since only whiteboys play video games and main missions ingame should involve prepping the bvll and wearing chastity cages that get progressively smaller until its flat

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>9264359 (OP)
tsmt

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>they should make video games where they constantly make demoralizing jokes about white men having tiny white peckers and have every black man walk around with ginormous bibisi bulges and also every female character should have a hung BLACK BVLL boyfriend and constantly remark how they cant walk after taking all 15 bibisi inches to the main character who is a whiteboy since only whiteboys play video games and main missions ingame should involve prepping the bvll and wearing chastity cages that get progressively smaller until its flat

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HOHOHO!

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>they should make video games where they constantly make demoralizing jokes about white men having tiny white peckers and have every black man walk around with ginormous bibisi bulges and also every female character should have a hung BLACK BVLL boyfriend and constantly remark how they cant walk after taking all 15 bibisi inches to the main character who is a whiteboy since only whiteboys play video games and main missions ingame should involve prepping the bvll and wearing chastity cages that get progressively smaller until its flat

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Marge

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>>9264359 (OP)
But I play video games as an escape from real life, not to relive what happens 24/7 while I'm awake

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>FNF PEDO place santa doesn't visitCUCK!
>TAKING OVER THE WORLD, NOBODY GONNA STOOOP!
>place santa doesn't visit FAIL, YES, I'M A place santa doesn't visitFAIL DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT
>MOVING LIKE A TORNADO!

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bad boy

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>>9264359 (OP)
TSMT

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bro cooked

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>>9264359 (OP)
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "Licorice Candy" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff bad boy vs a skinny white guy isn't it? I imagine you little raisin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on Santa's workshop posting about having bad boy dick. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a bad boy dick spammer. A pathetic raisinskin loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR Licorice Candy" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever…



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