/soy/ - Soyjaks

Former police officer here. I've seen dozens of niggers that died, either from nigger on nigger violence, suicide, suicide by cop, shootouts, etc etc and I must say, I have never seen a nigger deader than this site

Why so dead shoallyshits?

I dumped 200 live nigger toddlers in a giant pit and lit it on fire. I scavenged the leftover dead nigger ash and bones and made the conclusion that it is more alive than this dead nigger of a site

Just searched "dead site" and guess who showed up? The shemmy! Should've seen that coming! 😂💀 #InternetMysteries

>Order laptop from ebay
>1 week past due shipping date, seller doesn't respond to anything
>Cancels it
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>Order a different laptop from amazon
>Doesn't come within due shipping date, is extended and isn't shipped
>Comes on wednesday it says

Why the fuck is this happening???? Right when I have wanted a new laptop for about 2 years??? For fucks sake I'm so fucking tired of waiting why do all sellers have to be retardniggers and why do all of the laptops in person suck dick or are 10000000000 dollars I'm so fucking pissed bro just FUCKING COME AAAAAAAAAAAH I BOUGHT ALL OF THE FUCKING UPGRADES FOR IT BUT IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING HERE FOR ME TO APPLY THEM

FUcking nigger monkeys are controlling the shipping these days I guess, I don't blame amazon and ebay because they're subhuman niggers that deserve to be doing something as easy and boring but that's the thing it's not fuckin ghard just fucking give me my laptop, I paid for it you fucking kike nigger monkey

My pet nigger freaks out when he sees this site. He thinks I'm going to kill him because all he sees is a dead nigger on my screen.

Hey guys look at all these new gems I found.

One day, there was once a nigger that was spry and alive, he had a following of teenagers that interacted with him daily, but the relationship between the two were one sided. Eventually, the nigger died and the teenagers who pretended to like him left for a superior nigger. That dead nigger was called the shemmy.