New Secretary of the Navy looks like a cookie cutter Mar a lago hanger on-er

Insomnia is so much better here.

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

The Russian ruble is collapsing before our very eyes — truly great to see!!! 👏👏

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

I hate when white people get on here talkin about how much they “don’t understand” Kendrick and Drake’s beef and how it’s just two rich guys fighting over ego. It’s so much easier to shut the fuck up than to do that passive aggressive bullshit. ITS NOT FOR YOU THATS WHY BITCH.

Just when I think I figured out the last beef between Kendrick and Drake, a brand new one pops up… At least this one is legal 💡

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)

People with HIV will be able to receive kidney or liver transplants from donors who also have HIV, federal health officials announced Tuesday. The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.

Here’s my photograph from the Grand Canyon village, Arizona. Have a wonderful day BlueSky.

in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam

Wayne is an amazing rapper. Doesn't get enough credit for his bars overall. But he also doesn't really write. He mostly free styles He don't have a pen game like that and ain't been Mix tape Wayne in over a decade. He's not built for battle raps. He also has a TON of dirt on him.

Remember tomorrow that the origins of Thanksgiving- as a truly national holiday- came from the work of Sarah Hale and Abraham Lincoln. A nation gave thanks to God as it mourned the Union dead and prayed for the defeat of the Confederacy by either changing rebel minds or bringing them to submission.

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

this one's just uncanny, sorry

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

very few shows leveraged one decent season into an agonizingly long, miserable stretch run of television like Dexter did. i don't like it but i do grudgingly respect it

The Helix Nebula | NASA

Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘

BlueSky night for BlueSky

Last night I made the mistake of posting after I had a few drinks and was in a bad mood. I didn't post anything bad really but it's just never a good idea.

I have about 1/10 the following on here as I do on Twitter, but the engagement is real and the people are just better. And knowing I can reply back without getting hundreds of death and rape threats makes me feel sane again.

In all the stories I prefer, the bully loses in the end. This story is longer than I expected.

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock *this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Some mood music for a Bluesky morning. “Is that a blue sky? It’s about damn time” Dan Smith and Bastille performing “Blue Sky & The Painter” a couple nights ago.

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I’m starting to think way too many people were cheering for the Empire in Star Wars.

Isn't it just so much better on Bluesky?

Just because we lost an election doesn’t mean we were wrong. We’re still in this fight together.

Setlist pro meu show 💙🦋

“Ok, so, here’s the thing...” - me reluctantly lending someone my Blu-ray of my favourite John Carpenter film

You can make an argument that Stephen King wrote the two greatest prison movies of all time. Shawshank and Green Mile are both easily in the conversation.

I just leave this here.....

i know the actual ad campaign goes back to at least 2008 but it still feels like "whats the matter lager boy, afraid you might taste something?" is the opening salvo of the backlash to the backlash against craft IPAs

What game?

Suing spotify for some made up thing and not because they pay artists like .00003 cents per stream is such a drake move

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.

Save money now

Terrible Game Idea: IKEA roguelike. Traverse a maze of furniture, collect random trinkets with unpronounceable names, try to find the exit.

My 4 yo referred to a pistol-sporting cartoon character as “holding pew-pews.”

Storm of a trillion stars

Please enjoy this animation of peak hour MTA subway service (by u/mtdfan)

Rudy Giuliani whining about not having any money or savings is my favorite Thanksgiving song.

What year did you start hating Drake? It was 2016 for me. There just wasn’t any growth to his music and people really tried to crucify anybody who said anything.

Always sucks when you hit the finale of a tv show you’ve been binge watching for comfort.

Here’s a little zen from the smoky mountains ⛰️

The Carina Nebula

Been rewatching MASH for comfort. Doctors trying to find humanity and humor in a world that offers nothing but pain and violence; sadly relatable.

True

Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day: The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top! The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!