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>>9257908call santa and give ted the phone
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>>9257926using KrampusPhone, a hologram of santa appears when Ted holds the phone
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>>9257926You call Santa and give the phone to Ted.
>Erm, I'm very busy right now.<Santa, I want to speak with you soon.>Okay. Join me in my office.Santa hangs up.
Max says
>Well?<Okay. Power's back on. We're going to Santa's office now.They climb the ladder and go to Santa's office.
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>>9257970Max tells Tyrone to cover his bibisi and they all enter Santa's office
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>>9258077nate notices them
▶ №9258103Quote>>9258121
>>9258088Nate notices Max and says
>GET OUT OF HERE KIKE!Ted says
<It's okay, he's with Santa.>Then what was he doing in his office?<Secret business.>You better not touch this computer, asshole. ▶ №9258121Quote>>9258127>>9258136>>9258139>>9258227
>>9258103suddenly, kamala harris comes out of nowhere and starts talking about how we should fight and we should make love not war and other hippie raisin
▶ №9258127Quote>>9258227
>>9258121*shouldn't fight
▶ №9258136Quote>>9258227
>>9258121but then trump comes out and blows her brains out with a shotgun and tells everyone to fight le kikes and then only the strongest will survive from halo 2 starts playing in the background
▶ №9258139Quote>>9258179>>9258227
>>9258121This is a slight hallucination that Ted is having because he is schizophrenic
▶ №9258179Quote>>9258190>>9258227
>>9258139however he convinces everyone it's real
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>>9258179they don't believe him however and santa slaps him into sanity again
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>>9258121>>9258127>>9258136>>9258139>>9258179>>9258190Kamala Harris says
>We weren't meant to be divided, but to be united, and to all hug each other in this big ball of-DJ Trump blasts her face open with his shotgun and Breaking Benjamin plays.
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>>9258235uh… i guess continue talking to nate or something
▶ №9258320Quote>>9258334
>>9258311The Israelis att-ACK!
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>>9258311they kill the glass guys and shoot at the babyimp
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>>9258311Candy canes are thrown at the Israelis
▶ №9258360Quote>>9258369
>>9258311One of the Gigachads just fucking explode, probably from a pulled pin on a grenade earlier. The rest of the Israelis get disoriented and confused. One of them gets shrapnel in the heart and collapses dead.
It's time for the commies to attack.
Rolan
0-3 = Commies barely attack
4-7 = Commies attack weak
8 or 9 Commirs attack strong
Dubs = Causes another mosfortune for Israelis
▶ №9258369Quote>>9258373>>9258376>>9258378
>>9258360The commies are shocked too, and don't fire. Israelis attack first next turn as well.
Any unique approach?
▶ №9258373Quote>>9258377>>9258384>>9258402>>9258482
>>9258369regulars shoot at the glass guy, the gigachad shoots at babyimp
▶ №9258376Quote>>9258380>>9258482
>>9258369veteran good boy gets into a killshot stance and fires at the isrealis with a focused volley of akm fire
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>>9258369veteran confiscates the sproke for the army
▶ №9258382Quote>>9258386>>9258407>>9258482
babyelf in the snow suit throws a giant snowball at chad
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>>9258380can i roll this time
▶ №9258386Quote>>9258388
>>9258382is this nigga fr?
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>>9258386you could always ask to roll it yourself from the beginning btw
▶ №9258390Quote>>9258397>>9258400
>>9258387what did you roll for? general roll?
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>>9258390just the baby i thinj
▶ №9258402Quote>>9258482
>>9258373rolling for giga
▶ №9258407Quote>>9258408
>>9258382rolling for babyelf
▶ №9258411Quote>>9258414
fuck sakes man, why are the israelis always so fucking unlucky? this raisin is ridiculous
▶ №9258414Quote>>9258420
>>9258411imagine cheering for the scrooges lol
▶ №9258420Quote>>9258424
>>9258414SOMEONE has to talk a role for the bad guys, otherwise it would be boring
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>>9258424i meant the fights snd raisin would be boring, im taking control of one of the villains so the fight wouldn't be raisin
▶ №9258482Quote>>9258500>>9258505>>9258507
>>9258373>>9258376>>9258378>>9258382>>9258384>>9258400>>9258402>>9258406Veteran collects Sproke from the bar.
The Israelis gun the glass toys, shattering two of three. The remaining toy gets closer. Stray bullets hit Veteran good boy.
Israeli Giga fires his machine gun at Babyelf, damaging the Snowmech. Snowmech throws a snowball into Giga's face, debuffing his accuracy significantly.
Veteran was too busy collecting Sproke and getting shot at to attack the Israelis.
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>>9258482veteran drinks a sproke to heal himself
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>>9258482tyrone shows up in the background
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>>9258482they kill the last glass toy, and they fire at impelf and veteran
▶ №9258517Quote>>9258535
rolan israeli AND good boy veteran
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the soviets fire at the remaining scrooges
▶ №9258527Quote>>9258535
rolan israeli against the others
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Santa uses his Jolly MMG (self-prompting and rolan)
▶ №9258535Quote>>9258541
>>9258517>>9258527seven is a pucky number, and you got it twice so…
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>>9258535sorry phonefagging, meant to say lucky
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>you got it twice so
blvd is onto nothing only in ohio
▶ №9258644Quote>>9258669
>>9258500>>9258507>>9258520good boy Veteran takes cover and drinks Sproke.
The Israelis break the last glass toy. They fire at Babymech and good boy Veteran, too.
Babymech is heavily damaged, losing its head. good boy Veteran's cover defends against the bullets.
The Soviets and Santa Cob retaliate with a wall of bullets. Most of them miss, but the ones that hit wound the Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs.
Tyrone doesn't show up, because he's too far away.
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>>9258644the solLet your heart be bright!rs continue shooting at the babyimp, and then all shoot at veteran
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rolan israeli
▶ №9258761Quote>>9258786
Taking a break for a few.
▶ №9258786Quote>>9258941
>>9258761few what? minutes? hours?
▶ №9258941Quote>>9258967
>>9258786at least half an hour, maybe multiple hours.
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>>9258941ill probably be asleep by then… please be quick
▶ №9259110Quote>>9259208>>9259272
rolan israelis vs soviets
0-3 israelis advantageous
4-5 neutral
6-9 commies advantageous
0 or 1 extreme advantage for israelis
8 or 9 extreme advantage for commies
▶ №9259208Quote>>9259217>>9259238>>9259256
>>9259110dude rolling like this doesnt make sense the isrealis are outgunned and outnumbered at this point so how would they logically have an advantage
▶ №9259217Quote>>9259238>>9259256
>>9259208at this point they're not equally matched so i think its quite unnecessary to roll
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>>9259208>>9259217leaking because the israelis are wiining for once award
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>>9259217>>9259208I could've not rolled when the Israelis attacked the Commies, but the outcome changed because I rolled. I'm just throwing them a bone, because they're heavily outnumbered.
▶ №9259272Quote>>9259280>>9259302
>>9259110The Israelis gun down Snowmech and Veteran good boy. Veteran is now critically injured, and the Snowmech is destroyed.
They attack a second time, wounding some of the soviets.
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>>9259272attack the soviets
▶ №9259302Quote>>9259415
>>9259272the soviets mass volley fire at the isrealies
▶ №9259306Quote>>9259415
rolan israelis (higher number means better result for enemy this roll)
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rolan soviet (higher number = better for soviets)
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>>9259310im gonna go sleep
▶ №9259415Quote>>9259441
>>9259306>>9259310>>9259280>>9259302The Israelis fire more bullets at the Soviets, killing a few and wounding more.
Only A24 fires, but both shots miss.
Santa Cob scratches his head.
Babyelf begins crying from underneath the Snowmech's wreckage.
▶ №9259441Quote>>9259467>>9259553
>>9259415santa fires his gun and the soviets do to
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rolan santa and soviets
▶ №9259466Quote>>9259479>>9259553
rolan israelis?
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>>9259441ima Ms. claus for them this turn, cause it aint looking so good
▶ №9259553Quote>>9259565
>>9259441>>9259462>>9259466Both sides exchange a hail of bullets, but only the soviets get hit. Multiple fall.
A24 says
>SEND IN THE RESERVES!7 solLet your heart be bright!rs arrive. They're the remaining members of your team.
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rolan israelis
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rolan soviets
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rolan santa
▶ №9259679Quote>>9259796
>>9259665the last israeli steal the LMG of a dead gigachad, and fires it
▶ №9259701Quote>>9259796
>>9259665meanwhile, chadstein loads a special incendiary grenade into his grenade launcher
▶ №9259704Quote>>9259796
rolan soviets
▶ №9259708Quote>>9259796
rolan da jood and chadstein
▶ №9259796Quote>>9259812
>>9259708>>9259704>>9259701>>9259679The last Israeli jumps over the counter and nabs the Giga's Negev LMG. He fires it at the Soviets, wounding 2 and killing one.
The Soviets outnumber him greatly, so it doesn't take much skill for them to spray and pray all over the Israeli's chest and face. The Israeli is killed.
CHADstein (who probably should've popped out earlier) loads his grenade launcher with an Incendiary round.
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>>9259796chadstein pops out when they least expect it, and shoots his incendiary grenade at the soviets, causing a big explosion, and sets them on fire (santa dodges the attack doe)
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rolan grenade
4-6 = direct hit
2-8 = hit
others= miss
