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Good morning shemmy
R: 31 / I: 12
Thoughts?
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Mameson thread

ITT: Post mamesons
R: 118 / I: 48

/rg/ - Requests General

request soyjaks to be made here
R: 32 / I: 20
>"crick"
R: 5 / I: 1
>genocide all non-whites
>genocide all men over 5'11
>genocide all women smaller then E
>genocide all women with nigger asses
R: 1 / I: 1
wasnt this already featured months ago
R: 2 / I: 0
guys they made cobsonadult iphone
R: 0 / I: 0
i eep!
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>it's Tomo Takino Thursday
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>soygem.sissy4bibisi
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bbc
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>i'm a woman now chud respect my pronouns
R: 10 / I: 9
>1 pph
R: 1 / I: 0
when i figure out how to make diffsinger voicebanks that actually function its over for mikus devs. when i figure that shit out i could make actually ai miku
R: 3 / I: 0
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test
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>i love truecels even more then i love men and femcels
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>i hate fakecels even more then i hate women and chads
R: 13 / I: 5
Reminder that all gapejack posters are gooner furfags and should be banned
R: 10 / I: 2
fuck bros. was affy right the whole time
R: 2 / I: 0
I keep this on my desk at all times because its good for killing turks that invade my house and unlike bug spray its non toxic to humans, aswell as that its fully automatic
R: 0 / I: 0
>i love my walkable ytboi she is so kind to me
R: 0 / I: 0
>I’m not repeating the text here — not because it’s profane, but mostly because it’s just not funny.
R: 4 / I: 2
>i demand a gf with at least I cups
R: 0 / I: 0
>women have remained faithful to me and had my many wonderful children
R: 2 / I: 0
mogwarts or rizzneyland
R: 13 / I: 5
The soyak I ordered came looking like this, what should I do?
R: 2 / I: 0
did anyone scrape sudearchive.org when that was still up(before it was a gembooru redirect)
R: 16 / I: 5
>The item is not available due to issues with the item's content.
R: 1 / I: 0
why was /f/ gassed
R: 1 / I: 1
>GET ME PUT OF THIS CUBE PRISON YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD
R: 8 / I: 1
suggest some pokemon for me preferably stuff from gens 1-5
R: 7 / I: 3
>all women should be enslaved, raped and beaten until they are eventually replaced by sexbots and artificial wombs and all chads should be murdered then i can attend highschool at 34 again with all my other classmates (besides the chads) but as a bully instead of a loser this time
R: 2 / I: 0
idea: we round up the entire population of earth and make them eat a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk. If they can't eat it without getting sick, we kill them. We'll wipe out most of the common food allergies in one fell swoop!

feel free to improve on this plan
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>no you can't just enslave me, rape me, beat me, then replace me with sexbots and artifical wombs while murdering all my boyfriends then attend highschool again to live out your fantasy of being a bully
R: 0 / I: 0
>twp is superior
R: 1 / I: 1
>all men should be empowered, validated and hugged until they eventually replace fightbots and natural penises and all incels should be restored then i can attend work at 14 for the first time with all my other workmates (besides the incels) but as a loser instead of a bully this time
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>soygem.party servers at the current moment
R: 1 / I: 0
hello deadnigger.party
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me toucheing myself to soyjack yaoi:
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drawing tama (almost) daily thread
R: 4 / I: 3
what are your 4cuck boards
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>It's finally raining in my city

This is a massive deal. We had a very bad drought this year.
R: 2 / I: 1
4cuck doesn't know abut gigaquoting yet. use this to your advantage…
R: 65 / I: 20

Inter-board Banner Contest

Hello Shemmy! We’re having an inter-board banner contest that will run until next Saturday, October 26th. The resolution for the banners must be 468x60.

Here are a list of boards that are currently in need of a bannerlink:
- /soy/ - Soyjaks
- /qa/ - Question & Answer
- /f/ - Flash
- /ptb/ - Public Testing Board
- /y/ - Yaoi

You’re also welcome to create more inter-board banners for other boards if you’d like. Have fun!
R: 30 / I: 31
I put images of tama on whiteboards for people to draw and these were the results:
R: 20 / I: 6
nu recognizable poster obsession
this site still has around 30 recognizable posters, which means that that number went down by around 10! most of that 10 were the churrofags
recognizable staff members comprise around 15-20% of the number. yeah this really is discord.party
R: 3 / I: 0
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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improvised booru thread

post jaks
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>imagine being so mad that you make this
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>/f2/
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long cat thread
R: 4 / I: 1
>archive.org comes back up
>it goes down again literally a day later
R: 4 / I: 2
>✧ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ )
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does anyone have the old 403 image with the glowie
R: 3 / I: 1
>google [x]
>holy hell!
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✧ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ )
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shemmycucks wish they could have this shartyCHADs haircut
R: 10 / I: 2
>wait, what? rapeson's out terrorizing the town again?
>…i wonder if he'll stop if i give him some soylent! that always cheers me up!
(later)
>mmmmmh
R: 4 / I: 3
>home ip banned on 4cuck for 3 days
>post as soon as it expires
>banned on same ip for ban evasion
>appeal denied
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actblue kike shills have been memoryholing this for decades now

I cant multiply i cant tie my shoes im scared of dogs and i only eat fast food i cant bike i cant swim
R: 7 / I: 4
>oh heh i bet ypu dont have any soyjak voice headcanons do you chud/? heh i bet you wont post them heh. i bet you wont you stupid chud
R: 6 / I: 4
holy shit guys i found poly's twitter account
R: 4 / I: 0
do you use jaks in any of your off-site PFPs
R: 7 / I: 1
the real business inquiries anon just killed himself.

look what you guys did
R: 1 / I: 0
>Mama… just killed a nigger
>Put a rope around his neck, jumped off the chair and now he's dead
R: 6 / I: 2
the hawleyjak guy should spam the catty again it made the place less boring and the rule against excess spam on /soy/ is gay
R: 11 / I: 2
what are your hobbies
R: 5 / I: 2
this site was so dead that i went back to the sharty but the jannies there made fun of me for having discord open so i'm back here
R: 6 / I: 0
since ive already buckbroken you and 80% of your posters have gone ill make a deal
1200 usd, this site becomes my bunker/sharty redirect. no more bothering with accounts and the jannysluttas finally get a paycheck.
thoughts?
R: 1 / I: 1
should this site just shut down
R: 4 / I: 1
Britbong
Shoelaces untied
Hates dogs
He can't multiply
Some kind of autism is measured out in miles
What makes you think that we don't know your posting style?
Child-like
No one understands
Pecker
In your purple hands
Your Mymy feet porn folder growing through the years
You don't know half the fun of drinking all your tears

You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
Are you lonely Mr. Coswork freak?

Namefag
Coaling up the board
Coomer
No faith in the Lord
Some kind of annoyance is only found in you
You think you're gemmy, but you haven't got a clue

You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
Are you lonely Mr. Coswork Freak?

Hey Coswork! Hey Coswork!
Hey Coswork! Hey Coswork!
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boring ass class
R: 0 / I: 0
>deep fried food is…le BAD!
R: 1 / I: 0
how does this make you feel
R: 7 / I: 2
new
R: 2 / I: 0
is he a gem
R: 2 / I: 0
jooeoeoeoeoeoeoe
R: 0 / I: 0
>samefagging OP doing something embarrassing
R: 5 / I: 1
all you niggers suck
R: 7 / I: 5

ship of theseus

redraw one line
say what line
R: 3 / I: 0
hyperborean flag
R: 11 / I: 4

/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

sharty is dead edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread (hit bump limit):
>https://archive.is/8QMWN
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Are there any good variants to come from the sharty other than smugjak?
R: 1 / I: 1
proto-babyjak thread
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not a good shemmy day without at least one stuckwin thread
R: 1 / I: 1
do something funny I'm bored
R: 7 / I: 4
>trump has to work at mcd's
trump bros
R: 1 / I: 0
just witnessed nate, smugjak and soytan having a gangbang
R: 1 / I: 0
just witnessed sean, mameson and tama having a gangbang
R: 93 / I: 156

/trade/ - shemmy OC edition

previous thread:
IAS dump, ideally IAS made here on the shemmy like pic rel
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Ban anybody who uses the english flag bacause only someone named viasani (or however you spell his clearly not native name because he's a jeet) would use the english flag.
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What a dead fucking shithole of a site there's no point in hosting it anymore just shit it down
R: 4 / I: 1
>i know common rebuttals to my argument, therefore it's bulletproof!
R: 12 / I: 5
6 new posts in the last 2 minutes. Yep, we're back.
R: 0 / I: 0
dead site kek shut it down or sell it to me
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old 'toss
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jo
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no idea what situation i'd post this in so i'm posting it now
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joe hawley
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more joe
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another joe please
R: 4 / I: 2
new 'toss
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joe on the 'log
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goodmorning shemmy
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>It's a well known fact you have to practice before you take bbc (in africa they had mini-bbc dildos which they would give to women before they took their first bbc) which is why traditional western culture is so concerned with maintaining virginity
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It's a well known fact you have to practice before you take bbc (in africa they had mini-bbc dildos which they would give to women before they took their first bbc) which is why traditional western culture is so concerned with maintaining virginity
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>I hecking love sci-ACK
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cat image thread
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this nigger was so dead it made me alive again kek
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>2pph.party
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I want to have gay sex with the /soy/ janitor YotsubaNIGGER so fucking badly its unbelievable how much I want to fuck him
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I (16M) bottomed for the first time thanks to the BNWO tonight. The top was another white guy I fucked before I got into the BNWO, but I convinced him to fuck me while we partied. His cock is a decent size, definitely not anything comparable to BBC, but once I started getting used to it I really enjoyed it. I plan to keep practicing with other inferior cocks until I'm ready to take a BBC like a true white boy. Wanted to share the good news and encourage anyone else on the fence to take a chance and go for it.
R: 0 / I: 0
this is what shemalie servers run on btw
R: 9 / I: 1
canonically sean is a furry twink while nate and jake are female
R: 3 / I: 1
does anyone have this one but with plier
R: 12 / I: 2
i get no enjoyment from this site anymore all of the posts on the log are boring
R: 33 / I: 6

/vt/ 88000000 GET IS APPROACJING

GET READY TO STEAL IT
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=88000000&chan=4chan
https://4chan.org/vt/
R: 3 / I: 1
I got a sixteen hour 'nish on 4trans because i called some pedophile a nigger on /aco/
R: 0 / I: 0
>not even fucking 5pph
KEEEEEEEEEK OH NO NO NO SHOALLYKEKS KEEEEEEK
R: 2 / I: 0
new head scratcher stonetoss political comic
R: 268 / I: 147

/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

doctos edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread:
https://archive.md/IMSkm
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anyone here have a clean mattress?
R: 0 / I: 0
>remember kids, theres a universe where jfk materialises a guitar, nails the freebird solo and 360 no scopes lee harvey oswald
R: 1 / I: 0
skibidi
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I'm making mameson emojis
<[REDDIT SPACING]
What do you think?
R: 3 / I: 1
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE SHEMMY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️
R: 3 / I: 1
>durrrr durrrr we're making it out of the x with this one
Holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP IF I COULD DO IT I WOULD SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT KYS KYS KYS KYS
R: 6 / I: 1
shemmycuck hobbies: masturbating, watching troobait animation, playing video games
shartychad hobbies: lifting, reading history and beating up women, minorites and troons without getting arrested (white people are above the law)
R: 1 / I: 0
>what is a skeleton's favorite snack?
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got the whole squad laughing😐😐😐
R: 2 / I: 0
honestly, this is kind of locked
R: 0 / I: 0
I wish flying trains were a thing. Not normal public transport trains full of poor people, but cool luxurious flying trains with a view of space.
R: 6 / I: 2
why the fuck is it so dead here during mutt hours
R: 2 / I: 2
dis is nice board
R: 1 / I: 0
mameson vore gooning general
R: 2 / I: 2
You are now on the timeline in which nigger with a cigar became a massive meme that took over all of the soysphere.
R: 17 / I: 4
don't check /y/
R: 0 / I: 0
tommy toaster comic #2: peanut butter panic
R: 0 / I: 0
gooning lobster shit american
R: 3 / I: 0
people are still obsessed about him o algo
R: 16 / I: 5
surely there was a better way to word this
R: 4 / I: 1
Activating..
Svvtbot v6.7 Enabled. Uptime: 0:00:00
Hello there, user Sean, how can I help you today?
R: 1 / I: 0
>we japanese characters speak espanol si
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just woke up
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I like the little headphone guy that shows up when you post mp3s
R: 15 / I: 2
im glad the sharty shut down i hope it stays this way forever war is over
R: 0 / I: 0
what a dead site
might as well rename it to soyaoi.party
R: 0 / I: 0
>ill let the beast out on you
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cmon niggas post something
R: 2 / I: 2
>do shemmycucks really kee- nom nom. im so full but i keep eating. nom nom mmmmph
R: 4 / I: 0
can we make a discord server
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kek why so dead
R: 1 / I: 0
>Angeleno has abandoned Discord.
R: 0 / I: 0
>We are open to hiring developers and anyone that has experience with PHP, Vichan and being a developer long term for us bECAUSE IM A BORDER HOPPING TRANTIFA CORDER WHO LIKE TO GET FUCK ED BY A BBC O ALGOS
R: 2 / I: 0
>mfw bleachbooru and mlpol are down at the same time
R: 5 / I: 0
I don't know if this will get anywhere but I was looking for a guitar and saw this and immediately thought "holy shit, I can make a soybass". I could probably paint it white, solder the pickup off, move it up and then paint white stripes on it so it looks like the gaping maw of a 'jak. Maybe I could get in a sean shirt and record a bass cover of cobman or whatever.
R: 7 / I: 5
What or who is "quote"?

I've been out of the loop
R: 1 / I: 0
KEK
/qa2/ is so good at spreading right wing values that even troons are being redpilled
R: 2 / I: 1
>Memory access violation.
R: 2 / I: 0
shemmycucks: making a joke about how thanos snapped your friends girlfriend after she died isn't cool because joking during serious events is bad
shartychads: making a joke about how thanos snapped your friends girlfriend after she died is bad because marvel is for soyboys
R: 2 / I: 2
where pph?
R: 0 / I: 0
draf cha cha cha
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
We are open to hiring developers and anyone that has experience with PHP, Vichan and being a developer long term for us. Due to constant botting, payment will be consisting of 150 to 600 USD per month on CashApp (and Monero if needed). If you are looking for a developer role, don't hesitate to email us. You will need a filled out portfolio and a list of what kind of projects (You) have worked on.
Payment will depend on how well the job is done but will stay in the range given.

mutt
    on email: mcdonaldsorsomething at 420blaze.it
doddermodd
    on email: gemgineer at cocaine.ninja
vadim
    on email: vadim.kolyma1990 at gmail.com
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well well well
R: 7 / I: 3
just got my bailot
first dubs get to pick who i vote for
R: 2 / I: 1
got a steak defrosting in the fridge 4 tomorrow…finally gonna have good ol straight meat back in my diet
R: 1 / I: 0
new stonetoss
R: 3 / I: 1
leno can you bring back gembooru for a few days just because the actual booru is down pretty please
R: 0 / I: 0
do you think this all could've been avoided if yeji was admin?
R: 2 / I: 1
>when shemalies make memes:
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esl fnf
R: 0 / I: 0
guys look theyre doing the wojak haha
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
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