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 9247417StickyLocked[Reply]>>thread_9263335>>thread_9263287

Hello, users of the sharty.
I come back with an announcement to make. For the next 24 days I will be running an experiment. I call it the Board Advent. Every day I will craft a new, unique board with its own gimmicks. At the end of the month, I will select a handful of the most active boards which will become permanent. The rest will be reduced to atoms.
The exact number of saved boards is yet to be determined. There will be no tricks or challenges this time; your only requirement is that your board is more active than the other ones. This will be no easy feat to achieve, mind you.
Enjoy the experiment.

 9247834>>thread_9263335>>thread_9263287

First board: >>>/uncalm/

 9256487>>thread_9263335>>thread_9263287

Second board: >>>/epi/



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 9263457[Reply]

New toss
>They look like this
https://youtu.be/947nQO4A_Fk
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 9263510

>>9263498
sameelf

 9263511

9263498
negated

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>betraying your moral compass in order to cling to the adoration of unintelligent masses.

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>>One day, we'll make our societies not in the image of hierarchy and hate, not in the name of the few over the many, but for all humanity, and all the earth. And we'll brush aside the villains who can't stand it!
>>Or… Supporting Trans rights, here me out, is being a decent human being? Huh? Huh? Letting people be people is a good thing and an oppressed minority shouldn't be persecuted further than they have been for ages? Eh?

 9263518

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>Next time someone tries to call me "a guy pretending to be a girl" I'm sending them this



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 9263455[Reply]

>> 9263093
a bread conspiring to break the law by killing innocent people has been let up by jannies for 40 minutes.

40.

FUCKING.

MINUTES.
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 9263506>>9263512

>>9263504
MERRY CHRISTMAS femjanny pedo bad boy

 9263512>>9263516

>>9263506
>good boy thinks sage is downvote

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 9263516

>>9263512
MERRY CHRISTMAS femjanny pedo bad boy

 9263517

>>9263474
wordswordswords



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 9263360[Reply]

Is this forced coal?
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 9263475

If you force it yeah

 9263501>>9263507

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i edited your elf

 9263507

>>9263501
giftmy

 9263509

test
gogogo
issa gift
giftmy



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 9263479[Reply]>>9263484

i haven't had alcohol in 2 months and i can't drink because of health problems. im losing my mind right now. what game do i play

 9263484


 9263485

That sucks. I keep drinking too much

 9263486

you're an addict and you're gonna Let your heart be bright! of cancer, by the way.

 9263491

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>Toggle navigation

>Hyper Realistic Bartending Simulator Game

>Get it on Google Play

>Download from App Store


>BarSim Bartender Simulator

>Congratulations! You've just found what is not only the most interactive, innovative Bartending Game, but the most interactive & innovative game ever developed for mobile phones - period! Three years in the making, we've tirelessly worked to ensure that every step in the drink making process has been represented. In fact, we're certain that once you've mastered BarSim Bartender Game, you can easily take the same skills to the real world. It doesn't matter if you've never poured a drink in your life, or you're already a veteran bartender, this game will challenge your skills and be a whole lot of fun.

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have a little drinkypoo nigga, im drunk right now



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 9263492[Reply]

>REAL krampusS ARE ACTUALLY BROWN AND NOT WHITE EVENDOE 99% OF krampusS ARE ACTUALLY WHITERINO

 9263494

this is true though, most tr00ns are white

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The krampus is a demon



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 9263476[Reply]>>9263489

>baiting lee into spamming generals you dislike

 9263489

>>9263476 (OP)
My least favourite general is Ibrahim Babangida



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 9262941Locked[Reply]

Russians are anti white swarths btw
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 9263456

>>9263441
festive

 9263459

>>9263451
santa claus told me you were his bottom bitch and that I get all the good poundings

 9263460

>>9263451
they might as well give you a janny position

 9263470

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i love all countries

 9263481

Moved to >>>/pol/649263.



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 9263282[Reply]>>thread_9263287

Who did this
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 9263442

>>9263412
gogogo get xheir kharmas and doots taken away

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>>9263359
>chronically online behaviour as he posts on reddit smiling about some nobody-cares-about-game wiki

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vandalize it again and link Santa's workshop everywhere so they leak even more

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>>9263359
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO replacing my heckin open source SNCA article with a meme LE CHRONIC ONLINE!!!!!

 9263500

>>9263458
no arrow



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 9257711[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]>>thread_9263335

A long while back, I posted here about my attempts to make a 3D krampuself model, in hopes of trolling people in VR chat. It's been quite some time since I last wrote about it, but you fellas appear to have still made use of this thing.

Naturally, I'm surprised and extremely flattered that you've all enjoyed it so much. So I thought I'd turn some of my other cut-outs of Bernd Schmidt's head into something for you psychopaths.
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>>9263229
>>9263328
Oh wait! I misinterpreted you. My apologies: you were celebrating that all those replies were to the same person: you.
Ok then! Glad I could brighten your day.

 9263365

>>9263347
what do you think about Santa's Workshop so far

 9263387>>9263454

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>>9263043
Bookmarking this. There's only one soy poster in my area but if I go somewhere with more I'll buy some.

 9263391

Didn't mean to use that picture

 9263454

>>9263387
consider using ferals instead of cobson, they look funnier



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 9263417[Reply]>>9263423

 9263423

>>9263417 (OP)
'p or something

 9263430

fpe link do not click

 9263445

up

 9263447

plumberjacks



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 9263045[Reply]

How did you 'teens find this site?
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 9263383>>9263401>>9263407

was anyone here using the website before santa claus era

 9263386

>>9263377
we should snowball fight south pole and dead altchans more often

 9263401

>>9263383
I came from south polenel during the early kuz era

 9263407

>>9263383
doll era

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kinda oldgod here. was lurking on /pol/ while i was in 10th grade in 2021 and got fed up with the glowie spam and bait so i was just clicking through the boards when i found /qa/. imeaLet your heart be bright!tly became facinated with soyelfs and began soydueling anyone who replied to me. unfortuenetly a whole week later /qa/ got shoad and i was heart broken. it took me about almost a year to find Santa's workshop though, but i remember jumping up with joy seeing that soyposting was still alive.



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 9263093Locked[Reply]

gungods where are we i think i have an idea on how to shoot up a pride parade like doom hohoho
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 9263419

schizo good boyS in this bread. there are no feds on the party

 9263420>>9263435

Jannies wake up

 9263435

>>9263420
they alls sleep in sleearly present introductionngbags on the floor together with a nightlight that projects stars on the ceiling

 9263438

>up for 42 minutes and counting

 9263464

Moved to >>>/bait/9512.



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 9263433[Reply]

>raping pedos

 9263439>>9263452

are the ICP rape allegations true

 9263452




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 9263248[Reply]

 9263254

STOP FORCING YOUR AUTISM OBSESSED CORDkrampus

 9263432

Is that curly



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 9263411[Reply]>>9263428

>OH MY HRT! I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO SAFE SPACE! ..EXCEPT FOR REDDIT AND XITTER AND halloween AND TUMBLR AND scroogeTUBE AND south pole AND TIKTOK AND-

 9263422

>AND SOYelf PARTY

 9263426

>AND BLUESKY AS WELL

 9263428

>>9263411 (OP)
grinches won't stop until they ruined EVERY community, EVERY hobby, EVERY website



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 9263333[Reply]>>9263349

I'm obsessed?

 9263349

>>9263333 (OP)
Yes it's true!

 9263409>>9263416>>9263425

terrible edit
hair on the left is done inorrectly and the rope doesnt extend to the top
never edit an image again

 9263416

>>9263409
moe disrepecters really cant edit gogogo!

 9263425>>9263473

>>9263409
shut the fuck up bad boy

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 9262717[Reply]

I just ate fermented pineapple that had an alcoholic smell to it and now my mouth and tongue are burning from the acid of the bromeliad ama

 9263390

It still hurts

 9263399

fermentation is very important. have you thought of starting an at-home brewery for beer?



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 9263398[Reply]

Believe in the magic of christmas! retard bad boy mnkey bad boys oh my god we have to take are fucking retard site fucking
seriously he might fucking post fucking Lennon man thats fucking traumatizing for a weak retard
reddit snowman such as my self lets act like the rest of the piss babies on are retard bad boy website
oh my god he fucking posted Lennon holy raisint
lets ban him
he said add /lennon/ hes discord
well Believe in the magic of christmas! retard goat bad boy monkey
MERRY CHRISTMAS
oh no he cant post that
fuck man
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 9263252[Reply]>>thread_9263335>>thread_9263287

Interesting fact: this is the average dick size of all grinchjannies. The ones that delete and move ES breads have even smaller dicks
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>>>>9263389 (You)
>>sorry guys this is my pet bad boy, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart

 9263421>>thread_9263252

>>9263410
I'm an autist so for me the repetition of a joke makes it even funnier

 9263424>>thread_9263252

>>9263421
Fair enough gogogo

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>>9263424
Thank you for your acceptance chvddy

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>>9263427
Anytime chvd #9263427



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 9262849[Reply]

can we please only say happy holidays, i celebrate hanukkah and not christmas

 9263382

shut up scrooge

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>can we please only say happy holidays, i celebrate hanukkah and not christmas

 9263395>>thread_9262849

festive
Dennis prager is a filthy traitor appealing to goyim

 9263413

perish raisinskin

 9263436

>>9263395
I forget that Dennis Prager is a scrooge



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 9263376[Reply]

Purple Text when

 9263378

Nothing ever happens good boy

 9263381

Could have been implemented during the santa clausniversary event with Thanos or something



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 9263341[Reply]>>thread_9263341

Elton John lost his eyesight

 9263343>>thread_9263341

literal who

 9263351>>thread_9263341

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>>9263343
>elton john is a literal who for the younger generation
;;it's healing;;

 9263354>>thread_9263341

>>9263341 (OP)
Yep, it's the vaccines.

 9263372

>>9263354
and also for being a snowman

 9263380

>>9263351
How is it healing to not know a good musician



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 9263350[Reply]

A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?


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>Every single zoomers are all tr@nnies

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>>Every single zoomers are all tr@nnies
<>Every single zoomers are all tr@nnies

 9263344

milk and cookies and sproke

 9263345

Its true



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 9263340[Reply]

WHITE POWER


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 9263305[Reply]

WILSON HAS FUCKING CANCER

 9263327


James Wilson
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James Wilson
Drwilson
Name
James Evan Wilson
Character played by
Robert Sean Leonard
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 9263320

goyim arent gonna like this one brother



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 9263259

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cont.

 9263266

Marge

 9263303

SAGE!

 9263311

HOHOHO!ing schizo bread



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 9262480[Reply]>>thread_9262480

It's difficult being a good boy in a world full of bad boys
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 9263197

aryan test

 9263202

white test

 9263245

>>9262480 (OP)
bad boy

 9263246

Fag

 9263308

/x/



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 9263222>>thread_9261900

>>9263034
alicen collins is the mother?

 9263235

>>9262855
In exposing him yes but they aren't 'oxing anything

 9263256

>>9263206
it was part of heckin' old interwebz culture

 9263280

so fucking bored im gonna leave this bread now, everything collected was public information from his xitter and othrr social media, holy raisin this is the worst opsec ever
everything i read from this bread so far put into one text.

Name: Conrad Aaron Collins
DOB: Aug 8, 1991
Age: 33 years old
Used to live in: Virginia Beach
Currently lives in: Nordfolk, Virginia, with his dad.
Mother: Alicen Collins
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/goldenwitch

 9263302




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 9217417[Reply]

We are hiring, because I said so.
Really only we need is voice actors, since we don't want every single character sounding the same.
I'll let it up to you who you want to voice.
Audio editors is preferred, albeit I'm currently doing this myself. Same goes for animation.
Also if you aren't keeping up with Soyjakmaths news, main series production OFFICIALLY begins in December.
https://www.youtube.com/@soyjakmaths/videos Our official Youtube channel btw is here, which has the audio-only pilot episode uploaded.
You can also find the matrix link (for production) in >>>/mtv/54737 , we will be moving threads soon though.
Anyone can help with production, and assets (such as 3d models, sofa map etc) will be released publicly so you can do your own raisin with it.
I'm supposed to be scriptwriting, but I have given the green light for others to take part in it, and I will approve/modify it if it works well.
^ Episodes will be 20 x 15 mins, so every main Soyjakmath get's a chance to fight with every Brimcuck
Strongly recommend you help, let there be gems.
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 9249432

>>9249347
I'm going to HOHOHO! this coal again to page one

 9255844

HOHOHO!

 9255853

ROBLOX PORN IS BETTER THAN NUMBERJACKS

 9255868

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY FIVE of HOHOHO!ing this coal

 9263297

HOHOHO!



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 9262888[Reply]

just took a 6 hour nap

 9263028

now take a 7 hour one

 9263050

>now take a 7 hour one
Personally i prefer 8 hour ones

 9263054

>now take a 7 hour one
Personally i prefer 8 hour ones

 9263263

Alhamdulillah :hearts:



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 9263217[Reply]

kike in my lobby

 9263227

Send him hate messages

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>level 1367
>promoted 15 times



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 9261662[Reply]>>thread_9261662


Let's coordinate 'teens putting Santa's workshop posters in their schools/institutions ITT

Who's with me?
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 9262103

>>9262079
Do it anywhere, any public place, any public institution.
It could literally be a gas station pump for god's sake

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 9262130>>thread_9261662

>>9261930
First one may result in suspension at least in western countries, they hate nazis even paroLet your heart be bright!s

 9262136

>>9262130
we 'teens are risky and snarky

 9263257

HOHOHO!



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