The Wayback Machine - https://web.archive.org/web/20090829121136/http://geocities.com/tigerstripe_88/neil.html
Neil Pye
Major: Not Mentioned

Description: A sucidal hippy who suffers from insomnia. He cooks, cleans and makes the tea for the guys (he might as well be they're mothers). Hes the worlds #1 fan of lentals!

Veiw of Self: Hates life. Tries to kill himself many times.

Popularity: Has two friends; Warlock and Neil, both hippies. Ones constantly stoned and the other has been chryogenically frozen by Rick.

Personal Belongings: Handmade guitar (smashed and burnt), speaker which Jimi Hendrix once pissed on, bed complete with moose head.

Role:
Mother figure.

Hierarchical Standing
: Last
1