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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED I legitimately contemplated my own death in the last couple hours. There's blood everywhere. I really thought it was marseyover. :marseyhelp:

Okay drama sisters. I accidentally stroked a mirror (punched). And it broke. Which resulted in a large laceration upon one of my fingers. I thought it was fine at first. But it just kept bleeding and bleeding. Thankfully I was in the bathroom. But still. Blood everywhere. I couldn't stop that BS. My floor, sink, shower, tub, curtains are all covered in blood rn. I'll probably clean it up tomorrow.

It took a solid hour, but thankfully (or not?) I was able to tape the finger wound up with band aids and duck tape. So far so good. That shit was pouring out, so idk if it will hold, but we'll see.

If I do not log in again, either I bled out. Or @Holly_Jolly_Kong is holding me hostage.

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Okay here is proof lmto

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327528945350397.webp

Will I regret this in a sober state? Probably

Tbh that's not even the full extent. I legit almost died lmtro.

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Okay here is proof lmto

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327528945350397.webp

Will I regret this in a sober state? Probably

Tbh that's not even the full extent. I legit almost died lmtro.

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Post feet before you go.

Also I enjoy you so dont I guess

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!commenters !metashit !catholics !christians !lutherans !calvinists !baptists !ummah I will unironically pray for this nibba for him to not hurt himself and get better before going to bed and I am not even joking, pray for Kong cause I love him, and we only had positive interactions on the last website that I use on the internet, and it makes me much more cheerful in these troubling times here in Favelaland, I have also been having emotional struggles, but I continue with my faith in God, my family, and my Dramanauts.

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Do people remember the guy that claimed he'd kill himself and MoonMetropolis had a freak out? Is he still around?

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>the guy that claimed he'd kill himself and MoonMetropolis had a freak out?

!metashit :#bruh: I am completely out of the loop on this, anyone give a quick rundown?

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https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/303250/-

@ObamaBinLaden said he would kill himself, and @BooMetropolis freaked out over the commenters encouraging suicide (even though most of the commenters weren't doing it). I don't know him, and I don't know if he did it, but @SonamyEXEShippingCompany thinks he did.

He said this in a thread before:

ObamaBinLaden: Probably killing myself in a decade when I hit 40. I don't think I want to live past 40.

Screenshots (first five from /h/chudrama thread, last two from profile wall)

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My pet theory is it was a @rDramaHistorian alt he killed off when ppl started to notice :marseyrdramahistorianschizo:

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I LITERALLY POSTED IT

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The irony of no one noticing if the guy an heroed or not bc we were too busy making fun of moon for white knighting

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Shut up loser

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We all gonna make it

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you neighbors gay :#sob:

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You forgot !Mormons !and !Islam !and !the !FSM

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Bros he's gonna be fine lmfao

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!friendsofaevann !friendsofcarp !friendsofkong

!redscarepod

:#marseyexcited:

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where's the rest of the blood?

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In my mouth :marseydracula: (Slightly joking).

Tbh I think in the towel.

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@sandkwinn I'm actually not even entirely joking.

I legit sucked it when that shit was pouring out lmao.

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I think it's probably an instinct for good reason :marseylickinglips:

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:#marseydracula:

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:marseyinvestigate:

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Witness

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a few drops of blood here and there

!biofoids come shame this cute twink

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Honestly so true kang, but still I think you underestimate how much went in the sink.

:#marseybloodpuddle:

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Having lost interesting quantities of finger blood into a sink, trust me i get it ... but then you put a tourniquet on and this problem basically vanishes immediately

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It's true Queen. But I was trying to retain my marsey finger at first. Eventually I realized the finger itself waa worth more than the marsey version :marseyshrug:

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lmtro

Laughing your trussy off? :marseyconfused:

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I mean, not actually, but hypothetically yes.

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This is the first image I've posted to the net in at least 10 years lmto. Not even joking. @Turkeyvann carp witness me.

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I thought you tried to :marseykys: for a second there. :marseysad: Glad you're just a drunken fool :marseywereback:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17310210407557678.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17323179881945593.webp

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:#marseydicklet: no never. Legit just :marseydrunk: induced :marseygigaretard:

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Post feet before you go.

Also I enjoy you so dont I guess

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>not sewing yourself up with fishing line

ngmi

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I accidentally stroked a mirror (punched). And it broke.

You what?

Edit. Oh wait I read that as minor.

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Kid deserved it :marseypunched: :marseyindignant:

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that kid knows how to fight back :#marseynosebleed2: :m#arseypunching:

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:#marseyemojilaugh:

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!misandrists !biofoids this is why we choose the bear.

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:marseyupvote2: but @squorgly I thought you were an ally

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Go to a hospital r-slur :sob:

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:marseyxd: ngl I considered it like 50 minutes ago.

But then I discovered this emergency bandage I had in my closet. And that wrapped with duct tape has been a miracle :#marseyembrace:

It's all good now.

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You're fine

Maybe drink water or something :marseydrinkwater:

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You're right king. Water + alcohol.

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I have more than once somehow cut myself in a drunken stupor just make sure you're bandaged up and hydrated. Humans are built for this shit :marseybuff:

Bear in mind the more water you have and less alcohol you have the less horrible you will feel tomorrow :marseyagree:

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Fr no cap, probably the best commenter :#marseywholesome:

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I been there lmtro :marseyhungover:

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:#chadthankskingcapy:

Good advice tbh

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Frick all these kitties, I've wrapped huge cuts with a sock and yarn to tighten it you'll be good

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Good job. But tbh I feel it sounds good at first, but then can vanish.

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>cuts finger

>am I going to die??

:#marseyemojilaugh:

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:#marseysuspicious: :#marseyxesright:

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Toxic masculinity claims another victim smh my head

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Praying for you :marseypraying: !slots200

:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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!friendsofaevann !friendsofcarp !friendsofkong someone ping this shit to validate my psychosis

I swear to marsey there's blood everywhere (lmto).

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You should probably pick something besides a mirror next time :marseycheerupretard: try your fridge

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What about a trussy?

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Trussy :thumbdown:

Gbussy and gock :thumbup:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327518425912225.webp

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Why are you chimping out and punching mirrors thats kinda cringe. Ick

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:#platynooo:

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Watch me ghost you like I did @America and @Bulbasaur

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Lmao !wpd this r-slur lost a fight with his own reflection

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:#pepereeeeee:

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Why did you punch the mirror? Were you listening to Evanescence again?

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:#marseysquint: Should I have been?

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: Melodrama is still drama :marseycrying:

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Good song tbh. But I don't recall.

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:#marseyitsrigged:

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Exactly :marseysad:

!slots1000

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Those flesh wounds are scary as frick

They have enough pressure to take off any loose bandage.

Just drink lots of water, or w/e blood is made of, so you get it back in your body

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More people should have OTC medical glue. Big Suture doesn't want you to know about this

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jesus christ, stop bleeding everywhere

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this neighbor never heard of direct pressure on a wound LMAO

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Were you mad about losing your coins? Iktf :marseysad:

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Why did you punch it

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Severe mental r-sluration?

Honestly don't remember

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i can save you

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!slots115

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