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>>9259812Jeffrey CHADstein fires into the ceiling. The fieey munitions rain on the societs, causing burn damage. They scream as they're engulfed. It's recommended to put out the fire.
Santa Cob dodges the raining fire.
Jeffrey CHADstein says
>Come on, Santa… 1v1 me NIGGA! ▶ №9259962Quote>>9259967>>9260050
>>9259937chadstein fires his main gun (not the grenade launcher) at the soviets
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>>9259962btw, him and santa will have a cool swordfight
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>>9259967not right now of course
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>>9259962>>9259967>>9259972Jeffrey CHADstein fires his LMG over the counter, while the soviets drop and roll in the snowmech's corpse to extinguish their flames.
Santa orders them to retreat from the room. They bring Veteran good boy and Babyelf with them, as Santa also commands them.
>Come on, Santa. I'm ready to swing!Does Santa accept?
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>>9260050everyone retreats from the room… but veteran good boy decides to stay, because he gas a plan
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>>9260086*has, also he is in the other room, but is staying there until the right moment to strike
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>>9260067Santa Cob and Jeffrey CHADstein jump onto the bar. They're ready to commence in sword battle.
>>9260086Unfortunately, good boy Veteran got terminally injured and knocked unconcious.
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>>9260097the swordfight begins, meanwhile, max and the others are going to your location
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rolan santa
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rolan chadstein
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rolan how many turns it'll take max to arrive
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>>9260147will kaczynski and the others also come?
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>>9260192I'll get everyone to arrive. The blizzard is also concluded at this point.
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>>9260139>>9260126>>9260136Jeffrey CHADstein and Santa begin their clash. Jeffrey closes in and nearly strikes Santa, but he manages to catch the swing.
rolan
higher number means better outcome for santa
lower number means better outcome for jeffrey
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HOHOHO!
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>>9260327saar what is taking so long?
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>>9260240santa charges and try's to impale Jeffery with xis sword
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rolan santa
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rolan jeff
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or parry, whatever
▶ №9260424Quote>>9260443
>>9260400>>9260375Santa Cob performs a DUBS powered strike, automatically slashing Jeffrey CHADstein's face and giving him a cool scar.
Jeff takes a few steps back, shocked at the speed of the attack.
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>>9260424Both Santa and Jeffrey begin gooning for some reason.
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>>9260443ignore this derailing kike please, my good sir
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>>9260443Jeffrey says
>Hey, first blood! I guess that concludes first round! Let's take a break!<Agreed…The two take a break and just goon for a few turns.
Everyone from Santa's office arrives. Nate says
>What… Why are you both GOONING? Where is the early present introductionc action? ▶ №9260529Quote
>>9260524E P I C
worst fucking filter ever
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>>9260524epstein cooms on nates hair, which makes him smile, everyone leaves the room for a little while, at least until santa almost Let your heart be bright!s or something
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>>9260542*makes him see the
▶ №9260562Quote>>9260593
>>9260542they will come back once he is almost dead, sorry for any confusion
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>>9260593the fight begins (again)
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>>9260628Santa swings, Jeff blocks again.
Rolan
▶ №9260692Quote>>9260739
>>9260684start gooning again to distract chadstein, then slice him when he least expects it
▶ №9260696Quote>>9260739
>>9260684Santa throw a snowball at chadstein face and capitalise the momentarily blindness to strike him down
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rolan santa
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>>9260739you know the drill, attack
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rolan santa
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rolan chadstein
▶ №9260761Quote>>9260765
>>9260739Santa went on offensive and corner him with superior swordsmanship before knocking him back with a kick and switching to Bazooka and shoot him
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>>9260761nigga this is a sword fight, stop derailing things
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>>9260765I'm not derailing, I'm winning
▶ №9260789Quote>>9260804
>>9260776celebrate, i have already mostly planned out this fight, no need to make big changes like that
▶ №9260804Quote>>9260828
>>9260789Fine , I go check what actual technique to apply in sword fight while anon is busy
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>>9260799chadstein lets santa get back up and fight him again
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>>9260804anime sword battle technique
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rolan santa
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rolan epstein
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>>9260848santa gets up, and the fight resumes
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rolan santa
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rolan jeff
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>>9260911the fight continues, satoko braps, causing chadstein to get irritated
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rolan jeff
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rolan santa
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rolan satoko
▶ №9260944Quote>>9260954
okay rolling multiple times is flawed
▶ №9260954Quote>>9260956
>>9260944just don't do it immediately after my nigga
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>>9260954else the digits will only shift by a little
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>>9260968santa slashes chadsteins helmet, and it goes through and slices him
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rolan general
▶ №9261022Quote>>9261026
>>9260968Santa finish him off with death by thousand cuts in light speed
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>>9261037the fight continues, max gets bored and decides to throw whatevers left of the budlight bottle at chadstein
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rolan general
▶ №9261088Quote>>9261111
>>9261037Santa counter chadstein swings with deflect followed by quick riposte impaling his chest
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>>9261058Max tosses a bud light at CHADstein out of boredom.
Santa is also tired of the swordfight. He aggressively pushes CHADstein.
>>9261088Rolling this. If above 6, this happens.
▶ №9261130Quote>>9261156
>>9261111Uh , Santa cob aim for chadstein arm attempting to disarm him
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>>9261111insane quads, what could this mean?
▶ №9261156Quote>>9261163
>>9261130rolling, if above 6 then success
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>>9261156So it's a pass right ?
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>>9261174raisinty Luck of the day award
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>>9261184they MVST fight to le death
▶ №9261206Quote>>9261208>>9261224
>>9261184Santa get closer to chadstein while parrying his attack and slam an elbow into chadstein face before swinging his sword at the same spot
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>>9261206Rolan, if evens, success, if odds, failure
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rolling for epstein's next attack efficiency
▶ №9261240Quote>>9261259
>>9261224chadstein roundhouse kicks santa in the face, then slices his chest with his sword (diagonal slice)
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rolling for santa's attack efficiency
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rolling santa please get dubs bad boy
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rolling epstein
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this is bullraisin
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if evens, santa gets put out of his damn misery
