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Mike Thecoolperson
Major: Not an actual student. Blackmailing his Dean and tutor with photos of them 'together'.

Description: A short poser. The most responsible of the guys. He gives the impression hes good with the laidies but all the ones hes pulled have ended tradgically (kneed in the knackers by a serial killer and hollowed out Cinderella). Has the most ideas out off the group and doesnt like to be negative. He is also a good business man as he successfully turned Rick's bedroom into a rollerdisco.

Veiw of Self: He seems to be the coolest guy around and quite the womeniser although he looked a bit worried when the vampire was looking for virgins!

Popularity: Seems to be quite popular.

Personal Belongings: Calculator, buddy holly (desieced), blow up doll, pumpkin.

Role:
Father figure.

Hierarchical Standing
: First. Never abused by any of the guys.
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