when you look up the song on genius and nobody else seems to know what it's about either
That sinking feeling as it gradually but irresistibly becomes clear that the author regards the character you find shockingly relatable as comedy relief, and that what the text presents as the impossible confluence of grotesque circumstances which resulted in the character in question being Like That is recognisable to you as your life.
A story or piece of media being for children necessarily affects the tone, content, subject matter, and approachability of it (and a bunch of other stuff I can't recall right now).
It does not necessarily affect its writing quality. A story being for children is not an excuse for it being bad. Kids deserve good stories, too.