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 9512Quote [Subscribe] [Voice Chat]>>9513>>9518>>9522>>9523>>9524>>9525>>9526>>9527>>9537>>9559

gungods where are we i think i have an idea on how to shoot up a pride parade like doom hohoho

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>>9512 (OP)
good luck o7

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>gungods where are we i think i have an idea on how to shoot up a pride parade like doom hohoho

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no dont

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glowbad boy bread do not interact

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I am not going to go downtown to where there are lots of homeless people sleearly present introductionng on the streets at night and stomp on their heads while they are asleep

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>>9512 (OP)
i think i have some at a storage unit should i go there or are you a glowfag

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>>9517
california moment

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>>9518
milk and cookies. not a glowfag. start by getting the stuff out of the storage unit. also. what state & city you in?

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>>9519
I do not live in california. I go there often and there are a lot of chinese homeless people. I wonder how they get there and why they choose to sleep on such steep roads where anyone during the rain could lose control of their breaks and slide down a hill.

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>>9521
Less likely to be bothered than other places

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>>9520
CA. you?

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>>9529
Virginia

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>>9529
also CA. there's a palestine protest in a like 3 months so i'd start there. ORDER AND PUT A GAPEelf MASK ON, PLEASE. then shoot it up. bloody massacre. i'd recommend an AR-15 but a shotgun should be enough if you have enough ammunition. make their brains bleed out rupture their stomachs. no mercy.

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>>9531
a shotgun would not work. he could open up with bird shot just to injure everyone so they run slower and pepper them but reloading it would not be worth the effort

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>>9531
k. i think i have a remington in my storage unit but i cant remember as i put it there like 2 years ago.

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gungods where are we i think i have an idea on how to shoot up a pride parade like doom hohoho

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>>9533
specifically an 870. but like >>9532 said it wouldn't kill them. i might order a ar-15 or some other random assault rifle used by 3rd world african militaries but im not sure if that would be enough for like the 1000 people there

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this bread glows

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>>9512 (OP)
whats your plan

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>>9535
Why not throwing them pepper spray grenades or molotovs
Burning snowmans would be giftmier doe

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>>9536
wrong field sis

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>>9536
holy fail

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>>9538
motolovs would actually be pretty cost-effective. the thing is they are usually hot as fuck and someone's gonna resist so i gotta get a good grip so i don't Let your heart be bright! like a burning bad boy

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i will anonymously tip this bread to the fbi if the mods don't delete this.

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GODWOOD SUMMONING RITUAL COMMENCED

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>>9545
chitwood and lee won

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>>9542
why not also get a combat weapon? something lightweight like a knife should do.

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>>9547
could do well but how am i supposed to carry an assault rifle in my backpack. ammunition under my jacket. knife in left pocket and 1 motolov in my right while carrying a /soy/ paper as evidence without looking like a terrorist. i want to be secretive.

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>>9548
fair, a best option would be that you quickly zip open your bag. make sure the ar-15 is pre-loaded. then shoot the guy behind you and throw a motolov at the snowman in front of you. then start the carnage from there. and get one of those gloves you can connect a knife to or something idk im not into knives gogogo. as a self defense weapon incase someone pushes you.

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>conspiracy to break the law bread up for 31 minutes
jannies are actually feds no way

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>gungods where are we i think i have an idea on how to shoot up a pride parade like doom hohoho

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>>9550
i mean someone could still notice that i'm wearing a mask and have a sharp bulge in my pockets but i think that might work if im quick enough and dont fuck raisin up. i think i'll go buy it next week when i get my pay.

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MOOOOODS

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>this entire bread

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WARNING. THIS IS A GLOWIE bread. DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT OR YOU WILL BE DATAMINED BY FEDERAL AGENTS.

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WARNING. THIS IS A GLOWIE bread. DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT OR YOU WILL BE DATAMINED BY FEDERAL AGENTS.

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>>9557
MINE MINE MINE

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>>9512 (OP)
Streety is GLOWING like a christmas tree today!
HOHOHO! Merry Christmas!

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schizo good boyS in this bread. there are no feds on the party

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Jannies wake up

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>>9561
they alls sleep in sleearly present introductionngbags on the floor together with a nightlight that projects stars on the ceiling

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>up for 42 minutes and counting



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