Void mayo...

Anonymous asked:

What if I am EXACTLY 5'3 🧍

You’re on thin ice, one extra centimeter and you’re out

Anonymous asked:

*sees the new DNI list* oh thank fuck my spine curve stunted my height to be stuck at 5'2.

Crying

Anonymous asked:

Anyone taller than 5'3 that interacts we've got permission to steal their kneecaps

-🎻 (←who is 5'2)

Yes it’s only fair

Anonymous asked:

I used to know how to ride a bike... But I'm taller than 5'3" and I usually breathe. Can I still interact? 🥺

Absolutely not off to the mines with you

Anonymous asked:

That DNI list can't stop me! I can't even read!

Then how did you type this ask :eyes:

#asks #I’m morbidly entranced

clearlyclueless asked:

Oh btw you can have same sex marriages in game also void mayo exists<3

Void mayo...

Anonymous asked:

ah shit, i was om thin ice b4, guess i gotta go to the dni void and metamorphosis into a new body now.

Don’t come back until you’re freezing, you can’t reach the upper shelves and don’t know how to ride a bike

Anonymous asked:

…is anything over 5’3 really considered tall to you?

Yes

Anonymous asked:

Wait but I'm 5'6" :(

Anonymous asked:

What if I hypothetically meet all 4 DNI criteria

I shoo you off my blog with a broom

#asks #some of them live with him because they’re trauma is parental related and it’s unsafe for them to stay there #some of them are orphans and some of them have parents who love the #them but just can’t take care of them #and a chunk of them do have good parents but have trauma related to other stuff so they come over during the day to learn control #sometimes they have sleepovers though … See all

thefourthvulpix asked:

So do all those kids actually live with Sunny, or does he pick them up with that double decker bus? (If it's the former, I'm imagining Sunny having built this beautiful mansion that he and all his kids live in. Mari's piano is in the parlor)

It’s a mix of both! And I really like that mansion idea 🥺

Anonymous asked:

I was a coward before but I’m going to id myself. It is I, Shane Hate Anon! He was the first villager I met and he was mean to me so I gave him trash on his birthday and got an actually GOOD character (Krobus) to move onto my farm instead of him. Shane and his blue chicken can go eat it, I’ve got all of the void chickens I could ever need.

-🍬, conceiver of the Stardew AU and president of the Shane hate club.

(ps you can make an item in stardew called void mayo with void chicken eggs. figured you’d find that amusing.)

LMAO

#asks #crying void mayo

Anonymous asked:

3rd potential response: most if not all of the kids claiming to be the guardian while sunny suffers

Lmao the poor random person who asked in the first place is overwhelmed and regretting everything

clearlyclueless asked:

Sunny just has to pull out ID again for the 4th time this week

One of the kids: it’s fake! A fraud! He got that Id illegally!

Anonymous asked:

The older kids joking about how they're the guardian is pretty funny, but unless Sunny's skin is like...Baby smooth, the illusion is ruined by any wrinkles on Sunny’s old man face

Due to spoilers I cannot elaborate on that

Anonymous asked:

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Agony

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