less_retarded_wiki

main page, file list (602), source, all in md+txt+html+pdf, commit RSS feed, report abuse, stats, random article, consoomer version

Data Hoarding

WORK IN PROGRESS

Data hoarding means larger than normal focus on collecting data, often in bigger quantities, most commonly by downloading them from the Internet. Frankly speaking it may or may not be a disease -- this will depend on whether the activity is done well and contributes to one's well being and increasing good in the world or if it's just a pointless obsession wasting away one's life and enslaving him to the machine. Is data hoarding good? To a certain degree yes, it can achieve a lot of good, for example backing up and mirroring the Internet, helping you prep for a sudden Internet outage, and of course it may even lead you to digging out interesting things in the process. There is just the danger in it becoming an obsessive disorder, but if you're an addiction prone retard this danger lies basically in any activity at all such as eating, masturbating, drinking alcohol, playing games, smoking etcetc. Just think, use your brain, don't behave like an animal.

There is this famous case of a woman, Marion Stokes, who obsessively recorded TV broadcast on VHS tapes (some 70000 of them) -- her archive nowadays provides a very valuable historical record of footage that would otherwise have been lost. While this is the case of hoarding detrimental to the individual's health, it did help society in the end.

How To Do It Well

Here let be an advice to the good data hoarder.

How To Do It Wrong

Do the opposite of what's described above, download everything just in case, in the highest resolution you can find, develop an adrenaline kick just from the feeling of right clicking a file, buy as many hard drives as you can afford and then fill them up with everything you find, then cry at least whole day if one of them gets corrupted. Then set up an expensive system that will be keeping it all backed up, that will eat up electricity and space and require you to run around it and replace broken disks constantly, clean the dust and keep updating the software that powers it. Encrypt it all with a STRONG password that consists of 1000 absolutely random characters, dedicate 12 hours a day to memorizing this password (you mustn't write it down anywhere) and keep changing the password every month. If you forget the password get depressed and dope yourself with antidepressants so you can keep repeating this. Get attached to your collection like it's your waifu.

See Also


Powered by nothing. All content available under CC0 1.0 (public domain). Send comments and corrections to drummyfish at disroot dot org.