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crash edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Cornering the Orange Juice Market:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPafskRMVM [Embed]

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>21141876 →
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I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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Fresh cope just released
>it's just seasonal bro just buy the dip bro
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Stage one on the rocket
Bulls go bye bye
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>>21144844
Based
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>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb8lrVzN7I4 [Embed]
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>darkness imprisoning me
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>>21144844
I ain't reading all that, so look I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.
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>>21144845
This but unironically
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>>21144845
Oh that's just like Winter Vagina, thank goodness
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>>21144835 (OP)
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>>21144856
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>>21144835 (OP)
>SOXL below 30
WE'RE FUCKED! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!
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>rolling for bounce
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The only thing I bought today....

>POWW

Mutt civil war 2.0 better pan out.
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>>21144835 (OP)
what have we slurped today folks?
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>>21144845
The polack bear is out of his cave, first buy signal, just waiting for Zanon now.
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SOX is right above the 200 DMA. Lum, do you plan to hold until gaps down tomorrow morning??
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How does he do it?
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>>21144867
i slurped a collection of horror dvd's at st vincent de paul for a buck a piece
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>>21144871
Kek - lmao.
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Protip: Double down on your least red position today.
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>>21144871
to be fair hes always shilling nvda
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>>21144867
I will NOT slurp until Zanon shows his stupid brown face
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Ahem:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ITS STILL GOING DOWN WHY WON'T IT STOP!!
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When did you faggots move to /bant/… I wanted to Bobo post on you faggots today
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okay bros there's no way this shit goes down tomorrow right?
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>>21144869
>first buy signal
slurp that generational dip, sell your belongings if you must
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NVIDIA JUST HIT DOUBLE DIGITS DOWN WTF WTF
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wow this is a big one
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I’m fed up with clown world
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>>21144887
of course not. only a FOOL would sell at these ridiculously low prices
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>>21144890
Even Cramer doesn’t know what to say
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>>21144886
when they did the email verification shit, was months ago....we're you in the /biz/ thread this whole time?
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>>21144886
/biz/ tranny jannies implemented a email verification and flags here are pretty nice.
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>>21144890
ON NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
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>>21144886
We've been here since like June, at least
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DING DING DIN- sike 10 minutes to go
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power 10 minutes buy buy buy close your shorts
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>>21144896
Heh nothing personal kid
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Why doesn't lum wear pants?
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>>21144892
Thats a man
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>>21144886
Months ago. The jannies on /biz/ are fags.
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>tried to catch a falling knife
>-18%
I will not learn anything from this.
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>>21144907
So men have faster access.
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Bobos post your positions. Let's do a victory lap.
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Deploying more capital - steady lads
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Its so fucking over I shidded and farded and solded everythang
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>>21144879
FUCK I DID ON MY MOST RED POSITION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I fully expect the SPY to go at least +$5 green tomorrow
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>>21144899

OpenAI designing their own chips: >>21144859

SELL SELL SELL
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NIGAPEDVIDEO
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I'm so fucked
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this is all because Joe Biden needs to appeal to the arabs in his base for that cunt to win the re-election. If we just sent in the 6 seals that killed Obama, we could have saved the 6 hostages and avoided this red. This RED is a direct result of Hamas's capturing of the hostages on October 7th of last year. FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN YOU WEAK ASS BITCH LAME DUCK NIGGER!!!
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>>21144916
I understood that reference!
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>>21144891
UUUU
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>>21144907
Because some stupid bears stole them to sniff them.
How does lum smell like bros?
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>>21144886
Biz jannies are trannies so everyone moved here. The one up on biz is just a formality so that people have a reason to post on that board at all. It's dying because it's nothing but crapto and I don't care. Not going back.
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>>21144924
Anime buttholes will save the market!
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I feel nothing
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you have 8 minutes to decide your fate
tick tock.
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VIX to 40 by next week at the latest
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>>21144912
why don't we have single days that pump 18%
no. no, we have to SLOWLY over weeks go back up. the only violent moves are down

FUCK
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>>21144914
My positions are still red lmao oops

>>21144921
I think in hindsight we'll see that NVDA was on borrowed time in the datacentre AI space
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man, just imagine if you were in SOXL today, heh, couldn't be me!
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>>21144897
>>21144898
>>21144900
I hadn’t been back to /biz/ since early spring and wanted to dunk on mumu’s during the yen carry trade when it unwound several weeks ago and it was super dead
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We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart)
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VIX 35%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Blow off top rally now in play. Small caps will lead.
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>>21144914
I'm only sharting Affirm sar.
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>>21144945
You won't believe you're eyes!
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>>21144943
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>>21144949
zeek.....
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>>21144924
Thats a very big butthole imagine the size of her smelly turds
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switch bullish RIGHT NOW
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>>21144937
Because hedgies need to make all the options they sold expire worthless.
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>>21144943
Its I hope we never part retard.
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You SOXL'd when you should've NVDQ'd
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>>21144942
Last I heard the threads on /biz/ can last for a week or two at a time
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>>21144948
Wall of worry has been rebuilt. Bulls will inherit the earth.
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>september has historically almost always been bad
>it's bad again
>smug bobo images
it's all so tiresome
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BUDDY- YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO
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>>21144967
We should go back.
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>>21144970
tired of winning
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>>21144948
NO DAVID!
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this dip better hold until thursday when i get paid
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>>21144968
In all seriousness, this is the type of day that makes me believe you.
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>september
yeah, but i didn't expect the dump to start literally hour one
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>>21144977
you don't have moneytree or kneepads in leafland?
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SOXL SISTAHS......
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>>21144981
Yeah i'm getting fucking heemed
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>>21144980
we do but im incredibly autistic about debt and loans.
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>>21144976
holy BASED

we need to deport all muslims
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This would be a convenient time for brokerage websites to mysteriously stop working
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How does this work? How do they make the number of shares go down?
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Ding?
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>>21144989
they had to sell the bell, we're all broke now
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>>21144989
this is how the market dies.
not with a dong but with a ding.
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>>21144976
>I support israel
fuck kikes
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>>21144989
Couldn't even break -10K. Pathetic.
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>>21144981
Based
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>>21144976
I mean, his name is David, so... Anyway, TKD.
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>>21144991
kek
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Ding anon is missing.... not a good sign

How did you all do today
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How'd it go today boys
-5% here
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>>21144991
kek
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>>21144989
The bell done cracked, anon.
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>>21144835 (OP)
Oh look, I am losing all my money again
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>>21144984
no loans chad, i kneel
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>>21144989
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i'm not fucking checking mate
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i accidentally invested in the wrong kind of chips but i'm up! im way UP!
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>>21144979
It's sus. I suspect a bear trap. Too many people were talking about September bad
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I miss dingdingdinganon
>+15.88%
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>>21144999
Checked and dinganon/poemanon/banganon is likely no longer with us
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>>21145000
-47.5%
absolutely devastated
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+3%.
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>>21145012
how does that even happen
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>>21144989
-4.3, could have been worse. I have my slurp allowance ready for tomorrow
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>>21144988
Share buy backs.
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Vol decay has been raping SOXL recently.
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>>21144989
2.4k realized from 0dte puts but still -3%
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>>21145022
Options I assume
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>>21145022
He was probably trading options on a leveraged ETF.
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>>21145012
Jesus…it was all just for bantz
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>>21144988
When a corporation owns shares of itself, it can cancel them
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>>21145022
call options at open
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>>21144989
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Cashbros check in here
One at a time please
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That retarded Algo slurp at the close.
Delaying the inevitable
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I have two overnight positions

1. Long BOIL
2. Long SPY
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>>21145007
it's cool ranch or bust
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>>21145012
Anon...
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>>21144999
-.44%
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>21145009
>>21145011
Sadly we couldn’t save him
Down 1.4%
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>>21145005
this
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>>21145024
>>21145032
I see, so Fagpple has been creating an illusion by making the share price go up more than its market cap.
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>>21145073
Present
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>>21145000
+30.61% lmao. I'm back!
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>>21145083
You're a special kinda stupid aren't you
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>>21145083
No, buying back shares and canceling them is legitimate and common
Apple publicly announced it would do this, as it's required to do, so investors were not surprised or fooled
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Should I hold my SOXS overnight or sell now, ah?
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You guys are all missing the bigger picture. This pull back in FAGMAN-7 we saw today is healthy for the market because now all the money that came out is going to go back into the market into other sectors to keep this bull run going.
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>>21145025
LETF niggers are getting fucked but what else is new lmao
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>>21145099
If you are worried about this, self half now.
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>>21145100
this but unironically
theres literally nowhere else to put your money besides stocks
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>>21145093
Explain your insult, hue monkey

>>21145098
Yeah but people look at price charts not market cap charts
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>>21145101
that's over the last two months btw
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Monthlies look good here.
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>>21145101
Holy fuck that's bad.
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>>21145104
T-bill and chill
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>>21145105
>Yeah but people look at price charts not market cap charts
Unsophisticated investors do, true, but the regulators' position is that the investor is responsible for doing his own research
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>>21145119
ok better hurry before rates start falling
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I lost so much money today bros. I'm shorting everything for the rest of the month, going full retard bobomode.
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>>21145123
i literally told you to go long at the end of the day
you are going to lose again tomorrow
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SOXL will be reverse split by end of Sept
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>>21145123
So... your strategy for making money is to gamble like a crazy person?
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>>21145123
Based master baiter.
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>>21145126
There's just no way bro. Today was a sign that these nigger bears are out of their nigger caves. I'm joining them, you do as you like.
>>21145129
I only fuck with spy options and every move I make in my account is based on the flip of a quarter. I'm usually up bigly but today heemed me hard.
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>>21145140
>Today was a sign that these nigger bears are out of their nigger caves
ok maybe its THE BIG ONE or maybe youre getting coaxed into a snafu
we will see I guess
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>>21145147
>maybe youre getting coaxed into a snafu
You really think the composite actors would go out there and do that? Lie to the market?
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kek dumbfuck GameStop baggies
$10 eow
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>$106.40 in AH
it keeps drilling lmao
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>>21145154
shut the fuck up bear faggot
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>>21145154
>people thought AI titties were worth 3 trillion dollars
lol. lmao even.
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If I uninverted this curve, would you die?
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>>21145154
$200 EOY
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>>21145157
>a bloo bloo I'm losing my life savings
tough luck pal
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>>21145161
Pour VOO
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AHAHAHAHHAHAGA GET FUCKED AI NIGGERS
This is what you get for buying into the hype.
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So now that SOXL is over, what's next?
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If you're not maxed out on NVDA short tranches right now, you're missing out.
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Ummm SOXL xisters? Our response?
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>>21145157
No news nigger is that you?
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>>21145170
BOXL
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>>21145172
back to your containment thread gme faggot baggot
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>>21145160
Remember that analysts recently revised their price targets up to $165 which is over $4T lmao. For AI titties.
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People unironically believed fucking chat bots and deep fake nudes were a 10 trillion dollar industry.
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>>21145172
Anyone still holding SOXL today should probably just hurry up and schedule their bottom-surgery already.
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so let me get this straight george. there's... no news? and.. that's the news?
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Uhh, baggies, what happened???
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>>21145182
>soxl goes back to $45 later this week
>you faggots crawl back into your holes and don't say shit
short it pussies
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>>21144766 →
Out of the big players (Joby/Archer) Archer is 90% vaporware, and their "serial entrepreneur" founders, who graduated with a business degree and are not engineers, already jumped onto the "next big thing": AI human robots, Figure AI. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1QZB5baNw) [Embed]

^This shit is just some hollywood magic, and it is insane to think a CEO can just juggle multiple projects at the same time - all their projects are just scams. Joby/ Joeben are the real deal.
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uh oh
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>>21145193
nothingburger
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Where did all that value that was lost today go?
Is it in heaven now?
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>>21145172
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>21145172
Holy fuck Gamestop is actually mogging semiconductors. This unironically might be the start of the meltup.
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>>21145193
Pelosi is losing money and she's pissed
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>>21145193
>wont do anything about the obvious monopolies that are destroying the country
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>>21144942
>he wasn’t bearposting the entire run up on every single piddling pullback
You merely adopted the contrarianism. I was born in it. Molded by it.
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>>21145191
how mad?
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>>21145160
If I could have an ai generate flawless images recreating my favorite artists, catering to my hyperspecific fetishes, I'd say it would be worth 30 trillion
But alas, that is not the world we live in.
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>>21145172
1. that's chance and you're cherry-picking the data
2. fuck you
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>>21145172
GME baggies should be lynched
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>>21145207
SOXL has gone nowhere for 4 years. It has never broken the 2021 high.
What happened to the guaranteed 30% CAGR?
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>>21145196
Heaven, yes
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>>21145196
It was transferred from Mumus to Bobos
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>>21145212
who the fuck holds a leveraged ETF for years?
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>>21145217
rhymes with 'poops'
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>>21145172
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
KEK THROATIES
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>>21145221
Moops?
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I told you dumb fucks to sell
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>>21145217
I know one fag in this general that debated that exact topic with me 4 years ago, and is still bagholding to this date
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>>21145223
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>>21145212
>SOXX is at levels first reached 6 months ago
>SOXL is at levels first reached 4 years ago
Grim.
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>>21145212
Yeah, the 3x leverage makes it an exceptionally risky, long-duration investment
The idea of a guaranteed return for something like that is crazy
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wtf is going on here?
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Black Wednesday incoming.
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Look at the hideous double top
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>>21145224
You stupid fucking nigger gorilla, shut your faggot mouth for the sake of my shorts
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>At the time of writing, Ubisoft shares are trading at €15.50, their lowest level since 2015. It is worth noting that the company was on the rise at the time, while its value has been steadily declining for a while now. The stock has plunged around 34% since the start of 2024.
>The main reason for such a decline is the launch of Star Wars Outlaws, with J.P. Morgan analyst Daniel Kerven saying that the game “has struggled to meet our sales expectations despite positive critical reviews.” He also lowered his sales expectations for Outlaws by from 7.5 million to 5.5 million units until the end of the current fiscal year ending March 31, 2025.
So... Are videogames just dead now? It's just gacha slop from Korea and China and that's it?
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Are we buying TLT?
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>>21145230
>INTC is at levels first reached in January 1997
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>>21145217
>>21145228
I'm not that anon from 4 years ago, but there is nothing inherently wrong with holding a leveraged ETF for the long term
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>tech is down
>income generating sectors like real estate is up
>international dumped less than America which means investors rebalanced overseas
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>>21145296
Gacha slop gives players what they want inseat of sanctimonious gay race communism.
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Anyone who didn't sell, or didn't short is too incompetent to be a trader
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>>21145296
all the large studio game devs are full DEI slop, it's either small Indie studios or asian games now.
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>>21145305
in my defense someone told me this time it's different
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1150 point haircut ( no news )
I’ll tell you what is news though, I lost a grand today.
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Nvidia down another 2% after hours on that DOJ letter, down around 15% over the past week
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>>21145238
THERE HE IS BOYS LOAD UP ON THE SLURP THE SCHIZO SHOWED UP
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>The US Justice Department sent subpoenas to Nvidia Corp. and other companies, an escalation of its investigation into the dominant AI computing providers

kek
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Hey
Buy TMF
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>>21145299
Inflation adjusted?
>>21145314
Kek
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>>21145314
MMs just use this shit as an excuse to do whatever they were planning on doing anyway. Nothing will happen from this. At most they'll pay a billion dollar (pennies to them) fine like what happened with Microsoft.
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>decide to take the day of the market
>check back before closing
>nvidia fucking died
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now we'll NEVER get our robot waifus
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Bobo, about those housing prices.
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>>21145310
>I lost a grand today.
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>>21145327
>Inflation adjusted?
August 7th, 1996 when inflation adjusted
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Hey
Buy TMF
I just went all in
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Oops, duplicate post
It’s over
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>>21145335
My clown indicator for the housing market indicates we are in for more blood.
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>>21145352
you wouldn't want to live literally on the water?
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>>21145211
so much for your puts gay boy
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as if this day couldn't get any worse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>21145352
I always wanted to live in a residential lagoon
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>>21145357
Tragic. Better pay his ransom before your nudes get leaked.
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>open the tradingview
>bloody bitch bastard red
>open news website
>nothing
>open X
>nothing
SAAR WHY
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Pretty chuffed with my UVXY trade today, managed to turn $7,000 into $8,400. Also swapped my NVDL and SOXL for NVDS and SOXS, both currently up 10%. If September does its usual bullshit this will be a treat.
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KILL ALL BULLNIGGERS
SLAUGHTER ALL SPICBULLS

>you fucker! You-
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT
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>>21145363
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
it's anudda show-er
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on no news
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>>21145122
You forget that in the doom bull hypothesis T-bills also shoot up in price.
Where do you think the paper for the money printer comes from.
I'm not trading the things, just rolling over my monthlies.
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>>21145369
>fastforward 3 months
>bear posters nowhere to be found
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>>21145559
>market pumps 1000% for a year on no news
>this is fine
>market pulls back a little bit
>bullNIGGER SPICS lose their minds
Kill yourself.
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>>21145357
>Hello pervert
Bonjour!
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Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no

I slurped this dip very hard btw. Pls don't hurt me.

YOU'VE GOT IT MADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES OH NO
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>>21145674
Did someone say Santa Rally?
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>>21145357
kek I got the same exact email. Nigga asking for Litecoin this time kek. low IQ if you fall for it
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One of these days Tina is gonna be back. And she's gonna be pissed.
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>>21145688
jawohl
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>>21145357
They can have my cat pics. I will not send them money
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>>21145357
Send him a dick pic
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>>21145357
You know it's easy to spoof an email sender right? You basically tell the email server of the recipient that your email address is literally whatever you want.
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>>21145201
no she sold the top several weeks ago but you won't find out until later
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Nibblervideo bros, I am yearning for the rope
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>>21144867
Bit of GOOGL
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I just paid $140 for an oil change



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