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It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there.
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over it october. no energy november. defeated december..
Price: I think we should see other people
Nik: Again?
Graves: Trying to walk away from me doesn't get you brownie points because you're always coming back
Price:
Bruce meeting his son: Damian. This is my headcanon and a comedic spin on the meet up. I just love the trope of "I have a child?!" Don't worry, Bruce loves his son, it's just a bit of a shock he wasn't rendered impotent from all his excursions as Batman.
Talia: Bruce, this is Damian. Damian, this is Bruce.
Damian holds out his hand for a handshake. Bruce obliges, but is unsure why he was being introduced to the young child.
Damian (confused): Why is he dressed like a bat?
Talia (mock sweetness): It's a thing he does.
Bruce (offended): Okay you don't have to talk about me in front of him. Why are you showing me this child?
Jason behind Bruce covers his mouth, chuckling.
Talia: He's my son.
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top five tricks for avoiding having to write dialogue:
- make it have no dialogue. call it stylistic
- have it and blame the awkwardness on the characters. say it's just how they talk.
- songfics. a great way to avoid writing dialogue. the lyrics express how they feel so you don't have to write their words yourself.
- kill the characters. fucking kill them. who's gonna talk if they're all dead?
- don't write. stare at your empty word doc and cry because your life has lost all meaning.
Mysterious Player Character: I have a confession to make... I am actually a dragon from out the abyss. I left because I did not like the ways they were exploiting us and how Orcus was treating my fellows. It is hard sometimes to relearn the ways of this world and not fall back into dark ways.
Warlock: Oh I totally understand. I'm actually being possessed right now by an Eldritch entity from the Far Realm and teaching him how to behave in Faerûn society has been really tough. Besties!
The normal-ish rest of the party: ...
had a fun experience on the subway the other day
Toby: [Being carried out of the bar by bouncers]
Y/N, trailing behind: He wasn’t starting a fight he’s just really bad at dancing I swear-
Accidentally locking eyes with the accursed Pomeranian thing at the store
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