Lear: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Sawyer periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Lear: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Sometime After Story Arc 2
Paulo: You don't want me on your team, Bettie. I'd just… screw everything up.
Bettie: Of course you wouldn't. That's what Guzma's for.
Aged like fine wine
Colress: Nuh uh! 😋
Ghetsis: THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?????
Rachel: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Sawyer: I’m stupid, do me.
Lear:
Rachel:
Sawyer:
Sawyer: i said that out loud-
Anonymous asked:
do you own any plushies?
prince-lear-official answered:
Not like I’ll tell you!
I can show you instead.
[A photo of a large bed, with the only visible mattress portion being a lear-shaped hole in a sea of plushies shaped like a plethora of different pokemon. the most eye-catching one is a large kangaskhan plushie on the side of the bed]
Day 1238 of asking u to plushify yourself (/j)
Lear: What about the PML?
Bettie: We’ve already had it.
Lear: We’ve had one, yes.
Lear: What about second PML?
Lear: Good. Thank you, dad.
Rachel: …You, like, juuust called Sawyer “dad”. You just said “thank you, dad.”
Lear: What?! N-No, I didn’t! I said “thank you, Sawyer”!
Sawyer: D-Do you see me as a father figure, young master?!
Lear: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure be- because you’re always bothering me!
Rachel: Hey! Show your father some respect!
This blog is dead.
why are you guys still liking posts i made when i was 12 or smth
yes i came back just to delete my newfoundregalshipping posts. no i don’t regret anything.
jeffthehistorian asked:
Scottie: You can't make everyone like you, Lear, you're not Paulo.
Lear: Wh— not everyone likes Paulo, though!
Scottie: Who doesn't like Paulo?
Lear: I don't know, I—
Scottie: I need names, now.
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- Esther: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited!
- Barry: Hold up... I-IF?!
- Silver: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
- Scottie: I am not gay.
- (Paulo passes by)
- Scottie: ...Okay maybe just a little.
Sometime After Story Arc 2
Paulo: You don’t want me on your team, Bettie. I’d just… screw everything up.
Bettie: Of course you wouldn’t. That’s what Guzma’s for.
note: I’m gonna be spamming a FUCK TON of quotes (till Im tired) cuz I just found this really cool incorrect quote generator.
i was offline for an hour.
- Silver: Someone stole my M&Ms.
- Silver: And now I'm going to start killing.
- Silver: Rules were made to be broken.
- Lear: They were meant to be FOLLOWED. Nothing is meant to be broken.
- Rachel: Uhhh, Piñatas?
- Bettie: Glow sticks!
- Sawyer: Karate boards.
- Barry: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
- Silver: Rules.
- Lear:
Lear: Do you have any idea how stubborn I used to be?
Bettie and Cheren: Yes.
- Lear: WHY are your tongues purple?!
- Rachel, blushing: Weeell we had some slushies. I had a blue one.
- Sawyer, also blushing: ...And I had a red one...
- Lear: Oh.
- Lear:
- Lear: OH.
- Bettie, not understanding it fully: So you drank each others slushies?
- Lear, Rachel and Sawyer:
- [After Bettie's team helped take care of Team Break at the PML Semi-finals]
- Lear: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
- Bettie: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
- Lear: N-NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!
- Bettie, already hugging him: Too late!
Hello! Please read or something
Hi! It’s me, the creator of this blog! Here you can read quotes I have made/generated of Pokémon Masters EX
- I will most likely be using these ships:
Sawyer x Rachel
Scottie x Paulo
Blue x Red
DO NOT SENT ME HATE COMMENTS ABOUT THESE SHIPS MOST OF THESE SHIPS ARE BASED ON MY HEADCANONS OKAY?!
You can also submit quotes if you want though I would like you to use characters in Pokémon Masters EX. All quotes that feature Pokémon characters not currently in Pokémon Masters EX will be rejected. I would also prefer it if you used the ships listed above, but of course you don’t have to, and your quote will NOT be rejected if you use a ship that isn’t listed.
That’s all, bye!