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bill jensen pay pay
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bibisi
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hi
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j
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cockus lost
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not a good shemmy day without at least one stuckwin thread
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jjjjj
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shemmmmmmyyyyyyyy
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hello again shemmy
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hi im back
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hyperborean flag
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do something funny I'm bored
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ship of theseus

redraw one line
say what line
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>wait, what? rapeson's out terrorizing the town again?
>…i wonder if he'll stop if i give him some soylent! that always cheers me up!
(later)
>mmmmmh
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>trump has to work at mcd's
trump bros
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Mameson thread

ITT: Post mamesons
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just witnessed nate, smugjak and soytan having a gangbang
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just witnessed sean, mameson and tama having a gangbang
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/trade/ - shemmy OC edition

previous thread:
IAS dump, ideally IAS made here on the shemmy like pic rel
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Ban anybody who uses the english flag bacause only someone named viasani (or however you spell his clearly not native name because he's a jeet) would use the english flag.
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since ive already buckbroken you and 80% of your posters have gone ill make a deal
1200 usd, this site becomes my bunker/sharty redirect. no more bothering with accounts and the jannysluttas finally get a paycheck.
thoughts?
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/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

sharty is dead edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread (hit bump limit):
>https://archive.is/8QMWN
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What a dead fucking shithole of a site there's no point in hosting it anymore just shit it down
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>i know common rebuttals to my argument, therefore it's bulletproof!
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6 new posts in the last 2 minutes. Yep, we're back.
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dead site kek shut it down or sell it to me
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old 'toss
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idea: we round up the entire population of earth and make them eat a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk. If they can't eat it without getting sick, we kill them. We'll wipe out most of the common food allergies in one fell swoop!

feel free to improve on this plan
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jjjjjjj
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jooeoeoeoeoeoeoe
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jo
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Reminder that all gapejack posters are gooner furfags and should be banned
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joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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no idea what situation i'd post this in so i'm posting it now
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oy vey more joe
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Britbong
Shoelaces untied
Hates dogs
He can't multiply
Some kind of autism is measured out in miles
What makes you think that we don't know your posting style?
Child-like
No one understands
Pecker
In your purple hands
Your Mymy feet porn folder growing through the years
You don't know half the fun of drinking all your tears

You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
Are you lonely Mr. Coswork freak?

Namefag
Coaling up the board
Coomer
No faith in the Lord
Some kind of annoyance is only found in you
You think you're gemmy, but you haven't got a clue

You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
You're a Coswork freak
Are you lonely Mr. Coswork Freak?

Hey Coswork! Hey Coswork!
Hey Coswork! Hey Coswork!
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hi shemmyjanjans
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a few more joe shipments please
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joe h
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joe hawley
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more joe
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another joe please
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new 'toss
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joe on the 'log
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goodmorning shemmy
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>It's a well known fact you have to practice before you take bbc (in africa they had mini-bbc dildos which they would give to women before they took their first bbc) which is why traditional western culture is so concerned with maintaining virginity
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It's a well known fact you have to practice before you take bbc (in africa they had mini-bbc dildos which they would give to women before they took their first bbc) which is why traditional western culture is so concerned with maintaining virginity
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>I hecking love sci-ACK
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cat image thread
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this nigger was so dead it made me alive again kek
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>2pph.party
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I want to have gay sex with the /soy/ janitor YotsubaNIGGER so fucking badly its unbelievable how much I want to fuck him
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I (16M) bottomed for the first time thanks to the BNWO tonight. The top was another white guy I fucked before I got into the BNWO, but I convinced him to fuck me while we partied. His cock is a decent size, definitely not anything comparable to BBC, but once I started getting used to it I really enjoyed it. I plan to keep practicing with other inferior cocks until I'm ready to take a BBC like a true white boy. Wanted to share the good news and encourage anyone else on the fence to take a chance and go for it.
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Inter-board Banner Contest

Hello Shemmy! We’re having an inter-board banner contest that will run until next Saturday, October 26th. The resolution for the banners must be 468x60.

Here are a list of boards that are currently in need of a bannerlink:
- /soy/ - Soyjaks
- /qa/ - Question & Answer
- /f/ - Flash
- /ptb/ - Public Testing Board
- /y/ - Yaoi

You’re also welcome to create more inter-board banners for other boards if you’d like. Have fun!
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long cat thread
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this is what shemalie servers run on btw
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drawing tama (almost) daily thread
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canonically sean is a furry twink while nate and jake are female
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actblue kike shills have been memoryholing this for decades now

I cant multiply i cant tie my shoes im scared of dogs and i only eat fast food i cant bike i cant swim
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improvised booru thread

post jaks
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does anyone have this one but with plier
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/rg/ - Requests General

request soyjaks to be made here
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gn
antihomelessweezerbench
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i get no enjoyment from this site anymore all of the posts on the log are boring
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i need this book
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boy! give them hats back
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I cant multiply i cant tie my shoes im scared of dogs and i only eat fast food i cant bike i cant swim
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/vt/ 88000000 GET IS APPROACJING

GET READY TO STEAL IT
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=88000000&chan=4chan
https://4chan.org/vt/
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why did i have the vocaloid autism and not the… actually USEFUL shit other people care about autism
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I got a sixteen hour 'nish on 4trans because i called some pedophile a nigger on /aco/
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>not even fucking 5pph
KEEEEEEEEEK OH NO NO NO SHOALLYKEKS KEEEEEEK
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goodnight Vadim
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https://cytu.be/r/markeltlad
cytube
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new head scratcher stonetoss political comic
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joe is back
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anyone here have a clean mattress?
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I don't think we have enough Joe yet
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did Joe win yet
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joe
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j
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joe Hawley
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Joseph joey joe
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we need more Joe shipments
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hi more Joe please
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joe h
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skibidi
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>remember kids, theres a universe where jfk materialises a guitar, nails the freebird solo and 360 no scopes lee harvey oswald
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rip maui
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oh my God I love forcing the Joe Hawley IAS edit on every soi imageboard possible oy vey it feels so good im gooning to the idea of forcing it on the farty as i type
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I'm making mameson emojis
<[REDDIT SPACING]
What do you think?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuckffuufkcu fufkc fuck fuck fuck fcuk
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WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE SHEMMY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️
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new
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>durrrr durrrr we're making it out of the x with this one
Holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP IF I COULD DO IT I WOULD SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT KYS KYS KYS KYS
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shemmycuck hobbies: masturbating, watching troobait animation, playing video games
shartychad hobbies: lifting, reading history and beating up women, minorites and troons without getting arrested (white people are above the law)
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h
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>soygem.party servers at the current moment
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>what is a skeleton's favorite snack?
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got the whole squad laughing😐😐😐
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honestly, this is kind of locked
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I wish flying trains were a thing. Not normal public transport trains full of poor people, but cool luxurious flying trains with a view of space.
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>home ip banned on 4cuck for 3 days
>post as soon as it expires
>banned on same ip for ban evasion
>appeal denied
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why the fuck is it so dead here during mutt hours
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dis is nice board
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mameson vore gooning general
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You are now on the timeline in which nigger with a cigar became a massive meme that took over all of the soysphere.
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don't check /y/
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no man to lovingly hug me and tell me its okay owahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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tommy toaster comic #2: peanut butter panic
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gooning lobster shit american
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people are still obsessed about him o algo
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surely there was a better way to word this
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Activating..
Svvtbot v6.7 Enabled. Uptime: 0:00:00
Hello there, user Sean, how can I help you today?
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>we japanese characters speak espanol si
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just woke up
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I like the little headphone guy that shows up when you post mp3s
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im glad the sharty shut down i hope it stays this way forever war is over
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I put images of tama on whiteboards for people to draw and these were the results:
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what a dead site
might as well rename it to soyaoi.party
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>ill let the beast out on you
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cmon niggas post something
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>do shemmycucks really kee- nom nom. im so full but i keep eating. nom nom mmmmph
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Are there any good variants to come from the sharty other than smugjak?
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can we make a discord server
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I keep this on my desk at all times because its good for killing turks that invade my house and unlike bug spray its non toxic to humans, aswell as that its fully automatic
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kek why so dead
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>Angeleno has abandoned Discord.
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>We are open to hiring developers and anyone that has experience with PHP, Vichan and being a developer long term for us bECAUSE IM A BORDER HOPPING TRANTIFA CORDER WHO LIKE TO GET FUCK ED BY A BBC O ALGOS
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>mfw bleachbooru and mlpol are down at the same time
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I don't know if this will get anywhere but I was looking for a guitar and saw this and immediately thought "holy shit, I can make a soybass". I could probably paint it white, solder the pickup off, move it up and then paint white stripes on it so it looks like the gaping maw of a 'jak. Maybe I could get in a sean shirt and record a bass cover of cobman or whatever.
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What or who is "quote"?

I've been out of the loop
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>We are open to hiring skibidi toilet and anyone that has experience with PHP, Vichan and being a skibidi toilet long term for us. Due to constant braps, payment will be consisting of 150 to 600 USD per month on CashApp (and Monero if needed). If you are looking for a skibidi toilet role, don't hesitate to email us. You will need a filled out portfolio and a list of what kind of projects (You) have worked on.
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if your girl:
laughs for no one else
when youre away she puts her makeup on the shelf
when youre away she never leaves the house
has eyes in the back of her head
thats supposed to be MY GIRL. tell her it's over now
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every so often i get the urge to make the gay suicide rate go up by one person
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gn i basically am napping atp
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KEK
/qa2/ is so good at spreading right wing values that even troons are being redpilled
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>Memory access violation.
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suggest some pokemon for me preferably stuff from gens 1-5
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shemmycucks: making a joke about how thanos snapped your friends girlfriend after she died isn't cool because joking during serious events is bad
shartychads: making a joke about how thanos snapped your friends girlfriend after she died is bad because marvel is for soyboys
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where pph?
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draf cha cha cha
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We are open to hiring developers and anyone that has experience with PHP, Vichan and being a developer long term for us. Due to constant botting, payment will be consisting of 150 to 600 USD per month on CashApp (and Monero if needed). If you are looking for a developer role, don't hesitate to email us. You will need a filled out portfolio and a list of what kind of projects (You) have worked on.
Payment will depend on how well the job is done but will stay in the range given.

mutt
    on email: mcdonaldsorsomething at 420blaze.it
doddermodd
    on email: gemgineer at cocaine.ninja
vadim
    on email: vadim.kolyma1990 at gmail.com
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well well well
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just got my bailot
first dubs get to pick who i vote for
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got a steak defrosting in the fridge 4 tomorrow…finally gonna have good ol straight meat back in my diet
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knee surgery
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new stonetoss
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leno can you bring back gembooru for a few days just because the actual booru is down pretty please
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do you think this all could've been avoided if yeji was admin?
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>"crick"
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give it up
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>when shemalies make memes:
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esl fnf
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>gay
>mentally ill
>experiencing horrors beyond human comprehension (a bit of a stretch though)
please return me to the tumblr user who made me! they want me back
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guys look theyre doing the wojak haha
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>um kamala didn't psychically beam into every woman's minds a promise she would start a civil war where all men under 6'1 would perish you delusional chud take your meds
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>racists for kamala
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the real business inquiries anon just killed himself.

look what you guys did
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i have to fucking piss but i dont want to get up
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weight goals
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i miss the zelligniggers like you wouldn't believe
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>formula
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dead site
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>/soy/ - random sfw
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quads
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On the shemmynigger clock every hour is dead nigger hour cause they're all dead niggers
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>If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
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This site is literally the modern day jarty
0 pph
even it's rival splinters are more alive
made for seemingly no reason
administration doesn't care at all

the grave is already dug shemmyshit…. time to put this dead nigger down
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Would the netherlands be a part of hyperborea?
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>Quoting threads will never catch on and contribute nothing to the site.
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>makes low effort 4chan rip off
>puts 0 hours into it
>sells it for money
how did soot win so hard
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>ka'chava males
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What a dead fucking site it's literally more dead than the fucking swinny at this point kek
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>>go off sis
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>go off sis
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bobson
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>holy shit new soylent flavor drow yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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this dirt eating inbred 70 iq congolese vantablackest nigger of a site is deader than the vacuum of space that exists outside of the known universe where there is nothing not even dust
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"oh boy i cant wait to take a shitton of benadryl!"
the hatman:
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>janitor.ai? they're coming for my job!
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my pph checker… no… i need to see pph
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newest stonetoss
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good morning
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/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

doctos edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread:
https://archive.md/IMSkm
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i went to the bathroom to take a piss and in the mirror i saw a hisa
also jesus christ i dont wanna get up
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i tryed to do this irl ama
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11:11pm
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goop realm 5000
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hi shemmy im posting from hell. so the thing is i died of a seizure and now im in hell. the thing is, despite the fact that im dead and my skin is burning off im still more alive than the chinny and the swinny keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. i dont mind much at least theres wifi in hell. music is trash though all of it is out of tune
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proto-babyjak thread
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https://www.costume-world.com.au/product/pinocchio-nose/
?????????????????????????????????????
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if i self insert as neil cicierega again i will finally be fine with being a human
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scott the woz poptart
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>keep silent
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>i hate doomers
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>shoally has accounts so all the newGODS will go to the chinny or just kill themselves now that the farty is down
>mfw
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>booru died of aids
>can't make oc because i can't get templates of soyjaks from the booru
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