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You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

BEGIN

Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

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>>9261346
santa uses his bandages from earlier

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The strike won, jannies lost
>>9261027

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CHADstein beheads Santa Cob, killing him.

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>>9261351
no, he can regenerate

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>>9261356
bro wtf…

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Santa Cob is now dead, and Christmas is ruined forever. The End.

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>>9261356
everyone in the room is shocked, ted kaczynski gets his bow out and shoots chadstein witg an arrow

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>>9261373
damn, only in ohio…

 9261450Quote>>9261540

>>9261373
will you be doing another bread

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>>9261450
No, because Santa Cob Let your heart be bright!d the sword fight really annoyed me.

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>>9261540
d i e d and

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If Santa Cob D I E D earlier, the adventure would end the same way. It's a shame, but it's nothing personal.

 9261658Quote>>9261778

/chive/ this bread, slfs

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>>9256363
just strategically post your posts to get the number you want, choody

>>9256497
tsmt

>>9256993
this guy is NUTS! do this froor

>>9257046
trvke, do this too(t)

>>9257046
mikoARYANS won

this bread needs more SKIBIBISI toilet. ADD SKIBIBISI TOILETT
also stop saying cuss words
they are literally bad

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>>9261740
made an oopsie award, ignore the last reply whachamacallit

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>>9261373
Amazing merry ending just like muh hec'n avengoys avengers infinity war1!!!

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>>9261658
how i have esl poopskin indian saar

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>>9261373
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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