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in SatireTaylor Swift’s Eras Tour Sells Only 2,000 Tickets After Harris Endorsement Sparks Major Fan Backlash
In what could only be described as an unthinkable twist for the world’s pop music darling, Taylor Swift’s much-anticipated Eras Tour has sold a shockingly low 2,000 tickets following her controversial political endorsement. Yes, the woman who famously shut down Ticketmaster with the sheer demand for her tickets now finds herself performing to a stadium […] More
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in SatireNBC Comcast Blacklists ABC, “They Owe An Apology To The American People”
In a dramatic turn of events that has left millions of viewers staring at blank screens and scratching their heads, NBC Comcast has taken ABC off the air, citing what they describe as an “unforgivable betrayal” of journalistic integrity. According to NBC executives, ABC’s handling of the recent presidential debate, particularly their aggressive fact-checking of […] More
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in SatireLeaked Reports Claim George Soros Paid ABC Moderators $1 Million Each to Fact-Check Trump
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves across the political landscape—and provided endless fodder for conspiracy theorists—leaked reports have allegedly confirmed that billionaire George Soros paid $1 million to each ABC moderator. Yes, you heard that right. According to the explosive leak, ABC debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis walked away from their latest […] More
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in SatireABC Loses $27 Million in Advertising After Debate Fallout, “Won’t Be Hosting Any Debates In The Future”
In a development that can only be described as peak 2024 chaos, ABC has found itself $27 million poorer after losing five major advertisers in the wake of the latest presidential debate. The network, once a beacon of impartiality and trusted news, is now left clutching its pearls—and its bank account—after an explosive evening of […] More
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in SatireTaylor Swift’s Big Endorsement Costs Her $125 Million In Brand Deals
In a move that has left corporate sponsors shaking in their boardrooms and Swifties questioning their life choices, pop icon Taylor Swift has reportedly lost brand deals worth $125 million. The reason? Her latest, now-infamous political endorsement. You’d think after surviving Kanye, Scooter Braun, and the devastating breakup that fueled Red, Swift would be ready […] More
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in SatireDebate Moderators Linsey Davis And David Munir Reportedly Fired By ABC, “They Are A Disgrace To Their Profession”
In an unexpected twist that has left journalists and political pundits both stunned and bemused, ABC has announced the immediate firing of debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, accusing them of being a “disgrace to their profession.” Their crime? Fact-checking Donald Trump during the recent presidential debate—and daring to do it live on air. […] More
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Kamala Didn’t Need To Debate Trump. She Had the ABC Moderators Do That For Her While She Babbled Like An Idiot
In what has to be the most unconventional debate strategy ever witnessed on national television, Vice President Kamala Harris didn’t seem to need to actually debate former President Donald Trump during their highly anticipated showdown. Instead, she appeared to let the ABC moderators handle the hard parts while she casually babbled her way through 90 […] More
in FeaturedElon Musk Endorses The 45th, “Only A Red Wave Can Save This Country”
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention to his Twitter (sorry, X) feed lately, Elon Musk has officially entered the political fray. And, naturally, he did so in a manner that could only be described as quintessentially Musk—dramatic, disruptive, and with the flair of a man who has the resources […] More
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in FeaturedFact Checkers Reveal Kamala Harris Breaks Record with 29 Debate Lies, “She’s Pro At Lying”
In a stunning revelation that shocked exactly no one, NBC’s fact-checkers have determined that Vice President Kamala Harris lied an impressive 29 times during her recent debate with former President Donald Trump. This tally has left many asking: has Harris mastered the art of deception, or has she simply turned lying into a form of […] More
in SatireTexas Declares War on Lab-Grown Meat: ‘If It’s Printed, It’s Not Welcome Here!’
In a bold move that many say is as Texas as cowboy hats and BBQ brisket, the state has officially banned the sale of lab-grown meat, or as officials have dubbed it, “printed meat.” While the rest of the world wrestles with climate change, animal welfare, and sustainability, Texas has thrown its 10-gallon hat into […] More
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