[–] ▶ №9249109Quote>>9249192
suck Licorice Candy
▶ №9249120Quote>>9249192
get your elfs to produce heavy machinery to compress coal into diamonds
▶ №9249192Quote>>9249214>>9249218>>9249220
>>9249109>>9249120You grab a box of licorice from the closet. At first you have a dilemma of which type. You ultimately decide to suck the Black licorice.
Elf Feral arrives into your office.
<Umm…>Knock first!<Sorry, boss. I never saw you do this before.>It's alright. I have a new plan: Compress our coal into diamonds.<… Ermm, why though?>Don't question me, Feral.<I'm on it. What do we give bad boys tho? ▶ №9249214Quote>>9249312
>>9249192"We give them sulfur, of course"
▶ №9249220Quote>>9249253>>9249312
>>9249192You say to give Bad Boys a Super Duper Sumos DVD
▶ №9249253Quote>>9249274
>>9249220MERRY CHRISTMAS snowman
▶ №9249274Quote>>9249280
>>9249253No, Super Duper Sumos WABAG
▶ №9249280Quote>>9249285
>>9249274noone cares about your faggy game, go back to qa
▶ №9249312Quote>>9249339
>>9249214>>9249218>>9249220You tell Elf Feral
>We have to give the bad boys a Super Duper Sumos DVD and brimstone.<Nigga, that's nuts!>oh yeah, and send Elf Tyrone over IMMEDIATELY!<I'm on it.You stuff your face with more licorice. It fills your mouth.
<Would you like a report, or should I, er… leave? ▶ №9249339Quote>>9249480
>>9249312tell him to leave, then goon to BNWO sissy hypno
▶ №9249480Quote>>9249493
>>9249339You may leave
<Yeah, I understand. The report is the same as last time…Elf Feral leaves.
Meanwhile, you've brushed some of the items from your desk to accommodate your dinosaur of a computer. You listen to some merry tunes while you goon to bwno. You discover that your libido isn't what it used to be, leaving you stretching your flaccid biwisi.
Tyrone enters your office.
▶ №9249486Quote>>9249605
yo mayne wachu watchin?
▶ №9249493Quote>>9249592
>>9249480have hot and passionate sex with tyrone on the floor
▶ №9249523Quote>>9249592
enact TSDD (total santa denier death)
▶ №9249608Quote>>9249614>>9249639
>>9249592one of the elfs walks in, but he gets aroused by it and starts gooning while you are fucking
▶ №9249614Quote>>9249619
>>9249592>>9249608this adventure bread sucks
▶ №9249631Quote>>9249645
>>9249592snowman good boy walks in and shoots the fucking elfs and reminds santa that he needs to go back to work
▶ №9249639Quote>>9249648>>9249650>>9249688
>>9249608>>9249619An elf walks in, and begins to goon to your gay sex.
The inconspicuous ships in the background flash.
▶ №9249645Quote>>9249650
>>9249631Dodge the filter, because I'm not familiar with them. Also bad timing, sorry.
▶ №9249648Quote>>9249748
>>9249639more elves walk in, and they form a circlejerk, all gooning at once
▶ №9249650Quote>>9249654>>9249748
>>9249639>>9249645thats fine i also hate the filters gogogo. A snowman CHVD walks in interrupting the goonsesh waving a gun around telling santa to stop being such a degenerate snowman and to go back to work
▶ №9249654Quote>>9249748
>>9249650f@ggot filtered to snowman at the end wtf santa claus
▶ №9249748Quote>>9249755>>9249767
>>9249650>>9249654>>9249688>>9249648A very angry good boyelf walks in, and fires into the air.
>STOP FUCKING GOONING YOU snowmanS AND GET BACK TO WORK OR I SWEAR TO HITLER I WILL START TOTAL ELF DEATH YOU grinches!good boy's friend, Nate steps in.
<E P I, WTF E P I! DO SOMETHING, good boyLet your heart be bright! WHAT THE raisin DUDE!The ships continue their "business" on your factories and such.
▶ №9249755Quote>>9249806
>>9249748go on discord and call krampus a c0rd tr00n
▶ №9249757Quote
NIIIIGGGGEREERRRRR!?!
▶ №9249767Quote>>9249806
>>9249748you all stop gooningband fucking, and you hop back on your computer
▶ №9249796Quote
GEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №9249806Quote>>9249815>>9249820
>>9249755>>9249767You pull out of Elf Tyrone, and all the sex stops. Tyrone twitches on the floor.
>FINALLY!chuud says.
You hop on da c0rd and call Krampus a c0rd tr00n.
<NIGGA I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING MY CRIB snowball fightED BY KIKES.You respond
>Marge? ▶ №9249815Quote>>9249925
>>9249806take your trusty jolly medium machine gun and go outside
▶ №9249820Quote>>9249925
>>9249806you look outside the window and see the kike ships
▶ №9249914Quote
resending
▶ №9249925Quote>>9249935>>9249939
>>9249815>>9249820You take a peek outside the window. There are tons of Israelis on your coast, and they're assaulting your storage building with their cannons. There are also plenty of heckin' incomprehensible dots on the shore, which are soldjers and tanks.
You rush outside, through the side of the building you're in, with a Jolly Medium Machine Gun, chambered in .338 Lapua Magnum.
Nate follows you until the door and asks you
<Where are you going?You feel annoyed that he's slowing you down. Maybe ask him to bring Chuud since he has a magnum snubnose revolver on him.
▶ №9249935Quote>>9250028
>>9249925tell nate to btfo inside and shout for elf chvd to get his ass here and start firing at the scroogeish ships
▶ №9249939Quote>>9250028
>>9249925ask nate to bring chuud in with you, and after he does that, start heading towards the scrooges
▶ №9250028Quote>>9250037
>>9249935>>9249939You tell Nate
>BTFO, but bring Chuud please…<Okay, Mr. Cob.Chuud has joined your partyYou proceed to the other wall, a fireteam three Israelis ambush you.
>Hey, you. Put down that candy cane and come with us! ▶ №9250037Quote>>9250344
>>9250028you fire at the jack frost agents while inside nate speed dials heckin jesus to help u
▶ №9250105Quote
rolan good boy
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rolan santa
▶ №9250122Quote
rolan jesus
▶ №9250204Quote
ill stop being anonymous now, i don't know why i did that tbh, also sorry for posting the same thing twice, it suddenly lagged like crazy
▶ №9250344Quote>>9250365>>9250375>>9250388
>>9250037You and Chuud open fire upon the Israeli soldjers, and they fire back.
Some of your magnum rounds miss, but the ones that land royally screw up the Israeli's internal organs. One of them collapses dead, the other two are wounded. Santa Cob receives two of the bullets, but he has miracle physique, which gives a lot of health
Meanwhile, Nate speeddials Jesus.
>Hello?<The North Pole is getting attacked! Help us defend!>There is that. Get your army to defend, then put your attackers on the naughty list. I will prepare a blizzard.The adventure's Jesus hangs up. A blizzard will strike in 2 turns.
▶ №9250365Quote>>9250515>>9250550
>>9250344bunker up for the blizzard.
▶ №9250375Quote>>9250515
>>9250344the solLet your heart be bright!rs continue shooting, one of the bullets hit chuud in the left shoulder
▶ №9250388Quote>>9250515
>>9250344a bunch of snowmen are reanimated and melee the isreali solLet your heart be bright!rs
▶ №9250417Quote
rolan santa
▶ №9250418Quote
rolan good boy
▶ №9250515Quote>>9250559>>9250576
>>9250365>>9250375>>9250388Santa raises a bunch of snowmen using Christmas magic.
The Israelis shoot at Santa, Chuud, and the Snowmen. Two big snowmen are killed, and Chuud gets his shoulder hit. It's a grazing blow, but it hurts like a bitch. His arm is still functional.
The snowmen swarm the Israelis.
▶ №9250559Quote>>9250661
>>9250515run to the building
▶ №9250561Quote
>>9250550Don't build a fireplace like this IRL, it'll cause a fire lol
▶ №9250576Quote>>9250579>>9250661
>>9250515good boy performs first aid on himself and tries to heal his arm and more snowmen are summonedf
▶ №9250579Quote>>9250582>>9250661
>>9250576tf why did it say good boy i meant to say good boy
▶ №9250582Quote>>9250661
>>9250579i meant to say cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers
▶ №9250661Quote>>9250667>>9250725
>>9250559>>9250576>>9250579>>9250582At the sight of the blizzard, you rush to the entrance, while the snowmen impede the Israelis.
You summon some more snowmen, since the Israelis will also seek shelter. The chance of the fireteam making it inside are roughly 50/50 (if this post ends in an even number).
You and Chuud meet up with Nate.
Chuud puts a bandaid over his wound, while Santa straight up regenerates.
Nate says
<Umm… I called Jesus, and he sent a blizzard. Also, you should make your elves fight.You think: Maybe the Israelis are slaughtering your workers…
▶ №9250666Quote
The fireteam is killed by the snowmen somehow…
▶ №9250667Quote>>9250715
>>9250661Femjanny asks the party to gangbang her in her new dehli flat
▶ №9250725Quote>>9250738>>9250807
>>9250661meanwhile, jeffery CHADstein, the leader of the Israeli fleet (not the Israelis as a whole, just the fleet of ships, tanks, and solLet your heart be bright!rs that are attacking you) helps his solLet your heart be bright!rs and raisin get shelter or whatever
▶ №9250738Quote>>9250807
>>9250725oh, and btw, chadstein in 7'2,has a gigachad physique, a chiseled chad jaw, a large frame, etc, hes essentially super looksmaxxed
▶ №9250822Quote>>9250899
>>9250807they enter the storage building, and kill a bunch of the elves in there
▶ №9250823Quote>>9250899
>>9250807get the elves to load the slay up with coal to light on fire and then drop it on the fireteam
▶ №9250899Quote>>9250906>>9250980
>>9250822>>9250823You convince some of your elves to build and improvised rocket propelled grenade out of one of your old prototypes.
They load up the coal, then set it on fire.
Will it succeed? Only if this post ends in a digit higher than 5. Above 7 for critical success.
▶ №9250906Quote>>9250980
>>9250899hell nahh bro hes cooked
▶ №9250914Quote>>9250917>>9251018
meanwhile nate also calls the south pole national guard
▶ №9250980Quote>>9251001>>9251010
>>9250899>>9250906MAXIMUM SUCCESS60% of the Israeli Infantry are engulfed in the flames and burn to death. Even Jeffrey CHADstein is caught in the blast and suffers some burns. This demoralizes them.
Chadstein says
>Umm… Fuck, what do we do?! ▶ №9251001Quote>>9251120
>>9250980chadstein pulls out his grenade launcher he had on his back, and shoots st the elves
▶ №9251010Quote>>9251120
>>9250980santa and good boy peak out the windows to see the destruction and fire back
▶ №9251014Quote
resending
▶ №9251018Quote
>>9250914>>9250917Nate calls the South Pole National Guard.
>Help! The North Pole is getting attacked!<ahahaha. Nice prank call, kid.The South Pole National Guard hangs up.
▶ №9251032Quote
rolan chadstein
▶ №9251044Quote
rolan GL type
▶ №9251120Quote>>9251121>>9251261>>9251267
>>9251010>>9251001CHADstein doesn't give up, and continues the ra1d on the storage building. The fire will help destroy Santa's presents anyway.
He fires his first grenade at the elves who sent the sleigh. It misses, but some of the shrapnel wounds one of the elves. They scurry away.
Meanwhile, Santa Cob peaks the window again. The Israelis scatter like ants.
As it is, the Israelis are out of firing range, at least with iron sights.
He thinks: Maybe I should attach a sniper scelebrate to help my workers?
But he also thinks: The tanks are closing in. My MMG might be underpowered for them.
▶ №9251121Quote>>9251124
>>9251120s celebrate you stupid scunthorpe wordfilter
▶ №9251250Quote
HOHOHO!
▶ №9251261Quote>>9251365
>>9251120get your gift bazooka that shoots explosive gifts
▶ №9251267Quote>>9251365
>>9251120attach the scelebrate o algo
▶ №9251365Quote>>9251372>>9251383>>9251397
>>9251267>>9251261Santa Cob gets his Gift Bazooka. He proceeds to attach a scelebrate to his Jolly MMG.
Does he deal with the tanks or tue Infantry first?
▶ №9251397Quote>>9251398>>9251460
>>9251365grab Licorice Candy for luck
▶ №9251399Quote>>9251432>>9251472
Try to get in contact with the greenland military since north pole is in greenland o algo
▶ №9251460Quote>>9251483>>9251496>>9251499>>9251503>>9251504>>9251508
>>9251383>>9251397>>9251398You grab the bazooka and aim for the tanks.
Initially, aiming at a slope is difficult. You don your Licorice Box hat to increase your accuracy.
ROLL OUTFour rolls, four shots. The last digit in a post needs to be from 3 to 8 to land a hit. You get 4 shots until the Tanks strike. More tanks left = bigger counterattack. Take out as many as you can!
▶ №9251483Quote
taking a break, do roll on
>>9251460▶ №9251505Quote
>>9251496 (Me)
What a fail
▶ №9251543Quote>>9251548
I like the fact that their boys or actually nonbinary but you make them look like girls or actually just this style btw this is so cute :3
▶ №9251588Quote>>9251733
>>9251496>>9251499>>9251503>>9251504counting these, congratulations, all hits
>>9251508counting this for greenland
▶ №9251596Quote
>>9251577
Looks like a child being raped
▶ №9251639Quote
>>9251508You pass the speech check.
Nate says
>Hello, I'm an American and I'm being hunted down by hateful bigots in the Arctic!<Hmmm… We have a fleet nearby… We'll check it out.SUCCESS! Greenland's destroyers will fight the Israeli ra iders in 10 turns.
▶ №9251648Quote
JANNIES PLEASE LOOP THIS bread
▶ №9251733Quote>>9251757
>>9251588All your shots hit the tanks, killing them. The few crew members that escape the blasts freeze to death and are buried in the snow. You let out a hearty HOHOHO! as you see them succumb to the temperature.
You may now snipe the infantry with your Jolly MMG.
▶ №9251757Quote>>9251774>>9251814
>>9251733CHADstein gives a short speech
▶ №9251774Quote>>9251781>>9251784
>>9251757Chadstein then gets assasinated by a ninja elf
▶ №9251781Quote>>9251814
>>9251774Believe in the magic of christmas! retard, i want him to have a cool fight with santa, don't do this
▶ №9251784Quote>>9251789
>>9251774rolan, only 9 or dubs will allow this to happen
▶ №9251797Quote>>9251807
>>9251789HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING HOLY raisin I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE THE WORST FUCKING LUCK
▶ №9251803Quote
>>9251795nevermind, thank god
▶ №9251807Quote
>>9251797gogogo clitty leakage
▶ №9251819Quote>>9251919
Santa claus retrieves his awesome festive broadsword that emits a red and green glow
▶ №9251834Quote>>9251853>>9251988
>>9251814CHADstein pulls out his ultra sharp scroogeish brimstone sword, flowing with dark saturnian energy, and prepares to go where santa is
▶ №9251853Quote>>9251988
>>9251834oh, and he also has a karambit in his pocket with a badass CSGO skin, just wanred to let you know
▶ №9251868Quote>>9252198
>>9251814Nate then gets a call from Krampus
▶ №9251919Quote>>9251946>>9252006
>>9251819Santa Cob retrieves his Festive Broadsword, embued with Christmas Energy. He lets out a hearty HOHOHO!
He thinks: This will come in handy later, but I still want to snipe the Israelis with my Jolly MMG.
Does he skip the "foreplay" or run to the action? CHADstein will most definitely get his own sword and hunt for Cob himself.
▶ №9251946Quote>>9252081
>>9251919snipe the israelis
▶ №9251963Quote>>9252054
Meanwhile outside a babyelf is playing with snowballs
▶ №9251988Quote>>9251994>>9251996>>9251997>>9252004
>>9251834>>9251853CHADstein draws his Floydian-Satanic, Self-Sharpening Brimstone Sword. He also has a Fancy Karambit in his pocket.
He wants to reach Santa Cob, but, as it is, the blizzard will freeze him to death if he tries. He can also get sniped easily, depending on his route. Will he try to circumvent these hazards, or resume pillaging the Storage Building?
▶ №9251994Quote>>9252071
>>9251988Pillage , he aint no pussy
▶ №9251997Quote>>9252071
>>9251988circumvent these hazards
▶ №9252006Quote>>9252081
>>9251919run to the action
▶ №9252063Quote
>>9252054The snowmen are obsessed
▶ №9252075Quote>>9252530
>>9252054The snowmen through christmas magic form a large snow mech suit which the elf caca decides to pilot
▶ №9252081Quote>>9252165
>>9251946>>9252006Rolan, even digit for 1946, odd digit for 2006.
▶ №9252161Quote>>9252198
>>9252071Nate receives a call
▶ №9252165Quote>>9252179>>9252182
>>9252081You proceed to the blizzard. You're ready to rush the storage building. Unfortunately, Chuud and Nate are stuck in your Office's building.
You notice one of the dead soldjers from the first fireteam you fought.
You continue to the tanks. You confirm the deaths of the tankers.
Finally, you proceed to firing range. Do you go through the front, or attack from the hole that the Israelis blasted in the wall?
▶ №9252179Quote>>9252231
>>9252165through the hole because ep1stein went the other way
▶ №9252217Quote>>9256758
krampus sends kuz as a haunted christmas spirit
▶ №9252221Quote>>9252402>>9252446
>>9252198call sh1toko in so he will brap his way to the north pole in 10 seconds and barricade the door using coca cola and takis
▶ №9252226Quote>>9252230>>9252446
>>9252198Giggily scroogeclown bursts into the room and starts waving xir pecker around
▶ №9252231Quote>>9252257
>>9252179>>9252182Santa Cob arrives at the hole. Two guards are posted.
Their vision is obscured enough that they don't immediately recognize him, but an attack has both sides attacking first.
▶ №9252257Quote>>9252378
>>9252231Santa kills one of the guards, and he wounds the other one who runs to find CHADstein
▶ №9252278Quote
rolan guards
▶ №9252378Quote>>9252385
>>9252257Santa runs up and stabs the guards. He is met with several bullets, but successfully kills one of the guards.
The other guard runs to alert CHADstein.
Santa coughs up some blood. They did a number on him. He will regenerate, thoughie.
▶ №9252385Quote>>9252497
>>9252378He picks up one of the guards' guns and reloads it with a magazine
▶ №9252402Quote>>9252446
>>9252221raisinoko is a stupid fuck who forgets he ate Takis beforehand and raisins on the buildings and snow by the time he gets there
▶ №9252416Quote
HOHOHO! o algo
▶ №9252446Quote>>9252460
>>9252221>>9252226>>9252230>>9252402Nate calls raisinoko to come to the North Pole. He braps out of frame. He will literally be at the North Pole in one turn.
Chuud scoffs
<Okay, but wt f is he going to do?>stfu obsessed tra nnyGiggly Goonclown ambushed the group and goons on them.
>GET THIS N.I.GGER OUTTA HERE ▶ №9252460Quote>>9252525>>9252624
>>9252446goonclown rapes them both and has explosive diarrhea all over, covering them in it
▶ №9252525Quote>>9252527>>9252624
>>9252460the amount of gooning makes a horde of place santa doesn't visit slopelfs come from the shore
▶ №9252526Quote>>9252542
>>9252497He searches every corpse and finds bandages in one of them
▶ №9252567Quote>>9252616>>9252643
>>9252562Pursue the brapxican
▶ №9252571Quote>>9252616>>9252643
>>9252562Santa is confused but eventually realizes what this means, he keeps moving forward
▶ №9252624Quote>>9252631>>9254272
>>9252460>>9252525>>9252527Goonclown rapes Nate and Chuud at the same time, blasting xer diarrhea everywhere in the process. This
PISSES THEM OFF.
It also attracts rare place santa doesn't visit elves. They sprint towards Nate and Chuud's location.
Satoko arrives.
>Hola o algo, mi amigos ▶ №9252631Quote>>9252798
>>9252624the elders of zion watch in their spaceship deciding weather or not to use the space laser
▶ №9252701Quote>>9252806
>>9252643The place santa doesn't visit elves are accompanied by a dark rabid squirrel made of coal
▶ №9252835Quote>>9252860
>>9252806He will attempt to befriend them, as he could use some more workers in the future
▶ №9252860Quote>>9252899
>>9252835Santa Cob asks
>I could use some workers, and you are elves. Would you mind working in my shop in the future?Darkie says
<It depends. Can I get some nuts? ▶ №9252899Quote>>9252906>>9252920
>>9252860He says he has plenty of nutcrackers that can crack nuts for the squirrel
▶ №9252906Quote
>>9252892>>9252899even dubs triumph or odds the other post triumphs
▶ №9252920Quote>>9252941
>>9252899>I have plenty of nuts, and nutcrackers too!<Of course! Stupid question that I asked… We'll consider it. Going to goon now.The J@rty Elves continue to their destination, which is the same as your destination.
Your getting bored of following the Mexican Brap Missile.
▶ №9252941Quote>>9252970
>>9252920Santa takes out his Licorice Candy because wants to stress eat
▶ №9252977Quote>>9253030
>>9252970call italian left communsit amadeo bordiga
▶ №9253030Quote>>9253092
>>9252977You call Bordiga.
>Hello, sir.<Hello? Who is this?>Santa.<Ah, the scum who perpetuates capitalist myths.>You mean the legend who gives to children.<Psst. You wouldn't exist in a communist utopia.>Listen… umm.What else does Santa Cob tell Amadeo Bordiga?
▶ №9253047Quote>>9253071
>>9253006Greenland gets a hit for mediocre damage. Israel misses.
The turn ends in a slight Greenland advantage. Rolan once more.
▶ №9253092Quote>>9255698
>>9253030Tell him giving gifts is… le communism or something and that Santa has done more for the material condition of the working class than the communist intelligentsia.
▶ №9253135Quote>>9253178
have to sleep soon, taking a break for tonight. please keep the bread HOHOHO!ed or loop it.
▶ №9253369Quote
this bread is amazing i pray it lasts
▶ №9253433Quote
go the FVCK VP
▶ №9253479Quote>>9253488
gift that I missed so its coal
▶ №9253488Quote>>9254293
>>9253479stop being a retarded raisinskin
▶ №9253490Quote
HOHOHO!
▶ №9253670Quote
i have a video of this bread because the archives dont work
▶ №9253849Quote
HOHOHO!
▶ №9253919Quote
HOHOHO!
▶ №9253989Quote
HOHOHO! again
▶ №9254147Quote
MERRY CHRISTMAS HOHOHO!
▶ №9254230Quote
Will this bread make it?
▶ №9254272Quote>>9254290>>9255766
>>9252624goonclown completely covers chuud and nate in xir diarrhea, head to toe, then xhe shoots a massive fountain of diarrhea directly in satokos mouth, inflating him like a balloon
▶ №9254290Quote>>9255447>>9255766
>>9254272good boy throws goonclown into the fireplace after that
▶ №9254293Quote
>>9253488no Believe in the magic of christmas!
▶ №9254299Quote
>>9254296no, you're why I missed santa cobson's jolly adventure snowman
▶ №9254407Quote>>9254410
HOHOHO!
▶ №9254430Quote>>9254443
>>9254421this is (you) tho because you stole Christmas from me
▶ №9254443Quote>>9254474
>>9254430santa cob will retvrn be patient
▶ №9254662Quote>>9254957
raisins raisins raisins Let your heart be bright!
▶ №9254956Quote
raisin
▶ №9254957Quote
>>9254662I hope santa retvrns soon
▶ №9255225Quote
dis bread shall not fall
▶ №9255429Quote
up
▶ №9255438Quote>>9255462
I'll resume operating this bread in an hour or so
▶ №9255454Quote>>9255457
>>9255447u got 7 is that good
▶ №9255462Quote
>>9255438giftmiest bread in a while, thank you for your service in providing christmas joy to 'teens
▶ №9255705Quote>>9256019
>>9255698note to give a wooden train to bordiga later , continue on your path
▶ №9255709Quote
>>9255698prove your trust to bordiga by destroying the gramsci friendship bracelet gramsci gave you for saving his life from a pack of lions
▶ №9255721Quote>>9255737>>9256019
>>9255698decorate the train with glitter and make it pink
▶ №9255737Quote>>9256019
>>9255721add an fluttershy sticker on it too
▶ №9255757Quote
HOHOHO!
▶ №9255766Quote>>9255768>>9255769>>9255792
>>9254272>>9254290>>9255447Goonclown splatters xer diarrhea all over the room, including the screen. It also covers Nate and Chuud
>YOU STUPID FU CKING TRA KNEE! FUUUUUUUUCK!Goonclown shoves xer prolapsed anus into Satoko's mouth and inflates him like a balloon with xer fecal matter.
>THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! GET INTO THE FURNACE!Chuud shoves Giggly Goonclown into the fire place.
>AAAAAAAAAAACCCKK! AACK ACK YOUUUCCCH!Goonclown dances around the room, now covered in flames. A flame on xer pants ignites xer ballsack, incinerating it. Does Chuud finish xer off with his gun, or with the fireplace?
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>>9255766*faaaaart*
Fattest snowman award
I love gassing while watching anime. I get especially gassy when I watch eva.
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>>9255766good boy shoots goonclown 3 times in the head
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rolan chuud
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>>9255769but it all hits nonlethal parts of the face so good boy presses xis face into the hot timbers until it chars xer face off
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the j*rty elves and squirrel see the dead elves around them
they summon soytan who gives them guns
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>>9255766finish off, he lets off a foul odor when he Let your heart be bright!s
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rolan goon clown
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rolan chuud 2
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>>9255802>>9255792>>9255783>>9255769>>9255795Chuud fires 3 shots into Goonclown's face, but they ALL miss. He runs out of ammo and tries to reload.
Goonclown smacks Chuud in the face, ehich does additional fire damage. Chuud grapples xer. He catches on fire from wrestling xim.
>OH MY HITLER! WHYYYYY???? ▶ №9255824Quote>>9255831>>9255879
>>9255822nate out of rage pushes both goonclown and good boy into the fire
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rolan nate
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>>9255824satoko then braps at them both, goonclown has full body burns and the force of the brap melts xer skin off but since chvd wasn't on fire for long it extinguishes him
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>>9255822goonclown divebombs into the center and catches all of the diarrhea on fire
▶ №9255841Quote>>9255879
rolan chuud
▶ №9255842Quote>>9255879
rolan satoko
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rolan goonclown
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>>9255831wouldn't the brap catch on fire and cause an explosion?
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uh oh it isn't looking good for chvd
▶ №9255858Quote>>9255861
>>9255851how would it cause an explosion brap isnt gasoline
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>>9255858nigga farts have methane in them, which is flammable
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>>9255824>>9255831>>9255834>>9255841>>9255842>>9255846Nate pushes both Goonclown and Chuud into the fireplace. Satoko tries to brap but he just sharts.
Chuud crawls out of the fireplace.
>NAATE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU TRAITOR!Chuud burns to death.
Goonclown tries to escape, but it's too difficult, even for a decent roll. Xe Let your heart be bright!s in the fireplace and gets immolated.
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>>9255879j4rtyelves arrive and brief with nate and satoko
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>>9255879satoko and nate get cleaned via plot device while sh3mmy pigmy slaves clean the room
▶ №9255887Quote>>9255892
>>9255884they're cleaned by the j4rtyelves, and the delicious taste of the scat convinces them to join nate and satoko's team to fill in for chvd
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>>9255887the coal squirrel asks if they have any nuts, and nate has some
▶ №9255915Quote>>9255924
Stop making adventures threass good boy, i hope these type of breads will never get 200 replies.
>HOW TO GET 200 REPLIES IN Santa's workshop
>ADEVNTUARE breadS
>BAIT
>ANTHRO DICUSSION breadS
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>>9255915adventure breads are giftmy doe why are you comparing them to actual brimstone
▶ №9255953Quote>>9255978
>>9255881>>9255884>>9255892Nate and Satoko take a shower, while Shoally Dwarves clean the place.
The J@rty Elves arrive.
<Where is the gooning nigga?>You missed it. Want some nuts?<Sure, buddy.Darkie stores the Chestnuts.
<Yuck. What are these Sh emmycucks doing here? ▶ №9255959Quote>>9255971>>9256107>>9256113
while this is happening, an israeli hacker spy sneaks into santas office, and plugs a USB into his computer, that will extract all of the data and files from the computer, into the USB, which should take a small amount of turns to complete, he wears a thick black fur coat, to protect from the cold, and for extra stealth, and he has cool hacker sunglasses, for added rizz
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>>9255959His name is Max o algo
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>>9255953nate says that he thinks santa keeps the sh3mmydwarves because he can use them in a magic ritual that summons touhou characters and other forced /qa/ memes
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>>9256019throw it really hard with aryan santa accuracy right into bordiga's office
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>>9256019ship it to bordiga
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>>9256028>>9256027You toss the giftmed up train, directly into Bordiga's office.
He calls you back…
<That was quick. Instant delivery. I don't think my neighbor can do it so quickly.<I'll tell you what, you got a new ally. Ask anything and I'll do it. ▶ №9256048Quote>>9256057
>>9256035>>9256040>>9256041>>9256045Filtered by ID and reported.
▶ №9256055Quote>>9256096
>>9256043lots of communists are scrooges, ask bordiga if he knows if any of his allies were drafted on the warships and try to organize a mutiny
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>>9256043santa con asks him to send men that can put up a fight
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>>9256048ohnonono im scared soyim help me
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>>9256082infamous leftcom revolutionary neutra24
▶ №9256103Quote>>9256186>>9256214
>>9256096babyelf enters through the front door to pursue chadstein
▶ №9256105Quote>>9256214
>>9256096head forward and prepare to face chadstein
▶ №9256106Quote>>9256174>>9256219
>>9256096meanwhile, the workshop power is cut off, but there is only one generator outside meaning one of the characters inside the workshop must power it to turn the lights back on
▶ №9256112Quote>>9256120
>>9256107a hidden sh3mmydwarf in cob's office sees max datamining the computer and goes to alert nate, satoko, and coalsquirrel
▶ №9256115Quote>>9256219
>>9256113tyrone elf goes back to the office because he wanted to jizz all over santa's seat he finds max and attempts to rape him
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>>9256113nigga i said xhe works for dem israelis, not bordiga bruh
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>>9256118He started as Israeli, but now he's a communist Israeli who'll turn coat.
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>>9256120they need help from klaus schwab
▶ №9256133Quote>>9256155>>9256219
>>9256120if i roll 0-5, nate and satoko will try to fight max. if 5-9, max is able to explain himself and ally with nate and satoko
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>>9256106the wires were cut by a mysterious figure*
▶ №9256186Quote>>9256291
>>9256103Babyelf drives his snowmech to the front door.
The elves say
>Run, Elf Babyelf! There's Israelis that are genociding us! ▶ №9256188Quote>>9256191
too many prompts slow down
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im gonna wait untill OP finishes the rest of the prompts
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>>9256198same this is so giftmy
▶ №9256218Quote>>9256293
>>9256214wait as you might need backup.
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>>9256214Take the boLet your heart be bright!s and turn them into toys
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>>9256232nigga i don't think you are able to do that
▶ №9256240Quote>>9256293
>>9256232cool concept doe turning dead enemies into christmas automatons
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>>9256232rolan, if above 7 santa can do this
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Bvmp
▶ №9256264Quote>>9256293
>>9256249santa cob is so cool, make him switch his glasses with sunglasses
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>>>9256214
Santa sends noelf as a spy behind Israeli lines because he is a j00
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>>9256186babyelf smells the candy chadstein has in his goonpurse he uses to groom children and proceeds
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>>9256232>>9256240>>9256218>>9256264NeutralA24 and the Russian Communist Company arrive to your location.
NeutralA24 says
^You must be Santa. Let's help the working class's children receive their presents.You say
>I assume some of the Israelis will turn to our side?^Da, already happened. They'll change color too. They're in the back and we'll perform a pincer attack on zem.You resurrect the fallen on the scene into toys. Guns non-functional, glass construction, allied.
Santa Cob dons sunglasses. He's fully prepared for the battle.
Proceed?
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>>9256293smoke a fat blunt of bad boyweed then proceed
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>>>9256293
Smoke fentanyl. And then negro droid Floyd appears and joins you
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>>9256320max throws tyrone out of the window
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>>9256320>>9256329max frails around and he and tyrone fall from the window
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>>9256330op roll what exactly happens
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>>9256330nigga stop ruining it, tyrone aint even that heavy
▶ №9256343Quote>>9256346
>>9256338yeah but tyrone's elf pecker would make max slightly freak out combined with the fact that the power went out
▶ №9256346Quote>>9256349
>>9256343nigga stop trying to twist it, max ain't a woman, he isn't scared of the lights going off
▶ №9256355Quote>>9256357>>9256363>>9256474
>>9256329>>92563300-3 = failed toss
4-6 = both fall
7-9 = tyrone falls
▶ №9256357Quote>>9256360
>>9256355was this also your rollan
▶ №9256363Quote>>9256364>>9261740
>>9256355i don't know why, but i literally have the worst fucking luck in existence
▶ №9256364Quote>>9256371
>>9256363invest in clovers lil blvd
▶ №9256371Quote
>>9256364we are not south pole
▶ №9256381Quote>>9256496>>9256511
>>9256373babyelf fires a freeze beam at epstein iflicting a slowness debuff that will come in handy for santa when he fights him. babyelf then flees
▶ №9256384Quote>>9256511
>>9256373throw a tantrum to catch him off guard to wait for santa to come
▶ №9256404Quote>>9256419>>9256511
>>9256373chadstein fires his grenafe launcher at the babyelf
▶ №9256408Quote>>9256418
>>9256399Isnt he supposed to be dead?
▶ №9256418Quote
>>9256408He came back to life
▶ №9256419Quote>>9256425>>9256448>>9256511
>>9256404rolling
0-2 destroys babyelfs suit and injures him, 3-6 heavily damages the suit 6-9 babyelf evades
▶ №9256446Quote
>>>9256329
>>>9256330
Roll
▶ №9256448Quote>>9256458>>9256497
>>9256419might as well just quit at this point, i don't know why i still continue when i clearly know that nothing will happen like how i want it to happen, im this unlucky
▶ №9256458Quote>>9256460
>>9256448MAJOR CLITTY LEAKAGE,
NIGGGGGGGGER ▶ №9256460Quote>>9256473
>>9256458suck my dick, kike
▶ №9256474Quote>>9256478>>9256483
>>9256330>>9256332>>9256329>>9256355Max attempts to throw Tyrone away.
Max and Tyrone both fall through the window.
The snow cushions their fall. Max's furcoat protects against the blizzard.
▶ №9256478Quote>>9256573
>>9256474max goes inside and starts heading back to santas office
▶ №9256483Quote>>9256573
>>9256474max and tyrone agree to look for the ladder, which is next to the generator
▶ №9256486Quote>>9256489
>>9256479Are you the guy who made Admin 6 2.5, cause if so then it's me, the Soyowad guy
▶ №9256489Quote
>>9256486yes, and i remember you
▶ №9256506Quote>>9256517>>9256521
>>9256497bad boyscrooge, im talking about my dograisin luck, everytime a roll happens, i always get raped in the ass by it
▶ №9256511Quote>>9256526>>9256529>>9256558
>>9256381>>9256384>>9256404>>9256419Babyelf deploys a freeze beam, which debuffs CHADstein for 6 turns. CHADstein fires a grenade, but it get dodged. Babyelf dashes away.
Chadstein tries to chase after him, but the debuff cripples his running speed. He curses aloud.
▶ №9256517Quote>>9256538
>>9256506luck is variable, and it turns around many times.
▶ №9256521Quote>>9256538
>>9256506keep trying good boy things will turn around
▶ №9256526Quote>>9256560
>>9256511chadstein reloads his grenade launcher, and puts it on his back, then gets his sword out
▶ №9256529Quote>>9256539
>>9256511santa and his team advance towards chadstein's location
▶ №9256538Quote
>>9256517>>9256521well alright, it happened like, idk, four times maybe? i guess maybe something good will happen this time, i will see
▶ №9256539Quote>>9256543>>9256547>>9256560
>>9256529rolling if i get 6-9 santa's crack smoke will free chadstein from his debuff
▶ №9256540Quote
>>9256399rolan where soyowadd deploys
if evens, front, if odds, hole
▶ №9256543Quote>>9256546>>9256547
>>9256539uhhh how doe crack would only affect a person's psyche not their physical temperature
▶ №9256546Quote
>>9256543it gives him the energy that speeds him up enough to negate the effects of the slowing freeze
▶ №9256547Quote>>9256553
>>9256543the smoke will heat him up, trust the plan good boy
>>9256539damn, i got lucky that time, thank god
▶ №9256558Quote
>>9256511CHADstein releases a drone to scout the outside area
▶ №9256566Quote>>9256575>>9256602
>>9256560dr soyowad inhales the smoke and crashes out on chadstein
▶ №9256567Quote>>9256602
>>9256560ask doc for schizo milk and cookies
▶ №9256573Quote
>>9256478>>9256483rolan, if even, then 483, if odd, then 478
▶ №9256575Quote>>9256602
>>92565660-2 doc has a breakdown and attacks chadstein
3-6 doc attacks chadstein but chadstein counters
7-9 doc drinks his emotions away and allies with chadstein
▶ №9256591Quote
rolan chadstein, over 6 then lethal
▶ №9256602Quote>>9256607>>9256609>>9256614>>9256637
>>9256575>>9256567>>9256566CHADstein asks for schizo mil-
SOYOWAD CRASHES OUT AND ATTACKS CHADSTEIN.
The bottle smacks against the sword, and it cuts into Dr. Soyowad's arm.
Does CHADstein attack or try to de-escalate?
▶ №9256607Quote>>9256630>>9256660
>>9256602chadstein dropkicks soyowad far into the back of the facility
▶ №9256609Quote>>9256660
>>9256602deescalate and try to befriend
▶ №9256614Quote>>9256660
>>9256602deescalate, soyowad could be a liability but he is a powerful ally nonetheless. if chadstein is able to tame soyowad then it could turn the tides for the scrooges
▶ №9256630Quote>>9256634
>>9256607don't do this it's mean
▶ №9256637Quote>>9256660
>>9256602de-escalate he needs to be nice for a change
▶ №9256648Quote
de-escalation check, above 4 for success
▶ №9256651Quote>>9256655>>9256699
>>9256638ADD TRENT REZNOR
▶ №9256658Quote>>9256664
can santa reach chadstein already
▶ №9256660Quote>>9256667>>9256702
>>9256607>>9256614>>9256609>>9256637(popular vote)
Dr Soyowad breaks into tears. CHADstein feels sympathy for once. They hug it out and become friends.
▶ №9256664Quote
>>9256658I'll do the assault soon
▶ №9256667Quote
>>9256660this is beautiful
▶ №9256690Quote>>9256701
>>9256638Postal kaczynski is attacked by max and tyrone
▶ №9256699Quote>>9256729
>>9256651>>9256655Trent Reznor and Lou Reed, both allied with Ted Kaczynski, enter the scene.
Trent says
>BREAK THE MACHINE!or some schizo bullraisin. Probably not even a lyric from NiN, I just made it up.
▶ №9256701Quote
>>9256690why would they attack him? max is also a communist
▶ №9256702Quote>>9256710
>>9256660And Soyowad and CHADstein walk out (They will return later in the story)
▶ №9256710Quote>>9256732
>>9256702dont do this thats actually stupid you were literally setting up a boss fight since yesterday and now suddenly chadstein just dissapears
▶ №9256729Quote>>9256760>>9257237
>>9256699max explains to ted's crew that he's a communist spy working with bordiga and that he downloaded files from santa cob's computer to a usb so it'll be empty when he gives the go ahead for israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs to drop in, making it easy for an ambush
▶ №9256732Quote>>9256736
>>9256710I mean he doesn't have any more relevance 'til later tbh
▶ №9256736Quote
>>9256732retard take chadstein's the one who lead the fucking attack on santa's workshop wdym he has no relevance
▶ №9256758Quote
>>9252217with nothing to guard the front door, the haunted christmas spirit of kuz arrives. he senses there are russians and gets the idea to start a communist uprising and revive kolyma as a communist state
▶ №9256760Quote
>>9256729Kaczynski gifts max a tin of catnip
▶ №9256770Quote
holy story derail
▶ №9256825Quote>>9256830
>>9256814there were no Automat Kalashnikova Modernizirovanii in 1899
▶ №9256830Quote>>9256836>>9256837
>>9256825its not 1899 shizo
▶ №9256836Quote>>9256841
>>9256830why does the good boy have arthur morgan's satchel and belt then?
▶ №9256837Quote
>>9256830if i wanted a rdr2 character in here id pick john feralston
▶ №9256841Quote
>>9256836because it looks fucking awesome
▶ №9256851Quote>>9256895
>>9256796Santa's team lets out a war cry, boosting morale
▶ №9256868Quote>>9256895>>9256898
>>9256796the israelis drop lots of shekles upon dying
▶ №9256895Quote
The Israelis dump their rounds into the Glass Toys, missing most of their shots. They smash one of them. The remaining toys melee the Israelis.
The Commies and Santa retaliate. This devestates the Israeli force, killing multiple.
2 turncoats join Santa. There is also crossfire support from the back of the stage.
>>9256814>>9256868>>9256851(slated to happen next turn)
▶ №9256898Quote
>>9256868The sheckels are actually chocolate gelts
▶ №9256904Quote>>9256910>>9256926>>9256931>>9256934>>9256946
rolan
below 4, israelis make a comeback
above 4, they get BTFO harder
4, erm, idk
▶ №9256910Quote
>>9256904idk it is the isrealis just flee and retreat oversea
▶ №9256926Quote
>>9256904its equal i guess
▶ №9256931Quote
>>9256904they equally btfo each other
▶ №9256934Quote
>>92569044 - babyelf comes in
▶ №9256946Quote>>9256969
>>9256904The Israel force surrenders.
good boy Veteran enters the scene.
>I guess we should arrest these kikes, huh?Santa asks
>How many does that leave left?>'Only CHADstein and his boys. ▶ №9256969Quote>>9256972>>9256975>>9256993>>9256997>>9256999>>9257062
>>9256946Meanwhile, CHADstein and Soyowad were running away to a bar to hide
▶ №9256999Quote>>9257004>>9257015
>>9256969>>9256993derailing nigg3r award
▶ №9257004Quote>>9257018
>>9256999im not derailing im trying to end the soyowad and epstein escape sub plot
▶ №9257062Quote>>9257069>>9257076>>9257085
>>9256969CHADstein and Soyowad hold the bar, with several close guards. There are several more in the adjacent rooms.
CHADstein says
>Damn, they took out the others, and the communists infiltrated us. Maybe we should withdraw… ▶ №9257069Quote>>9257123
>>92570622 gigachad guards with LMG's walk in
▶ №9257076Quote>>9257079>>9257122>>9257123
>>9257062Soyowad starts drink some beer
▶ №9257085Quote>>9257123
>>9257062One of the guards gets possessed by krampus temporarily and krampus is using the guard to speak to CHADstein for a short time
▶ №9257122Quote
>>9257079>>9257076if this post ends in a number over 5 then soyowad gets drunk boxer powers
▶ №9257123Quote>>9257132>>9257133>>9257137>>9260377
>>9257069>>9257076>>9257079>>9257085Two gigachads areive as backup.
Dr. Soyowad drinks some Bud Light.
Krampus demonically possesses one of the guards and chats with CHADstein.
^Congrats on trashing Santa's presents and euining Christmas, but WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You're doing nothing. You need to kill Santa and his budLet your heart be bright!s, and quickly!>Shut up tr@nny. I'm considering withdrawing.^Ahh, but we have the same goals: Ruining Christmas! What better way than to kill Santa?>I was considering replacing him with Heorge Floyd in an evil ritual, actually.^Just ice the bastard. Floyd can do something else. ▶ №9257133Quote>>9257165
>>9257123chadstein agrees to kill santa
▶ №9257137Quote>>9257141>>9257142>>9257149>>9257171
>>9257123Then… The power goes out, something or someone cut the power
▶ №9257141Quote
>>9257137stop it dude fuck sakes
▶ №9257142Quote
>>9257137let's not do the same plot twice
▶ №9257158Quote>>9257173>>9257180
>>9257149For fuck sakes,
SHUT IT ▶ №9257165Quote>>9257177>>9257211>>9257344
>>9257133>Okay. Time to rush Santa. Later, let's talk about what happens after, if I succeed.^You're doing great! Rotten Christmas!Krampus departs.
CHADstein will now run an offensive against Santa.
▶ №9257171Quote
>>9257137Stop nigga i already introduced this
▶ №9257173Quote>>9257176
>>9257158NO YOU WILL STOP DOING THIS raisin MOST PEOPLE IN THIS bread DO NOT WANT THE SAME SUBPLOT TO HAPPEN SO STFU YOU SELFISH LITTLE FUCK
▶ №9257177Quote>>9257182>>9257185
>>9257165the regular guards go to where santa is, while the chads stay
▶ №9257182Quote
>>9257177after hours of drinking the chads pass out and sleep peacefully
▶ №9257185Quote>>9257190>>9257344
>>9257177Chads should join the rush.
▶ №9257190Quote>>9257203>>9257344
>>9257185ok, but can chadstein stay for a bit more? soyowad probably has some medicine to treat chadsteins burn
▶ №9257211Quote>>9257344
>>9257165soyowa puts on his yarmulke and begins reciting the torah to bless these soldjurs
▶ №9257237Quote
>>9256729Max say
>I'm also a Communist spy. I'm running a complex operation against the Israelis.Ted says
<Alright. I'll let you in on my secret. I'm trying to return Santa's workshop to tradition, but I don't want to bomb him. Do you think my plan will work? ▶ №9257344Quote>>9257356>>9257369>>9257379>>9257492
>>9257211>>9257190>>9257185>>9257165Dr. Soyowad puts down the beer and puts on a Kippah. He recites Torah scripture to bless the solLet your heart be bright!rs. +2 roll luck on them. They mobilize. They face a pocket of resistance. The turncoats are vastly outnumbered.
Rolan
8 or below, the Israelis win.
Above 8 or dubs, the turncoats win.
Below 4, absolute Israeli victory.
▶ №9257369Quote>>9257492
>>9257344Christmas spirit always wins!
▶ №9257500Quote>>9257613
chadstein equips his brass knuckles with spikes, the spikes add extra damage and power than usual brass knuckles, and can easily shatter a niggas skull
▶ №9257502Quote>>9257613
>>9257492snow suit caca joins santa's group offscreen
▶ №9257510Quote>>9257613>>9257644
>>9257492Max manages to convince Kaczynski and his people to join Santa Cob
▶ №9257613Quote>>9257631
>>9257500>>9257502>>9257510Santa Cob reaches the room, and the turncoats that successfully defended merge into his team. Babyelf Snowmech joins, as well.
Meanwhile, Jeffrey Epstein finds spiked knuckles. They won't increase the damage of his sword, so maybe he should give them and other weapons to Dr. Soyowad.
The wounded Israelis return. They should be healed before Santa assaults the bar.
▶ №9257631Quote>>9257663>>9257758
>>9257613give the knuckles to soyowad, and heal the injured israelis
▶ №9257652Quote>>9257717
>>9257644Max tells Ted he can set up a meeting with Santa only if he defends the north pole
▶ №9257658Quote>>9257688>>9257728
hey uh, can you tell us what happened with the israel vs greenland thing? you kinda just stopped the fight
▶ №9257663Quote>>9257758
>>9257631bless both chadstein and soyowads arsenal with scroogeish space magic
▶ №9257688Quote
>>9257658greenland won bad boy
▶ №9257728Quote>>9257737>>9257742
>>9257658Off screen, they took out half the ships, then dipped.
▶ №9257737Quote
>>9257728show it later if we return to the ocean
▶ №9257742Quote>>9257774
>>9257728are there any ships left? are there any israelis in those ships? or did everyone Let your heart be bright!?
▶ №9257758Quote>>9257791
>>9257631>>9257663CHADstein gives the brass knuckles to Dr Soyowadd, who heals the Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs. They regain half of the health they lost.
Dr. Soyowad also blesses his own and CHADstein's weapons with Space Joo Magic. They gain double damage on their weapons.
▶ №9257774Quote>>9257806
>>9257742The ships have a skeleton crew. They're on standby for any soldjers to return. There's a chance that they'll leave if none of them do.
▶ №9257791Quote>>9257797>>9257858
>>9257758soyowad hides under the counter (right side) and chadstein (left side)
▶ №9257797Quote
>>9257791oh, and the solLet your heart be bright!rs get ready to shoot once santa comes in
▶ №9257806Quote>>9257817
>>9257774so there's israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs that are still alive? alright
▶ №9257817Quote>>9257830
>>9257806Not on the ships. They all entered the Storage building, and of those, only CHADstein's team is left.
▶ №9257880Quote>>9257908
>>9257717Max asks if he could at least restore the power to one room
▶ №9257926Quote>>9257944>>9257970
>>9257908call santa and give ted the phone
▶ №9257944Quote
>>9257926using KrampusPhone, a hologram of santa appears when Ted holds the phone
▶ №9257970Quote>>9258040
>>9257926You call Santa and give the phone to Ted.
>Erm, I'm very busy right now.<Santa, I want to speak with you soon.>Okay. Join me in my office.Santa hangs up.
Max says
>Well?<Okay. Power's back on. We're going to Santa's office now.They climb the ladder and go to Santa's office.
▶ №9258040Quote>>9258077
>>9257970Max tells Tyrone to cover his bibisi and they all enter Santa's office
▶ №9258088Quote>>9258103
>>9258077nate notices them
▶ №9258103Quote>>9258121
>>9258088Nate notices Max and says
>GET OUT OF HERE KIKE!Ted says
<It's okay, he's with Santa.>Then what was he doing in his office?<Secret business.>You better not touch this computer, asshole. ▶ №9258121Quote>>9258127>>9258136>>9258139>>9258227
>>9258103suddenly, kamala harris comes out of nowhere and starts talking about how we should fight and we should make love not war and other hippie raisin
▶ №9258127Quote>>9258227
>>9258121*shouldn't fight
▶ №9258136Quote>>9258227
>>9258121but then trump comes out and blows her brains out with a shotgun and tells everyone to fight le kikes and then only the strongest will survive from halo 2 starts playing in the background
▶ №9258139Quote>>9258179>>9258227
>>9258121This is a slight hallucination that Ted is having because he is schizophrenic
▶ №9258179Quote>>9258190>>9258227
>>9258139however he convinces everyone it's real
▶ №9258190Quote>>9258227
>>9258179they don't believe him however and santa slaps him into sanity again
▶ №9258227Quote
>>9258121>>9258127>>9258136>>9258139>>9258179>>9258190Kamala Harris says
>We weren't meant to be divided, but to be united, and to all hug each other in this big ball of-DJ Trump blasts her face open with his shotgun and Breaking Benjamin plays.
▶ №9258259Quote
>>9258235uh… i guess continue talking to nate or something
▶ №9258320Quote>>9258334
>>9258311The Israelis att-ACK!
▶ №9258339Quote
>>9258311they kill the glass guys and shoot at the babyimp
▶ №9258352Quote
>>9258311Candy canes are thrown at the Israelis
▶ №9258360Quote>>9258369
>>9258311One of the Gigachads just fucking explode, probably from a pulled pin on a grenade earlier. The rest of the Israelis get disoriented and confused. One of them gets shrapnel in the heart and collapses dead.
It's time for the commies to attack.
Rolan
0-3 = Commies barely attack
4-7 = Commies attack weak
8 or 9 Commirs attack strong
Dubs = Causes another mosfortune for Israelis
▶ №9258369Quote>>9258373>>9258376>>9258378
>>9258360The commies are shocked too, and don't fire. Israelis attack first next turn as well.
Any unique approach?
▶ №9258373Quote>>9258377>>9258384>>9258402>>9258482
>>9258369regulars shoot at the glass guy, the gigachad shoots at babyimp
▶ №9258376Quote>>9258380>>9258482
>>9258369veteran good boy gets into a killshot stance and fires at the isrealis with a focused volley of akm fire
▶ №9258378Quote>>9258380>>9258482
>>9258369veteran confiscates the sproke for the army
▶ №9258382Quote>>9258386>>9258407>>9258482
babyelf in the snow suit throws a giant snowball at chad
▶ №9258383Quote>>9258385
>>9258380can i roll this time
▶ №9258386Quote>>9258388
>>9258382is this nigga fr?
▶ №9258388Quote
>>9258386you could always ask to roll it yourself from the beginning btw
▶ №9258390Quote>>9258397>>9258400
>>9258387what did you roll for? general roll?
▶ №9258397Quote
>>9258390just the baby i thinj
▶ №9258402Quote>>9258482
>>9258373rolling for giga
▶ №9258407Quote>>9258408
>>9258382rolling for babyelf
▶ №9258411Quote>>9258414
fuck sakes man, why are the israelis always so fucking unlucky? this raisin is ridiculous
▶ №9258414Quote>>9258420
>>9258411imagine cheering for the scrooges lol
▶ №9258420Quote>>9258424
>>9258414SOMEONE has to talk a role for the bad guys, otherwise it would be boring
▶ №9258437Quote
>>9258424i meant the fights snd raisin would be boring, im taking control of one of the villains so the fight wouldn't be raisin
▶ №9258482Quote>>9258500>>9258505>>9258507
>>9258373>>9258376>>9258378>>9258382>>9258384>>9258400>>9258402>>9258406Veteran collects Sproke from the bar.
The Israelis gun the glass toys, shattering two of three. The remaining toy gets closer. Stray bullets hit Veteran good boy.
Israeli Giga fires his machine gun at Babyelf, damaging the Snowmech. Snowmech throws a snowball into Giga's face, debuffing his accuracy significantly.
Veteran was too busy collecting Sproke and getting shot at to attack the Israelis.
▶ №9258500Quote>>9258644
>>9258482veteran drinks a sproke to heal himself
▶ №9258505Quote
>>9258482tyrone shows up in the background
▶ №9258507Quote>>9258644
>>9258482they kill the last glass toy, and they fire at impelf and veteran
▶ №9258517Quote>>9258535
rolan israeli AND good boy veteran
▶ №9258520Quote>>9258531>>9258644
the soviets fire at the remaining scrooges
▶ №9258527Quote>>9258535
rolan israeli against the others
▶ №9258534Quote
Santa uses his Jolly MMG (self-prompting and rolan)
▶ №9258535Quote>>9258541
>>9258517>>9258527seven is a pucky number, and you got it twice so…
▶ №9258541Quote
>>9258535sorry phonefagging, meant to say lucky
▶ №9258542Quote
>you got it twice so
blvd is onto nothing only in ohio
▶ №9258644Quote>>9258669
>>9258500>>9258507>>9258520good boy Veteran takes cover and drinks Sproke.
The Israelis break the last glass toy. They fire at Babymech and good boy Veteran, too.
Babymech is heavily damaged, losing its head. good boy Veteran's cover defends against the bullets.
The Soviets and Santa Cob retaliate with a wall of bullets. Most of them miss, but the ones that hit wound the Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs.
Tyrone doesn't show up, because he's too far away.
▶ №9258669Quote
>>9258644the solLet your heart be bright!rs continue shooting at the babyimp, and then all shoot at veteran
▶ №9258714Quote
rolan israeli
▶ №9258761Quote>>9258786
Taking a break for a few.
▶ №9258786Quote>>9258941
>>9258761few what? minutes? hours?
▶ №9258941Quote>>9258967
>>9258786at least half an hour, maybe multiple hours.
▶ №9258967Quote
>>9258941ill probably be asleep by then… please be quick
▶ №9259110Quote>>9259208>>9259272
rolan israelis vs soviets
0-3 israelis advantageous
4-5 neutral
6-9 commies advantageous
0 or 1 extreme advantage for israelis
8 or 9 extreme advantage for commies
▶ №9259208Quote>>9259217>>9259238>>9259256
>>9259110dude rolling like this doesnt make sense the isrealis are outgunned and outnumbered at this point so how would they logically have an advantage
▶ №9259217Quote>>9259238>>9259256
>>9259208at this point they're not equally matched so i think its quite unnecessary to roll
▶ №9259238Quote
>>9259208>>9259217leaking because the israelis are wiining for once award
▶ №9259256Quote
>>9259217>>9259208I could've not rolled when the Israelis attacked the Commies, but the outcome changed because I rolled. I'm just throwing them a bone, because they're heavily outnumbered.
▶ №9259272Quote>>9259280>>9259302
>>9259110The Israelis gun down Snowmech and Veteran good boy. Veteran is now critically injured, and the Snowmech is destroyed.
They attack a second time, wounding some of the soviets.
▶ №9259280Quote>>9259415
>>9259272attack the soviets
▶ №9259302Quote>>9259415
>>9259272the soviets mass volley fire at the isrealies
▶ №9259306Quote>>9259415
rolan israelis (higher number means better result for enemy this roll)
▶ №9259310Quote>>9259314>>9259415
rolan soviet (higher number = better for soviets)
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>>9259310im gonna go sleep
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>>9259306>>9259310>>9259280>>9259302The Israelis fire more bullets at the Soviets, killing a few and wounding more.
Only A24 fires, but both shots miss.
Santa Cob scratches his head.
Babyelf begins crying from underneath the Snowmech's wreckage.
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>>9259415santa fires his gun and the soviets do to
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rolan santa and soviets
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rolan israelis?
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>>9259441ima Ms. claus for them this turn, cause it aint looking so good
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>>9259441>>9259462>>9259466Both sides exchange a hail of bullets, but only the soviets get hit. Multiple fall.
A24 says
>SEND IN THE RESERVES!7 solLet your heart be bright!rs arrive. They're the remaining members of your team.
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rolan israelis
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rolan soviets
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rolan santa
▶ №9259679Quote>>9259796
>>9259665the last israeli steal the LMG of a dead gigachad, and fires it
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>>9259665meanwhile, chadstein loads a special incendiary grenade into his grenade launcher
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rolan soviets
▶ №9259708Quote>>9259796
rolan da jood and chadstein
▶ №9259796Quote>>9259812
>>9259708>>9259704>>9259701>>9259679The last Israeli jumps over the counter and nabs the Giga's Negev LMG. He fires it at the Soviets, wounding 2 and killing one.
The Soviets outnumber him greatly, so it doesn't take much skill for them to spray and pray all over the Israeli's chest and face. The Israeli is killed.
CHADstein (who probably should've popped out earlier) loads his grenade launcher with an Incendiary round.
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>>9259796chadstein pops out when they least expect it, and shoots his incendiary grenade at the soviets, causing a big explosion, and sets them on fire (santa dodges the attack doe)
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rolan grenade
4-6 = direct hit
2-8 = hit
others= miss
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>>9259812Jeffrey CHADstein fires into the ceiling. The fieey munitions rain on the societs, causing burn damage. They scream as they're engulfed. It's recommended to put out the fire.
Santa Cob dodges the raining fire.
Jeffrey CHADstein says
>Come on, Santa… 1v1 me NIGGA! ▶ №9259962Quote>>9259967>>9260050
>>9259937chadstein fires his main gun (not the grenade launcher) at the soviets
▶ №9259967Quote>>9259972>>9260050
>>9259962btw, him and santa will have a cool swordfight
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>>9259967not right now of course
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>>9259962>>9259967>>9259972Jeffrey CHADstein fires his LMG over the counter, while the soviets drop and roll in the snowmech's corpse to extinguish their flames.
Santa orders them to retreat from the room. They bring Veteran good boy and Babyelf with them, as Santa also commands them.
>Come on, Santa. I'm ready to swing!Does Santa accept?
▶ №9260086Quote>>9260096>>9260097
>>9260050everyone retreats from the room… but veteran good boy decides to stay, because he gas a plan
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>>9260086*has, also he is in the other room, but is staying there until the right moment to strike
▶ №9260097Quote>>9260126
>>9260067Santa Cob and Jeffrey CHADstein jump onto the bar. They're ready to commence in sword battle.
>>9260086Unfortunately, good boy Veteran got terminally injured and knocked unconcious.
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>>9260097the swordfight begins, meanwhile, max and the others are going to your location
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rolan santa
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rolan chadstein
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rolan how many turns it'll take max to arrive
▶ №9260192Quote>>9260207
>>9260147will kaczynski and the others also come?
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>>9260192I'll get everyone to arrive. The blizzard is also concluded at this point.
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>>9260139>>9260126>>9260136Jeffrey CHADstein and Santa begin their clash. Jeffrey closes in and nearly strikes Santa, but he manages to catch the swing.
rolan
higher number means better outcome for santa
lower number means better outcome for jeffrey
▶ №9260327Quote>>9260333
HOHOHO!
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>>9260327saar what is taking so long?
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>>9260240santa charges and try's to impale Jeffery with xis sword
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rolan santa
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rolan jeff
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or parry, whatever
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>>9260400>>9260375Santa Cob performs a DUBS powered strike, automatically slashing Jeffrey CHADstein's face and giving him a cool scar.
Jeff takes a few steps back, shocked at the speed of the attack.
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>>9260424Both Santa and Jeffrey begin gooning for some reason.
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>>9260443ignore this derailing kike please, my good sir
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>>9260443Jeffrey says
>Hey, first blood! I guess that concludes first round! Let's take a break!<Agreed…The two take a break and just goon for a few turns.
Everyone from Santa's office arrives. Nate says
>What… Why are you both GOONING? Where is the early present introductionc action? ▶ №9260529Quote
>>9260524E P I C
worst fucking filter ever
▶ №9260542Quote>>9260546>>9260562>>9260593
>>9260524epstein cooms on nates hair, which makes him smile, everyone leaves the room for a little while, at least until santa almost Let your heart be bright!s or something
▶ №9260546Quote>>9260593
>>9260542*makes him see the
▶ №9260562Quote>>9260593
>>9260542they will come back once he is almost dead, sorry for any confusion
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>>9260593the fight begins (again)
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>>9260628Santa swings, Jeff blocks again.
Rolan
▶ №9260692Quote>>9260739
>>9260684start gooning again to distract chadstein, then slice him when he least expects it
▶ №9260696Quote>>9260739
>>9260684Santa throw a snowball at chadstein face and capitalise the momentarily blindness to strike him down
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rolan santa
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>>9260739you know the drill, attack
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rolan santa
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rolan chadstein
▶ №9260761Quote>>9260765
>>9260739Santa went on offensive and corner him with superior swordsmanship before knocking him back with a kick and switching to Bazooka and shoot him
▶ №9260765Quote>>9260776
>>9260761nigga this is a sword fight, stop derailing things
▶ №9260776Quote>>9260789
>>9260765I'm not derailing, I'm winning
▶ №9260789Quote>>9260804
>>9260776celebrate, i have already mostly planned out this fight, no need to make big changes like that
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>>9260789Fine , I go check what actual technique to apply in sword fight while anon is busy
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>>9260799chadstein lets santa get back up and fight him again
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>>9260804anime sword battle technique
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rolan santa
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rolan epstein
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>>9260848santa gets up, and the fight resumes
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rolan santa
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rolan jeff
▶ №9260934Quote>>9260968
>>9260911the fight continues, satoko braps, causing chadstein to get irritated
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rolan jeff
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rolan santa
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rolan satoko
▶ №9260944Quote>>9260954
okay rolling multiple times is flawed
▶ №9260954Quote>>9260956
>>9260944just don't do it immediately after my nigga
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>>9260954else the digits will only shift by a little
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>>9260968santa slashes chadsteins helmet, and it goes through and slices him
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rolan general
▶ №9261022Quote>>9261026
>>9260968Santa finish him off with death by thousand cuts in light speed
▶ №9261058Quote>>9261111
>>9261037the fight continues, max gets bored and decides to throw whatevers left of the budlight bottle at chadstein
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rolan general
▶ №9261088Quote>>9261111
>>9261037Santa counter chadstein swings with deflect followed by quick riposte impaling his chest
▶ №9261111Quote>>9261117>>9261130>>9261142
>>9261058Max tosses a bud light at CHADstein out of boredom.
Santa is also tired of the swordfight. He aggressively pushes CHADstein.
>>9261088Rolling this. If above 6, this happens.
▶ №9261130Quote>>9261156
>>9261111Uh , Santa cob aim for chadstein arm attempting to disarm him
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>>9261111insane quads, what could this mean?
▶ №9261156Quote>>9261163
>>9261130rolling, if above 6 then success
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>>9261156So it's a pass right ?
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>>9261174raisinty Luck of the day award
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>>9261184they MVST fight to le death
▶ №9261206Quote>>9261208>>9261224
>>9261184Santa get closer to chadstein while parrying his attack and slam an elbow into chadstein face before swinging his sword at the same spot
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>>9261206Rolan, if evens, success, if odds, failure
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rolling for epstein's next attack efficiency
▶ №9261240Quote>>9261259
>>9261224chadstein roundhouse kicks santa in the face, then slices his chest with his sword (diagonal slice)
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rolling for santa's attack efficiency
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rolling santa please get dubs bad boy
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rolling epstein
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this is bullraisin
▶ №9261346Quote>>9261351
if evens, santa gets put out of his damn misery
▶ №9261351Quote>>9261357
>>9261346santa uses his bandages from earlier
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The strike won, jannies lost
>>9261027▶ №9261357Quote
>>9261351no, he can regenerate
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>>9261356everyone in the room is shocked, ted kaczynski gets his bow out and shoots chadstein witg an arrow
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>>9261373damn, only in ohio…
▶ №9261450Quote>>9261540
>>9261373will you be doing another bread
▶ №9261540Quote>>9261543
>>9261450No, because Santa Cob Let your heart be bright!d the sword fight really annoyed me.
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If Santa Cob D I E D earlier, the adventure would end the same way. It's a shame, but it's nothing personal.
▶ №9261658Quote>>9261778
/chive/ this bread, slfs
▶ №9261740Quote>>9261743
>>9256363just strategically post your posts to get the number you want, choody
>>9256497tsmt
>>9256993this guy is NUTS! do this froor
>>9257046trvke, do this too(t)
>>9257046mikoARYANS won
this bread needs more SKIBIBISI toilet. ADD SKIBIBISI TOILETT
also stop saying cuss words
they are literally bad
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>>9261740made an oopsie award, ignore the last reply whachamacallit
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>>9261373Amazing merry ending just like muh hec'n avengoys avengers infinity war1!!!
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>>9261658how i have esl poopskin indian saar
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>>9261373NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
