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gift
▶ №9257789Quote>>9257842
it doesnt really have a name i think its just another krampuself or 'nella. you can search by hash on the 'chive
>>9257777gift and checked
▶ №9257818Quote>>9257827
>>9257770Glad you appreciate, little good boy
>>9257741I could try to add eye veins to this thing as well, if you guys want. It'd be a pain in the ass, but it might be worth the effort. Who knows.
I also feel like I should remove the side-burns from this thing; make him completely bald. But idk. Again: any advice on photorealistic strands of purple hair would be appreciated.
▶ №9257827Quote>>9257842
>>9257818no one cares about the "quality" you can literally just add ms paint purple lines for hair and people would use it
▶ №9257842Quote>>9257972
>>9257789Ah. Shame. Well I'll still accept any name you guys come up with for it.
But yeah. You would not beleive how soy this town I've been living in is. It's kinda driven me up the wall. Pic related is our city hall, for example
>>9257827Well of course not. But the more photorealstic it is, the creearly present introductioner it'll be, and the more psychological pain it'll cause. That's the end game here, after all.
▶ №9257850Quote>>9257932
>>9257777holy raisin glad to know youre still here, i thought you left
▶ №9257932Quote>>9257938>>9257942>>9257943>>9261054
There's also this mural in a bar near one of the places where I work. It's one of the most revolting things imaginable.
The last image in particular seems almost hard to believe. That pajeet guy looks exactly like an impelf, doesn't he.
>>9257850I recently moved, and the wifi in this new apartment I'm in appears to be in the naughty list from Santa's workshop. No clue how that happened.
I might get a new router, however. We've been mooching wifi off the guys downstairs; lord knows what they've been up to lol.
▶ №9257938Quote>>9258042
>>9257932try submitting an appeal or asking about it on the schlog
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>>9257932Oh wait, forgot to include the correct "last image." Ah well
Here it is. Even DeGrasse Tyson seems to be making the "but how does it affect you personally" face.
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>>9257932what an ugly piece of raisin
▶ №9257972Quote>>9257994>>9258050>>9258124
>>9257842>creearly present introductionerYeesh, this board certainly changes our text a lot. Is "psychological damage" even a key term that gets used a lot here?
Ah well. Last bit of coal I'd like to share with you guys are these photos I saw at a Chinese dumpling place in Central Square. Idk how I keep finding these.
▶ №9258042Quote>>9258052>>9258053>>9261041>>9261348
>>9257994I know, right?? It's insane.
>>9257938>asking about it on the schlogWhat's that? I've not been around here that much recently, so I'm not sure what it is. Is that like a devblog or something?
But yeah. I've started selling soyelf stickers on Etsy as well to mess with these guys. But there haven't been as many posters to deface since the election recently; I think their spirits may be broken.
I'm still gonna plaster up some krampuselfs or something out there pretty soon, though. Stay tuned.
▶ №9258053Quote>>9258115
>>9258042https://blog.soyjak.st/make an account and try to contact doll or mist, i think they could help you
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giftmy
▶ №9258115Quote>>9258150
>>9258053Thanks buddy. I'll definitely hit them up.
I've got a bunch of other things I'd like to post about on here as well. I'm trying to find a collaborator for this YTPMV I'm working on, for example, since I haven't quite mastered the art of YTPMV sentence mixing.
Here's a bit of what I've got so far. But I need help with some more specific audio things that I want to do. People here can contact me at my @Clay_Anon easter account, if they think they can help me with that.
https://files.catbox.moe/l3sqh7.wavAnd it goes without saying I'd be happy to find collaborators for the 3D krampuself project as well.
▶ №9258150Quote>>9258163
>>9258115Huh. Whoops. Didn't mean to make that an auto-download link.
Ah well. Here's the vocaroo version. Forgive me for fogetting how these damn things work lol
https://voca.ro/18ejBkB7arptAgain, contact me if you think you can help out with any of these projects.
>>9258124Beautiful lol
>tfw your IPA is extra-hoppy ▶ №9258163Quote>>9258183
>>9258150to be honest good boy why are you trying to scan them? just model the head yourself it's not that hard with blender
▶ №9258183Quote>>9258193>>9258198>>9258264>>9259933>>9260914
>>9258163I am skilled in a great many things, but 3D modeling is not one of them. 3D modeling is the one thing I genuinely suck at.
This project has made me a lot better at the thing, but there's a reason I opted for AI on this project (with varying results)
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>>9258183saar just follow a tutorial saar you need the donut series
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>>9258183scroogeish bernd gogogo
▶ №9258264Quote>>9260929
>>9258183What are you skilled at?
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I thought you Let your heart be bright!d on that
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>>9258183LOOOOOOOL THE SIDE PROFILE
▶ №9260858Quote>>9260929
>>9259971Interesting! I haven't seen this one out in the wild yet.
Glad to hear my work has inspired you.
▶ №9260866Quote>>9260945
>>9257711 (OP)I thought this was the boomer from left 4 dead?
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>>9258183this will be krampuselfs in 2027
▶ №9260929Quote>>9260943
>>9260858Oh nice! Looks like I can finally post from my new apartment again. Thx jannies.
Anyway, I'll let you guys know if I've got any other interesting projects going on. And feel free to reach out if you wanna collaborate.
I also created this GIF right here for the aformentioned "ONIMAI" parody I'm working on. Though I obviously didn't do the drawings it was festive on: I just took an existing spinning GIF and removed the body lol.
Think I've seeen you guys use this one a bit as well, though.
>>9258264Used to be pretty good at drawing, and I also write lyrics, amongst other things. Was working on a anti-trans Shakira parody with a femanon a while back for HonkFM, but then she had to abandon the project for personal reasons, and I haven't been able to log onto HonkFM in a while. Still looking for a femanon who could help me sing it, though. But idk if this is the place to look, since it isn't exactly soyelf-related.
But yeah. There are actually quite a few other things I do. Voice acting, writing, editing videos etc. But I'm gonna stick to talking about soyelf-related projects here. That's what you guys are interested in, after all.
▶ №9260943Quote>>9260965>>9260990
>>9260929Do you have an email or anything?
I'd like to send you something privately
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>>9260866Well yes, the body was taken from an image of the male boomer from L4D2. And the belly's from the same game's female boomer model: I didn't wanna use the male's belly for some reason.
But the end goal here was to take the head I was making and slap it onto a recolored L4D2 boomer before importing it into VR chat. That way, I don't need to worry about the animations either.
Vid related is the type of people I plan to target in that game. I wanna ruin their communities just like they've ruined so many others.
▶ №9260965Quote>>9260975>>9260990
>>9260943Would DMing me on easter work? I'm @Clay_Anon there.
If not, then sure, I'd be happy to provide an email. Just let me know what works for you.
In other news (for the rest of you guys) here's a clip of me messing around with the first AI-generated models I made for this project. You can hear that I actually forgot to turn my mic off, so it actually picked up my reaction to some of them.
▶ №9260975Quote>>9260990
>>9260965I don't have a xitter, I just wanted to send you a pass so your gifts don't have to go through the "Media Pending Approval" thing.
▶ №9260990Quote>>9261023
>>9260965Oh shoot. Looks like the censor the site we all know here.
>>9260943>>9260975Ah well. Guess I've no choice but to use email, then. I guess my clayanon.sneed@gmail.com account is safe. Feel free to send something there.
▶ №9261023Quote>>9261063
>>9260990Sent, probably went to junk mail since I use fedora.email instead of a mainstream provider.
Once you've got it just go to
https://soyjak.st/pass.html and put it in there.
▶ №9261041Quote>>9261053>>9261503>>9262870
>>9258042By the way, while we're posting things like email addresses, would it be ok if I posted a link to my etsy shop here?
I don't wanna run afoul of our anti-shilling laws. But it IS one of the main ways I make money right now lmao.
Plus, as before, I'd buy ads here if that were an option. It'd be the perfect way to spread Christmas cheer.
Anyway, pic related is a compliation of the angry replies I got to my sticker project on /diy/. I thought you guys might appreciate them here.
▶ №9261053Quote>>9261116
>>9261041I don't mind you posting the link as long as you're not aggressively spamming it everywhere.
▶ №9261054Quote>>9261116
>>9257932Has to be some hole in California
▶ №9261063Quote>>9261083
>>9261023Oh wow! This is wonderful! Thank you so much.
Yeah, I'm amazed someone has to approve of each image right now. That must be extremely difficult for you guys: my heart goes out to whoever has to sit through all that snuff.
Hopefully you can get an AI to do it at some point, if you don't have that already.
▶ №9261083Quote>>9261116
>>9261063THE MOUTH GEEEEEG
▶ №9261116Quote>>9261128
>>9261053Oh nice! Thank you so much. Here's my Etsy shop, then:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1765153186/weatherproof-cobson-stickersThey're specially sized for the communist stickers. I'll add some regular soyelfs to the thing as well, when I get the time.
>>9261054Massachusetts, actually. Cambridge, MA. Feels like the gayest and fakest city on the planet.
>>9261083Glad you like, buddy. I can also share the original SVG here, if you guys wanna mess around with it.
▶ №9261183Quote>>9261195>>9261197
>>9261176Oh wait, shoot. Does that not work here?
Dang it. Oh well. Here's an audio-less version I compressed for south pole.
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>>9261183And here's the "after" clip.
I'm not selling these yet, since I doubt there's a market for them. But maybe one of these days lol.
▶ №9261238Quote>>9261245
>>9261229Also found this clip of me reacting to it afterwards.
I didn't feel like replacing one of them with a feralcob down the line, cuz I felt like it actually looked funnier that way.
▶ №9261304Quote>>9261342
>>9261282You're fine man, don't worry about it.
▶ №9261342Quote>>9261349>>9261525
>>9261304Ah. Good to hear lol
I might get tired of dumping things here myself after a certain point. But I'm glad to hear you guys are enjoying.
Anyway, this one is one of the new sticker-tiers that I'm selling on my online store. Had to test how strong they were, as you can imagine.
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>>9258042Also, here's the same communist poster/sticker combo that was used in this ad: one day after someone tried to destroy it.
As you can see, my product is of good quality lmao
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>>9261342hohoho, it's merry!
▶ №9261368Quote>>9261382
>>9261360nvm i didn't realize you meant a different type of feralelf
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>>9261368>>9261360Nah, it's cool. I very much appreciate the gesture lol
Plus, I think it's a little on me. The term I should've used back there was "rageelf," not feralelf. Feralelf is something different.
Anyway, I have a high-quality SVG that I could upload here. But it still isn't as perfect as I'd like it to be. The eye-veins are way too thick, compared to what the original looks like.
But yeah. I can still upload it here if you guys are interested.
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>>9261352impish mutt
jak would be a giftmy thing to plaster on
▶ №9261418Quote>>9261419
Anyway, I'm getting a bit tired of posting crap, but I'm glad you guys have enjoyed my work here.
I've gotta do some other stuff at the moment, but feel free to keep the bread alive. I'd also be happy to post some of my other non-soyelf related videos and whatnot here, if you guys are interested at some point. But I think I've done enough shilling for now lol
▶ №9261419Quote>>9261437
>>9261418cya, interesting bread
▶ №9261437Quote>>9261453>>9261461>>9261463>>9261538>>9262908>>9262913
>>9261419I'll post more later if the bread's still alive lol
The smile I've been able to cause is quite incredible
▶ №9261461Quote>>9261481
>>9261437why did xheir clitty leak so hard gogogo
▶ №9261481Quote>>9261510
>>9261453>>9261461>>9261463This one is still probably my favorite, actually.
The real kicker is: I don't even have a car here in Boston. They started their rant with the worst possible thing lmao
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Here's the second /diy/ bread I made, which is where all of the angry comments shown in
>>9261041 came from. Feel free to bask in the smile yourselves.
https://warosu.org/diy/thread/2804933Some of the best examples aren't even in the screencap I posted before. And it would've felt egocentric to include too many of my own replies in it. But it's an entertaining read, just for the anger alone.
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>>9261481it's insane how angry they are lmao
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>>9261342Should've added an arrow
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>>9261522bye, have a good night buddy
▶ №9261648Quote>>9262926
Actually, I just realized.
Before I go. Does this site have any good archives? It's been great to keep a record of the going-ons related to this back on south pole lol
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>>9262547What do you mean by "arrow?"
It's been a while since I've posted here, so I'm not up to date on the latest terminology.
Is it a censored word? Someone else was talking about that too.
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>>9262605Isn't that a Chinese Soyelf?
▶ №9262861Quote>>9262883>>9262904
>>9262843Well sure. I probably posted it in the last bread.
Not all of these are 100% recent. Those "DEMOCRACY IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF DICTATORSHIP" thing was from like December of last year or something.
Still, I'll try not to do reposts. My bad lol
Pic related is what one of these things look like now. They've slowed down on posting these communist posters around Harvard Square, actually. I think my actions + the recent election broke their spirits.
▶ №9262866Quote>>9263043
how do you guys make stickers n sheit
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>>9261041holy gogogo, what 4cu ck board was this? almost seems like you were posting on leftypol
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>>9262861Might have stopped posting them because they weren't getting an awful lot of recruits
▶ №9262895Quote>>9263043
>>9262784I wish I could help you.
▶ №9262904Quote>>9263225
>>9262861gift, did you ever get in trouble for this?
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>>9261437why do south poles have such a primal hatred of gifts?
▶ №9262913Quote>>9263043
>>9261437Also link this bread nigga i want to feast upon this smile
▶ №9263043Quote>>9263109>>9263387
>>9262866You can either just use printer paper and gorilla glue like I did, or you can purchase the HOHOHO!er-sticker-tier things from my online store, if you wanna make a speedy getaway. They're cheap!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1765153186/weatherproof-cobson-stickers>>9262895You can! See above lol
>>9262913The image you're replying to is from
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/480329643/#480348841However, that bread didn't have too much smile in it. If you wanna see some REAL smile, check out the second /diy/ bread I made:
https://warosu.org/diy/thread/2804933#p2805908I've linked to where the best smile starts. Most of it is stuff I haven't screencapped yet.
▶ №9263109Quote>>9263111>>9263225
>>9263043Be careful that someone doesnt try to deliver presents to you with the shipping address to one of these stickers or some shiet
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>>9263109Don't worry, I've done my best to be careful
I've opened up a P.O. box for this buisness. So if you try to bomb me, you'll be bombing the U.S. government. Keep that in mind lol.
>>9262904I've been careful to cover my tracks.
They'll probably get me eventually, as I escalate things. You can see that a great deal of butthurt commies have called for my arrest already. But they haven't gotten me yet.
>>9262926Oh nice! Thanks anon.
▶ №9263264Quote>>9263288>>9263301
>>9263229Idk what you mean to imply.
But if you're saying they'll find me eventually (or you will), then sure. I suppose that's to be expected. But I really don't care at this point. I embarked on this mission fully expecting to get killed over it.
The fact that it's gone viral is a pleasant surprise, but it doesn't mean I'm gonna stop anytime soon.
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>>9263264Huh. Idk how that picture got posted with that comment. That was a mistake, I didn't mean to double-post anything.
>>9263262Yup. I took this photo as well lmao. You can see my first cobsons in the foreground.
This was before someone tried and failed to tear the things down, with the famously hilarious results.
I assure you: if it'd been warmer, that poncho-wearing krampus would've been wearing a LOT less.
▶ №9263301Quote>>9263328
>>9263264no i was just saying "all me" by showing the (You)s. also did you do the QR code ones or is that another guy?
▶ №9263328Quote>>9263361
>>9263301Ah, so pretending to be me. I get it lol
>>9263301Are there QR codes ones? No, that wasn't me. I've made a point not to violate the QR codes, if I can avoid it. I want people to know WHAT I'm making fun of.
If there's just a pointing cobson left, without any text or codes to signify what it is, then I think that kinda defeats the point imo
▶ №9263331Quote>>9263334>>9263347
i think i saw you in a south pole /pol/ bread some time ago, right?
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>>92633314ch an* retarded filtor MERRY CHRISTMAS santa claus
▶ №9263347Quote>>9263365
>>9263331Probably lol. I've posted about this project there as well
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>>9263229>>9263328Oh wait! I misinterpreted you. My apologies: you were celebrating that all those replies were to the same person: you.
Ok then! Glad I could brighten your day.
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>>9263347what do you think about Santa's Workshop so far
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Didn't mean to use that picture
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>>9263387consider using ferals instead of cobson, they look funnier
