SAM

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SAM
@XEXEEZY
sweet caroline bwoom bwoom bwoom
Joined December 2020
1,012 Following
106.3K Followers

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SAM
@XEXEEZY
He looks like a dictator giving an evil speech
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cabby
@cabby
these pictures are unbelievable
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
send this img to a 15 y/o boy to make them disintegrate into dust
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popculture
@notgwendalupe
christian bale, 1998
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Fetish gear is kinda hard like I’m not even into this shit but this would go hard as fuck in some horror game
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mr online
@Absolunar
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Having to pee while having a boner is actually terrifying cause like you straight up just piss blood. And you cant just make the boner go away so you just gotta hold it in 💔
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louisa🍉
@stabfreeman
i can’t believe i’ll never know what it’s like to get a boner
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
This is wholesome but the implications of it being posted by ”idiots caught on camera” is killing me
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Idiots Caught On Camera
@IdiotsInCamera
Autistic non-verbal boy speaks directly to his mother for the first time
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
ok i dont wanna be a hater for no reason, but how hard was it for them to just give him a plain cyan shirt
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fifi
@fifibunfifibun
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Why does this random fucking guy have such a large platform like I’ve never seen him do or say anything remotely interesting or impressive. Not even hating on what he said I’m just confused by Asmongold’s existence
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Dexerto
@Dexerto
“If Stellar Blade is an 8, this is a 10. And I think Stellar Blade is a phenomenal game.” Asmongold was blown away by Black Myth: Wukong and revealed why it deserves Game of the Year
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
can we skip the whole ”companies beefing over twitter” part and skip straight to cyberpunk corpo wars. prove which is the superior product through bloodshed
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TeamSpeak
@teamspeak
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
dude its SO easy to find shitty furries yet u chose the nicest looking furry possible wtf
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matt
@_mattt4
These furry people make me sick, get them some help holy shit
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
we need to cherish ppl who still make voice impressions instead of AI slop
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Nanno
@VeryCansado
grinning buddies x.com/voicelessfores…
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
The way my smile vanished the moment I realized this was AI
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⚠️Igor Brıgadır 🇺🇦
@IgorBrigadir
Can I come over and do this
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Hi guys. I wanted to make a quick apology. I’m sorry for drawing my sona beating another artist’s oc to death with hammers in excruciatingly gory detail. I misunderstood what art fight was, please forgive me as I am only human and we all make mistakes.
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
2013 kids: *proceeds to show the most boring ass footage ever*
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Lex ✝️
@MrTLexify
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
What is this 13 y/o sigma redpill ass edit over him having PTSD bro 😭
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Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
Psychologically disturbed World War 1 soldier who experiences shell shock when shown part of his uniform
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
only youtubers would fail at this game bc they’re the only people that exaggerate their reactions enough to scream at jumpscares
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Dexerto
@Dexerto
This horror game restarts everytime you scream
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Epstein was dripped tf out damn
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James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT
Replying to @JamesLucasIT
18. Five-year-old Albert Einstein, 1884
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
I said this in a deleted tweet before, but X is like the evil anti-fun company in a kids cartoon that takes over the world and drains all the colors and makes fun illegal
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Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave
Twitter is replacing the ‘bird house’ with a new home icon
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Does Eminem’s fanbase suffer from mass psychosis or something
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Frog 🇧🇷
@Frog_ow2
This is a contender for WORST video I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen 1 man 1 jar
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Actually such a fumble bc lowkey an episode where they try to rehabilitate someone like hitler would be funny as fuck
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Akim 🐉ΘΔ ⊆ 🍉
@NotAkimFur
>show set in hell >it's full of gay people, gamblers, prostitutes, and mentally ill people >no dictators or fascists >no pedophiles What did Vivziepop mean by this
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
This is just like my penor when it foes that you know what (ejagolate). 😏
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Content Sludge
@ContentSludge
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SAM
@XEXEEZY
Crazy how the guy in the last clip in this actually died from snapping his neck and they just decided to animate Morty over it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The skater in the clip, Valentine Kuhlclip, did in fact survive, only suffering a fractured skull from the incident. twitter.com/composuresquad…
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