Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Zorrosdens]

Man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "And you dear?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man lets out a big sigh , pauses, and then answers, "Well ... My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

The Ostrich says, "that's right."

Excellence in story composition/content...VERY satisfying!?

 

[Mark Coffey]

I raced my first generation RZR in North Texas for a year or two with TQRA. Back then the sport UTV was just starting out.
I have driven Vipers, Z06, rock crawling buggies and never had as much fun on 4 wheels as racing that thing with my daughter!

 

[Arc Light]

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Using the same mentality as in WWII, the US military actually replicated this experiment last year. The results were very disappointing.

They found that an iPhone shaped grenade could only be thrown about 10 yards on average.

 

[Longshot231]

Excellence in story composition/content...VERY satisfying!?

I cannot claim credit for writing but just wanted to pass it along.

 

[Arc Light]

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Joe Biden pictured on right butt-cheek at age 3. All the tell-tale signs were there, but ignored.

 

[Rick_3]

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This is why we need an OMFG Button. WOW!!!!

 

[Dirty D]

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What is really going on here

 

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[Newbie2020]

I bought the cheap scratchy toilet paper the other day, because that’s what there was, and my wife said, “But you don’t have to wipe a vagina!”

My operating system froze up due to an overload of potential responses.....

What is really going on here

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[powdahound76]

Some gals I work with like to backpack a lot (cute straight chicks too!). I qualify because a good number of them in CO are either not attractive and/or angry lesbian type.

They got some funny thing of microfiber that they can clean up with after peeing, wash in a creek or lake, and dries really quick for the next use.

Guess they didnt wanna tote all the TP for a 5-6 day trip. Or to avoid the smell and/or rash associated if left damp.

They have used them and say they work dandy.

I think they may be using them now to preserve TP due to people overbuying. Not sure.

 

[PDXGS]

Microfiber Lens cloths..... Just saying

 

[DROWN]

Some gals I work with like to backpack a lot (cute straight chicks too!). I qualify because a good number of them in CO are either not attractive and/or angry lesbian type.

They got some funny thing of microfiber that they can clean up with after peeing, wash in a creek or lake, and dries really quick for the next use.

Guess they didnt wanna tote all the TP for a 5-6 day trip. Or to avoid the smell and/or rash associated if left damp.

They have used them and say they work dandy.

I think they may be using them now to preserve TP due to people overbuying. Not sure.

I thought this was picture thread. Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[7.62willdo]

Would someone please start a motorcycle/4 wheeler team room so they stop interfering with our guns and boobs.......just sayin......

 

[Jaron3]

Would someone please start a motorcycle/4 wheeler team room so they stop interfering with our guns and boobs.......just sayin......

AAAHAHAHAHAHA! ?

 

[Zorrosdens]

I thought this was picture thread. Pics or it didn't happen

THATS RIGHT, WE NEED INFORMATION & PICS! Come onnnnnn, Hound! Stop teasin’ us! Anything...Sweet Thing face, out-take, anything...we like a good build up and you doin’ a fine job of it so far...just one, that’s all we ask, ...crosses fingers.

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

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[spartan67]

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Beat a national champion at this race.
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This was after a race where the temp was 31 degrees. The mud froze to the quad and would not come off till it thawed. I actually weighed my helmet when I got home. 35 pounds.

looks like fun times!
It reminds me when I used to take my Honda 185 3 wheeler out in the fall here in CNY

 

[Decoy]

Would someone please start a motorcycle/4 wheeler team room so they stop interfering with our guns and boobs.......just sayin......

For many years this has been a motivation thread so it is open to what motivates you, so motorcycles stay. You are always welcome to open up a "Titties and Gun" thread!

Of course when I say "open to what motivates you" that does not state, imply, insinuate, hint or otherwise suggest, sanction, endorse, consent to or approve of ugly women, fat women or man boobs.

You know who you are!

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

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[hermosabeach]

 

[DROWN]

ugly women,

That's why we have paper bags

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Jungle George]

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Wow, those are beautiful!

 

[Jungle George]

For @barneybdb ?

.22 lr w/ 16" barrel. Why? I don't know. But I have to have one. Why? I don't know.

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Sounds reasonable to me!

 

[DROWN]

Good summary of America right now

 

[Toney198]

anyone know if this new virus causes severe sweating?

 

[DROWN]

you mean swelling

 

[Arc Light]

But, he doesn't doesn't have COVID-19 and everyone is at least 6' apart. That's the important thing.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

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[Qwkcrss]

 

[BadDogPSD]

Wow, those are beautiful!

One of the fun aspects of this thread. You see a comment like this and click the quoted link, not knowing if you're going to see nice cars, nice, guns, nice boobs, nice butts, etc.!

 

[Nick_or_Rutledge]

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Looks like your camera has a few dead pixels...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Jaron3]

looks like fun times!
It reminds me when I used to take my Honda 185 3 wheeler out in the fall here in CNY

2 hour long adrenaline rush so it’s very fun times. A buddy of mine races and rides 3 wheelers. He has a couple Honda 200s. 2 are hard tails and one is a soft tail. He has the soft tail built to the moon. He had to cut the frame to fit the carb on it. He’s a mad scientist. Haha

 

[168BTHPM]

Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined

BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.

According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.

"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."

He shrugged. "It's just science."

Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.

"Finally, a virus that ignores the demiboys, dragonkin, and those who identify as tater tots," said one activist in Portland. "It's about time the tables were turned. Thanks, COVID-19!" He then headed over to his local Communist cafe to lick a doorknob -- "just my little way of showing my gratitude."

 

[Sgt47]

Steve McQueen thread made me dig this one out.

 

[DROWN]

Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined

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BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.

According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.

"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."

He shrugged. "It's just science."

Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.

"Finally, a virus that ignores the demiboys, dragonkin, and those who identify as tater tots," said one activist in Portland. "It's about time the tables were turned. Thanks, COVID-19!" He then headed over to his local Communist cafe to lick a doorknob -- "just my little way of showing my gratitude."

Tater tots. Fuckin brilliant.