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can santa reach chadstein already
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>>9256607>>9256614>>9256609>>9256637(popular vote)
Dr Soyowad breaks into tears. CHADstein feels sympathy for once. They hug it out and become friends.
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>>9256658I'll do the assault soon
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>>9256660this is beautiful
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>>9256638Postal kaczynski is attacked by max and tyrone
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>>9256651>>9256655Trent Reznor and Lou Reed, both allied with Ted Kaczynski, enter the scene.
Trent says
>BREAK THE MACHINE!or some schizo bullraisin. Probably not even a lyric from NiN, I just made it up.
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>>9256690why would they attack him? max is also a communist
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>>9256660And Soyowad and CHADstein walk out (They will return later in the story)
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>>9256702dont do this thats actually stupid you were literally setting up a boss fight since yesterday and now suddenly chadstein just dissapears
▶ №9256729Quote>>9256760>>9257237
>>9256699max explains to ted's crew that he's a communist spy working with bordiga and that he downloaded files from santa cob's computer to a usb so it'll be empty when he gives the go ahead for israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs to drop in, making it easy for an ambush
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>>9256710I mean he doesn't have any more relevance 'til later tbh
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>>9256732retard take chadstein's the one who lead the fucking attack on santa's workshop wdym he has no relevance
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>>9252217with nothing to guard the front door, the haunted christmas spirit of kuz arrives. he senses there are russians and gets the idea to start a communist uprising and revive kolyma as a communist state
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>>9256729Kaczynski gifts max a tin of catnip
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holy story derail
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>>9256814there were no Automat Kalashnikova Modernizirovanii in 1899
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>>9256825its not 1899 shizo
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>>9256830why does the good boy have arthur morgan's satchel and belt then?
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>>9256830if i wanted a rdr2 character in here id pick john feralston
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>>9256836because it looks fucking awesome
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>>9256796Santa's team lets out a war cry, boosting morale
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>>9256796the israelis drop lots of shekles upon dying
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The Israelis dump their rounds into the Glass Toys, missing most of their shots. They smash one of them. The remaining toys melee the Israelis.
The Commies and Santa retaliate. This devestates the Israeli force, killing multiple.
2 turncoats join Santa. There is also crossfire support from the back of the stage.
>>9256814>>9256868>>9256851(slated to happen next turn)
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>>9256868The sheckels are actually chocolate gelts
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rolan
below 4, israelis make a comeback
above 4, they get BTFO harder
4, erm, idk
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>>9256904idk it is the isrealis just flee and retreat oversea
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>>9256904its equal i guess
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>>9256904they equally btfo each other
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>>92569044 - babyelf comes in
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>>9256904The Israel force surrenders.
good boy Veteran enters the scene.
>I guess we should arrest these kikes, huh?Santa asks
>How many does that leave left?>'Only CHADstein and his boys. ▶ №9256969Quote>>9256972>>9256975>>9256993>>9256997>>9256999>>9257062
>>9256946Meanwhile, CHADstein and Soyowad were running away to a bar to hide
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>>9256969>>9256993derailing nigg3r award
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>>9256999im not derailing im trying to end the soyowad and epstein escape sub plot
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>>9256969CHADstein and Soyowad hold the bar, with several close guards. There are several more in the adjacent rooms.
CHADstein says
>Damn, they took out the others, and the communists infiltrated us. Maybe we should withdraw… ▶ №9257069Quote>>9257123
>>92570622 gigachad guards with LMG's walk in
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>>9257062Soyowad starts drink some beer
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>>9257062One of the guards gets possessed by krampus temporarily and krampus is using the guard to speak to CHADstein for a short time
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>>9257079>>9257076if this post ends in a number over 5 then soyowad gets drunk boxer powers
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>>9257069>>9257076>>9257079>>9257085Two gigachads areive as backup.
Dr. Soyowad drinks some Bud Light.
Krampus demonically possesses one of the guards and chats with CHADstein.
^Congrats on trashing Santa's presents and euining Christmas, but WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You're doing nothing. You need to kill Santa and his budLet your heart be bright!s, and quickly!>Shut up tr@nny. I'm considering withdrawing.^Ahh, but we have the same goals: Ruining Christmas! What better way than to kill Santa?>I was considering replacing him with Heorge Floyd in an evil ritual, actually.^Just ice the bastard. Floyd can do something else. ▶ №9257133Quote>>9257165
>>9257123chadstein agrees to kill santa
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>>9257123Then… The power goes out, something or someone cut the power
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>>9257137stop it dude fuck sakes
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>>9257137let's not do the same plot twice
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>>9257149For fuck sakes,
SHUT IT ▶ №9257165Quote>>9257177>>9257211>>9257344
>>9257133>Okay. Time to rush Santa. Later, let's talk about what happens after, if I succeed.^You're doing great! Rotten Christmas!Krampus departs.
CHADstein will now run an offensive against Santa.
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>>9257137Stop nigga i already introduced this
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>>9257158NO YOU WILL STOP DOING THIS raisin MOST PEOPLE IN THIS bread DO NOT WANT THE SAME SUBPLOT TO HAPPEN SO STFU YOU SELFISH LITTLE FUCK
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>>9257165the regular guards go to where santa is, while the chads stay
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>>9257177after hours of drinking the chads pass out and sleep peacefully
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>>9257177Chads should join the rush.
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>>9257185ok, but can chadstein stay for a bit more? soyowad probably has some medicine to treat chadsteins burn
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>>9257165soyowa puts on his yarmulke and begins reciting the torah to bless these soldjurs
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>>9256729Max say
>I'm also a Communist spy. I'm running a complex operation against the Israelis.Ted says
<Alright. I'll let you in on my secret. I'm trying to return Santa's workshop to tradition, but I don't want to bomb him. Do you think my plan will work? ▶ №9257344Quote>>9257356>>9257369>>9257379>>9257492
>>9257211>>9257190>>9257185>>9257165Dr. Soyowad puts down the beer and puts on a Kippah. He recites Torah scripture to bless the solLet your heart be bright!rs. +2 roll luck on them. They mobilize. They face a pocket of resistance. The turncoats are vastly outnumbered.
Rolan
8 or below, the Israelis win.
Above 8 or dubs, the turncoats win.
Below 4, absolute Israeli victory.
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>>9257344Christmas spirit always wins!
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chadstein equips his brass knuckles with spikes, the spikes add extra damage and power than usual brass knuckles, and can easily shatter a niggas skull
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>>9257492snow suit caca joins santa's group offscreen
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>>9257492Max manages to convince Kaczynski and his people to join Santa Cob
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>>9257500>>9257502>>9257510Santa Cob reaches the room, and the turncoats that successfully defended merge into his team. Babyelf Snowmech joins, as well.
Meanwhile, Jeffrey Epstein finds spiked knuckles. They won't increase the damage of his sword, so maybe he should give them and other weapons to Dr. Soyowad.
The wounded Israelis return. They should be healed before Santa assaults the bar.
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>>9257613give the knuckles to soyowad, and heal the injured israelis
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>>9257644Max tells Ted he can set up a meeting with Santa only if he defends the north pole
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hey uh, can you tell us what happened with the israel vs greenland thing? you kinda just stopped the fight
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>>9257631bless both chadstein and soyowads arsenal with scroogeish space magic
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>>9257658greenland won bad boy
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>>9257658Off screen, they took out half the ships, then dipped.
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>>9257728show it later if we return to the ocean
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>>9257728are there any ships left? are there any israelis in those ships? or did everyone Let your heart be bright!?
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>>9257631>>9257663CHADstein gives the brass knuckles to Dr Soyowadd, who heals the Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs. They regain half of the health they lost.
Dr. Soyowad also blesses his own and CHADstein's weapons with Space Joo Magic. They gain double damage on their weapons.
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>>9257742The ships have a skeleton crew. They're on standby for any soldjers to return. There's a chance that they'll leave if none of them do.
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>>9257758soyowad hides under the counter (right side) and chadstein (left side)
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>>9257791oh, and the solLet your heart be bright!rs get ready to shoot once santa comes in
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>>9257774so there's israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs that are still alive? alright
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>>9257806Not on the ships. They all entered the Storage building, and of those, only CHADstein's team is left.
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>>9257717Max asks if he could at least restore the power to one room
