Source: mykittybeans
Relationships are about trust. If you have to play detective it is time to move on.
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Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 1997
Alex, watching Farah work on a truck: God... can I get you pregnant?
Farah: No
Alex: Can you get ME pregnant?
Farah: *stops and slowly turns to stare at him*
Alex: ... is your silence acceptance or judgment?
Farah: I'm debating on that
Ed: Port.
Stede: It was rather good wasn't it? You know, some people say it's too sweet but I--
Ed: Port!
Stede: Yes, that's what I was saying. I don't think it's too sweet, at all --
**Sound of Ed grabbing for the wheel while the Revenge runs over a speed buoy**
Stede: Oh.
Ed: It's fine. Fuck that buoy.
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger