my voters are cock suckers, they smell like mcdonalds playplace, if you vote for me youll croak, all the battleground states get Zero pussy

SALUTATIONS BLUESKY NATION ITS TIME FOR PARTICIPATION IN CONVERSATION

Late to the Halloween party because I had to train.

Umbreadeon

supportive sharks 🦈💙

DRAGON: I don't get how you do it CAT: What? DRAGON: How you get them to bring you food. The other day i had to burn half a town before they brought me a sheep CAT: Mew DRAGON: You hungry? CAT: Purrr DRAGON: Okay I'll get you some- GOD DAMNIT! CAT: The purr is mightier than the claw. That's how.

who wanna be pokemon tcgp friends

80 degrees on Halloween 😱

CAN YOU SEE WALL OF ME

why did they do that

it's practically cliche at this point but still the score for "the social network" is just unbelievably good. legitimately one of the handful of 21st century film scores that changed the game

Sshhhhh

Golden hour ✨

Daily bunny no.2760 has caused quite a fright

so many ppl have left twitter they should call it ex

Morning everyone 👋🏻

Here’s our jack o’lantern for the cats this year: The Dreaded Cone!

Someone stole my fruit bowl. I’m peachless.

Good news everyone! Dracula showed up at my door and I shot him dead. We’re finally free.

Juniper!! My friend's dnd character because it's their birthdayyyy. Or it was yesterday but I forgot to post it lol

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Anubis demonstrates a human custom to Death

EPIC GAMER COMIC 36

whatever the next generation of games or consoles is we have got to figure out shader compilation, man. 10 minute waits after every driver update, constant microstuttering in gameplay cuz even then it still isn't caching everything, it sucks!! make the games look worse or make them run better!

I like my men how I like my noise…white or brown or pink or box fan.

aenslands for halloween 💥

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No new drawing so here’s a sketch from a few weeks ago.

Girl's Night! (Halloween Edition) 🎃

Ok I'll chill the fuck out after this - but this photo of me checking the steam sales when we hit #1 is sending me

WHY IS HE SERVING 😭😭😭

Iris's first cosplay🎃

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OK, so this was shockingly successful. I wrote 20, 30 "poems" tonight off one-word prompts, which included "love," "quagmire," "cerulean," "witch," "earth" . . . but my favorite was Orioles, written for a young neighbor I have known 22 years. Orioles Hope in Spring Despair in Autumn

they partake in a goth party

Happy Halloween from Juan Gabriel 🦇

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sneak peak of what just landed on main (should go out in one of the next releases)

Look, I know the N64 isn't exactly the most widely loved console in the Retro Gaming community, but it will always be special to me because of the experiences it gave me when I needed them in my life the most as a lost and lonely kid. I'll always love it.

The Halloween Nebula 😉💀🎃

This isn't a Halloween costume. I just like this jacket.

my baby is way smaller than i am. WAY smaller

anyway good night

Never forget the greatest QB tweet ever

Do not fear, human.

finished Crow Country!! very very good and well deserved of all the praise it's been receiving. also: me & Mara are the same person 🐦✨

In fairness to Tucker Carlson, I, too have been clawed by a demon. (His food bowl was empty)

ol salt

I can be yuor devil or angle.... happy halloween! 🎃

These turned out to be a hit save for the one kid who took one look and yelled “this is an outrage!”

in honor of halloween i am watching star trek's greatest episode: beverly crusher fucks a ghost. i unironically adore this insane episode

Soon!…

bird (d. va costume) 🎃🎮

Robbing the arcade dragon's lair

The internet is a monster that devours trust.

THEY LOOK SO GOOD

Every November 1st. 💀

My vista deck 🔥🔥🔥

Happy Halloween from Arc System Works America and Jack-O' 🎃

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Happy Halloween from Brooklyn. The 9 year old says he got no bad candy. I told him that was bc the candy was dispensed by Gen Xers still traumatized by the memory of circus peanuts, those weird peanut butter candies in orange and black wrappings, loose handfuls of candy corn, and dirty pennies

Hawk Study

The night is not over! 👻💕😍🎃

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We turned our light off hours ago, but they’re still coming to our door, quietly begging. I think they like the flicker of our Jack-o’-lanterns. I can hear them murmuring as they work their fingers along the window casing. Ten hours till morning.

That’s the end of Lewdtober y’all, it’s been a wild ride! I’ll be slowing down with the updates to a more sustainable pace now, but y’all be seeing plenty more of Bex & Keit, don’t you worry!

this year for Halloween Bohug is the Demon Core

mamma mia itsa halloween

Bluesky is like an elaborate ‘getting the old crew back together for one more heist’ movie, except instead of robbing a casino you find 8 old follows from Twitter then write a dumb joke about raisins

*Logging out* Microsoft: 😢 but I’m not done syncing your desktop folders with the cloud Me: first of all, I didn’t tell you to sync shit with shit

Big if true

One thing that changed me forever is the realization "anyone can draw". I used to think you had to be special to make art. I'd doodle stuff but never thought it was possible for me to get better. Talent is often thrown around towards artists when actually its hard work and commitment to the craft

remember to be generous this halloween

this is heather (head + feather, get it)

I cannot share my costume tonight due to the horrors, but I will someday. This is a threat, Happy Halloween

can’t believe these cowards added dms on here. what happened to shouting across the void

Oops, scuse me I had a pretty large meal~