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Responsibilities:

• Work uncooperatively with other team members to ensure orders are consistently late

• Ignore health & safety standards, who needs regulations when you have flavour

• leave sour cream out to aerate for 30 hours

• Never blink when serving customers (blinking is rude)

• Refuse to clean any equipment or utensils, instead let the grime build up to add some nice texture

• Ensure ice cream machine is broken at all times

• Burger

Requirements:

• Ability to ignore others effectively

• No previous experience required. honestly, the less you know, the better.

• A deep fear of spatulas, but an intense love for little soup ladles 

• Must be able to predict the weather using potato peels and oil

• Must be oblivious to the needs of others in the kitchen

• Bring your own fork