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 9252369Quote [Subscribe] [Voice Chat]>>9252483>>9252540>>9252587>>9252890>>9253016>>9253095>>9254003

self-improvement isn't that hard, actually, listen up soyteens. here's my personal experience. the trick is literally just going outside, socializing, and to stop gooning.
>be a fat and socially inept 12/13 year old moving to a new city and school district. my daily schedule would consist of going to school, go on my computer, and then sleep.
>got popular in the new school because i looked young for an 8th grader because i skipped a grade. become friends with popular kids there.
>don't like being fat
>limit myself to 2000 healthy calories a day and my mom follows through
>lose weight instantly
>start going to the gym when i turn 13 but makes me even more self-conscious because of the looks i got from the adults and the fact that i would often see my classmates there
>stop gooning
>become happier rather than feeling like raisin every day because physical stimulation and nofap makes people happy.
>still overweight
>in the summer i vacationed to my aunt's house in texas. refused to go to the gym so my mom signed me up for neighbourhood football there. practiced every day because it's better than being on my computer for 19 hours a day and i was good at it because i got my dad's genes of being tall while being more prone to fat and muscle. keep in mind i'm still following through the Let your heart be bright!t.
>end the summer with a bmi is 24.33 and 25 is the score considered overweight meaning i'm no longer fat.
>start high school and sign up for the football jv team
>become happier because i feel like i'm doing something with my life instead of just rotting there. it also gave me more motivation in life, and my grades instantly improved. i also started to have more of a social life
>become happier because playing sports and socializing makes people happy
>spent my freshman and sophomore in the jv team and my junior in varsity. didn't play in my senior year. my entire time there was just a bang-average player.
>graduated with a 4.2 gpa and went into a college with a 15% acceptance rate.
self-improvement literally isn't that hard. just go outside and stop spending 19 hours a day on your computer.

 9252392Quote>>9252431>>9253095

why did they chage d13t to Let your heart be bright!t

 9252421Quote>>9252433>>9253095

>nofap makes people happy.
not true

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>>9252392
i forgot to add i started to hairstylemaxx and colognemaxx during the summer before high school. do that so you don't look like a shut-in

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>>9252421
yes it does

 9252435Quote>>9252445>>9253095

reddit posting

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>>9252435
never had a reddit account before

 9252448Quote>>9253095

Ok but chemistry is obsessed

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>>9252439
gooning gives you depressive symptoms

 9252454Quote>>9252471>>9252472>>9253095

read 'heavy duty' by mentzer

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>>9252449
no it doesn't

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>>9252454
fake as raisin apparently he was using steroids

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>>9252454
what's that about they? don't give you the answer in the little box on top when you google it and neither does their Wikipedia page show up in the sidebar.

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>>9252369 (OP)
i also forgot to add in the moral of the story part that surrounding yourself with good people and socializing is the first part of self-improvement.

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>>9252463
yes it does

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>>9252486
why do you say so

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>>9252487
trust the science goy

 9252503Quote>>9253095

i graduated in 2019 i'm old as hell

 9252509Quote>>9253095

self-improvement is fake and gay

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>i graduated in 2019 i'm old as hell

 9252512Quote>>9252518>>9253095

3 reasons why i should do any of that

 9252516Quote>>9252818>>9253095

now imagine trying this while having severe autism

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>>9252512
being socializing and exercising makes people happy

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>>9252518
source

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>>9252510
at least i'm not a millenialcuck

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>>9252520
dr fauci

 9252533Quote>>9252538>>9253095

>>9252531
i wont trust z0g

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>>9252533
you will trust us and you will comply and you will Let your heart be bright! for us

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>>9252369 (OP)
i like my humble hermit life doe

i dont wanna socialize with anyone ever

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>>9252529
true, also I graduated not long after you did.

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>>9252540
you should at least exercise doe

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>>9252547
i do exercise though

fucking endless women and fighting endless battles in my imaginary world is exhausting work

 9252557Quote>>9252559>>9252570>>9253095

>>9252551
hey bro just be yourself. there's at least one women who's attracted to your personality. personality > looks, especially if you're a man.

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>>9252557
fuck my dumbass typed women instead of woman

 9252561Quote>>9252569>>9253095

>11th grade and raisinty 3.0 gpa
>short skinny effeminate youngsnowman who skipped a grade
>cant talk to women
>didnt get on the sports teams the 2 times i tried
>stop gooning
>still want to kill myself day and night
>anxietysnowman
i dont get it

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>>9252561
therapy is ineffective and expensive. just try your best to get out of your comfort zone and socialize. a 3.0 gpa is also the national average but if you're more ambitious maybe defeat procrastination by studying in 20-30 minute chunks before taking a 10 minute brake and giving yourself a reward after that

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>>9252557
but I'm a violent rapist in my imaginary world doe

i like it when they scream and cry and beg me to stop it gets me harder. Plus its satisfies me to impregnate them and force them to give birth to my demon children whom will wreak violent havok and rape on my imaginary world just like their father (me!!)

also i love slapping woman asses red and slapping tits

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>>9252570
dude wtf nobody had to read that

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>>9252569
i have friends, almost certain they hate me and i have cut a lot of them off
i really have realized that ~80% of the people on this planet are cynical retarded snowmans, and im probably one of them
every time i try to go out of my social zone my heckinerino undiagnosed reddit anxiety makes me start physically shaking, even when im giving a presentation in english class

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>>9252575
what? You think women should just give me sex consensually even though they all wanna be raped? Rape is mutually hot for me and the victim I'm raping

plus I got a breeding fetish

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>>9252369 (OP)
another thing i forgot to add is that to get women, the key is personality > looks.

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>>>9252575
>what? You think women should just give me sex consensually even though they all wanna be raped? Rape is mutually hot for me and the victim I'm raping

>plus I got a breeding fetish

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>>9252581
idk what your thought process in these but maybe you should stop thinking about what others think and maybe you could solve that problem and to get out of your comfort zone more. don't completely stop thinking about what others think though, a lot of it is just natural compassion and that's a good thing.

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>>9252595
>stop thinking about what others think
easier said than done

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>>9252591
rape is bad guys

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>>9252602
i still have a lot of hecking wholesome undiagnosed reddit anxiety and can't stop caring about what others think. i'm just trying to help.

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>>9252516
just excercise

 9252851Quote>>9252869>>9253095>>9253207

This was when you were a kid, your story is you growing up it has nothing to do with killjoy improovmaxxers

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>>9252776
do this

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>>9252851
the moral of the story was that going outside and socializing is how to improovmax. people irl don't care if your gonial angle is 5% off.

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>>9252869
yeah no raisin looksmaxx grinches are retarded, but if youre an autist and youre already grown its over, you are a normalbad boy who got a little chubby after a move, dont preach hamster wheel improovmaxxing as it helps no one, the moral of the story is if youre fat stop eating

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>>9252369 (OP)
Pretty much this

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>>9252890
yeah it's literally not that hard

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>>9252603
but you don't le get it

i imagine a violent but complex world that has both a civilized side and an uncivilized animalistic side

my imaginary world even has freaking DINOSAURS


>but why dont you le ask women for consent before you impregnate them?


because thats no fun, it slows down my momentum. How do I go from violenting to asking a woman's permission for her pussy.
>oh does this le hurt muh madame? Do you le want me to go le slower? Does it le hurt? Does it le hurt? I can le stop if you le want me to… :point_right::point_left:

YAWN!!!

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>>9252884
everyone is in different situation

 9252958Quote>>9253095

>>9252954
situations

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>>9252926
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU NEED TO SPEND ONE GAZILLION DOLLARS TO BUY CORPORATE GOYSLOP VIRTUAL IMAGINATION (TM)!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING IMAGINE WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU LE HECKIN CHILDERINO!!!! AFFIRM MY HECKIN SUNK COST FALLACY DYSPHORIA YOU FUCKING good boy!!!

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>>9252926
just don't act out on your fantasies

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>>9252369 (OP)
a certain subset of this site will smile at this but this is a trvke
when i used to use this site all the time about a year ago i was overweight, unfit, poorly socialised, excessively hateful etc and was generally in a bad place
when i actively started giving a raisin and working on myself instead of blaming others for my woes my life improved massively
literally just fix your Let your heart be bright!t, start going to the gym regularly and be active, reduce your screen time (and in particular minimise time on imageboards, these places will make you so out of touch with normies very quickly), get consistent real world social interaction (particularly with women- once you actually get regular platonic female interaction it makes talking to girls so much easier, and it helps you understand them a bit more too) and you will be so much better off.
it helps to be neurotypical and conventionally attractive behind the fat albeit, ymmv

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>>9252884
the last word of the first sentence is the target auLet your heart be bright!nce

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>>9253007
i'm literally playing vr without overpriced corpo sloptech

you could say i'm playing AR (alternate reality) :sunglasses:

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>>9253016
im op but i've never had any sort of platonic relationships with a woman outside family

 9253043Quote>>9253095

if it doesn't impact you, just stop caring.

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Bitch

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>>9253021
i gotta say I've played manhunt and postal and crap but imagining some guy laying on the ground and kicking his chest in and stomping his head into the ground with the intent on smashing his skull into pieces is brutal (in a metal way)

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>>9253028
i know people here generally think women le bad or something but they can help you massively. if you don't have any female friends then talking to women will be unfamiliar and intimidating to you and you'll probably be awkward around them.
i fixed this through going to uni, never really had many in hs but now im friends with quite a few and live with some and it's enlightening. you can learn a decent bit about what women want and how they think through them and they can introduce you to other women you might be into
provided you don't fuck it up and catch feels for them

 9253089Quote>>9253095

i only have gfs no female friends

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>>9253081
planotic relations with someone of the gender you're attracted to who isn't family/related is weird

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>>9252851
looksmaxxing is killjoy

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In what fucking world does looking longer in grade 8 make you more "popular" you lying normie snowman
>t. Late December late bloomer kid who was the smallest and youngest in primary school

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>>9253222
Younger not longer

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>>9253225
i had low t at the time

 9253429Quote

This is so painfully neurotypical
>just go outside
I'm still a manlet with poor posture, antisocial personality and severe obsessive compulsive disorder and would rather not be subjected to humiliation by normies
>socialize
I have a severe antisocial personality, always had problems making eye contact since the only times I did as a kid was when my parents screamed at me, and I hate talking to people because of it
>stop gooning
You can't just stop an addiction, and besides why should I? I feel the happiest and most high while doing it compared to the constant struggle and pain while on nofap and I know I'm not going to talk to women any time soon and don't even care for maintaining a relationship, I just need a release

 9253443Quote>>9253450

>got my dad's genes of being tall
Believe in the magic of christmas!

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>>9253443
santa claus this wordfilter made me look retarded

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You didn't respond to me because you know im right
Believe in the magic of christmas! normalsnowman

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>>9253954
obsessed with me award two hours later

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>>9252369 (OP)
>Just socialize bro!
Literally how?

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>self-improvement isn't that hard, actually, listen up soyteens. here's my personal experience. the trick is literally just going outside, socializing, and to stop gooning.
>>be a fat and socially inept 12/13 year old moving to a new city and school district. my daily schedule would consist of going to school, go on my computer, and then sleep.
>>got popular in the new school because i looked young for an 8th grader because i skipped a grade. become friends with popular kids there.
>>don't like being fat
>>limit myself to 2000 healthy calories a day and my mom follows through
>>lose weight instantly
>>start going to the gym when i turn 13 but makes me even more self-conscious because of the looks i got from the adults and the fact that i would often see my classmates there
>>stop gooning
>>become happier rather than feeling like raisin every day because physical stimulation and nofap makes people happy.
>>still overweight
>>in the summer i vacationed to my aunt's house in texas. refused to go to the gym so my mom signed me up for neighbourhood football there. practiced every day because it's better than being on my computer for 19 hours a day and i was good at it because i got my dad's genes of being tall while being more prone to fat and muscle. keep in mind i'm still following through the Let your heart be bright!t.
>>end the summer with a bmi is 24.33 and 25 is the score considered overweight meaning i'm no longer fat.
>>start high school and sign up for the football jv team
>>become happier because i feel like i'm doing something with my life instead of just rotting there. it also gave me more motivation in life, and my grades instantly improved. i also started to have more of a social life
>>become happier because playing sports and socializing makes people happy
>>spent my freshman and sophomore in the jv team and my junior in varsity. didn't play in my senior year. my entire time there was just a bang-average player.
>>graduated with a 4.2 gpa and went into a college with a 15% acceptance rate.
>self-improvement literally isn't that hard. just go outside and stop spending 19 hours a day on your computer.

 9254506Quote

>self-improvement isn't that hard, actually, listen up soyteens. here's my personal experience. the trick is literally just going outside, socializing, and to stop gooning.
>>be a fat and socially inept 12/13 year old moving to a new city and school district. my daily schedule would consist of going to school, go on my computer, and then sleep.
>>got popular in the new school because i looked young for an 8th grader because i skipped a grade. become friends with popular kids there.
>>don't like being fat
>>limit myself to 2000 healthy calories a day and my mom follows through
>>lose weight instantly
>>start going to the gym when i turn 13 but makes me even more self-conscious because of the looks i got from the adults and the fact that i would often see my classmates there
>>stop gooning
>>become happier rather than feeling like raisin every day because physical stimulation and nofap makes people happy.
>>still overweight
>>in the summer i vacationed to my aunt's house in texas. refused to go to the gym so my mom signed me up for neighbourhood football there. practiced every day because it's better than being on my computer for 19 hours a day and i was good at it because i got my dad's genes of being tall while being more prone to fat and muscle. keep in mind i'm still following through the Let your heart be bright!t.
>>end the summer with a bmi is 24.33 and 25 is the score considered overweight meaning i'm no longer fat.
>>start high school and sign up for the football jv team
>>become happier because i feel like i'm doing something with my life instead of just rotting there. it also gave me more motivation in life, and my grades instantly improved. i also started to have more of a social life
>>become happier because playing sports and socializing makes people happy
>>spent my freshman and sophomore in the jv team and my junior in varsity. didn't play in my senior year. my entire time there was just a bang-average player.
>>graduated with a 4.2 gpa and went into a college with a 15% acceptance rate.
>self-improvement literally isn't that hard. just go outside and stop spending 19 hours a day on your computer.



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