Sometimes my x-ray glasses work on shirts as well as dresses. And during those times I thank science and God. A voyeuristic generous god.
It’s almost no fun when humans wear too-friendly of x-ray friendly clothing. Almost.
These one-piece-of-fabric dresses that are all the rage these days is a great boone to my x-ray glasses. It’s almost like they don’t even have to work!
Whomever invented the idea of white shirts and no bra has my undying appreciation. At least until I die!
Sometimes the glasses don’t work all the way and I can’t see everything like I intended. But that’s when my good buddy Sol comes in and takes over!
“I bet the x-ray glasses don’t work when I’m sitting down.” Oh you, you’re so wrong!
Apparently my x-ray glasses can see panties just fine, but not nipples this time. I think I need to make some adjustments.
My x-ray glasses even work on celebrities. No one is safe!
X-ray glasses working at mid-strength. It even sees through underwear!
Clearly this woman is aware of what a bastion of science appreciation I have. What a show off!
Destination: ass, panties, legs, and beyond!
One of these days I will get a gif of my x-ray glasses working, just you wait and see!
One of the benefits of my x-ray glasses is that they are also invisible. It’s like I don’t have any super powers at all!
I don’t know about you, but I like almost having superpowers… it’s so empowering!
Here is an example of my x-ray glasses working indoors in an ancient land. They worshipped the sun in ancient times; who can blame them?!
I guess we know why they call them sundresses now, right? Because they are yellow like the sun, Sol!
Stretching out apparently diminishes the power of my x-ray glasses. Those crafty humans!
These advertisers must have bought a lens for their camera that work like my glasses. I bought some perfume today that I didn’t even know I wanted!
If I set my xray glasses to max range, I see too much… way too much. They are only set to a low range.
Everywhere I go I feel like a superhuman! I can see forever. And by forever, I mean panties!