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Vyvyan Basterd
Major: Medicine

Description: Hair, clothes, body piercings of an early 80's punk. Psychopathically violent and extremely dangerous. Breaks object whenever possible. Will smash through windows, doors and walls if he feels like it and would rather kick the sink off the wall than turn the tap on. Believes that parties equal damage even if held at his house. He yells most of the time, and deliberately antagonizes Rick whenever Rick tries to talk to him. Politically irresponsible, Vyv enjoys reading stuff like; 'Nazi death camp battalion goes to montecasino for the massacre', even though its Ricks. When bored will not hesitate to poison or dismember himself.

Veiw of Self: Probably accurate.

Popularity: Vyv is socially healthy and has many friends.

Personal Belongings: Ford Anglia with flames down the side, cricket bat (damaged), two bottles of vodka (one empty, one smashed and flaming), the Daily Mirror Book Of Facts, and a hamster; SPG.

Role:
Little brother figure.

Hierarchical Standing
: 2nd
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