So appaz, when a political issue is no biggie, nothing to have a ’mare over, David Cameron likes to have a little “chaterama” about it with advisers. When he’s not chillaxing, that is, or focused on his next tennis game with “the Clegger”. That’s what Dave calls his tennis machine, y’know. Totes hilaire! In fact, Hilairo Rocher!
The prime minister’s linguistic tics have long been a subject of debate, from the infamous “chillaxing” admission to his misunderstanding of the acronym “LOL”; from his declension of the verb “tweet” (“too many tweets could make a twat”) to his weird references to Ed Balls being a “maso-sadist”. The concept of the “chaterama”, revealed to a Times columnist by a special adviser, has led some Tories to suggest