Wagie, wagie, get in cagie
Wagie, wagie, get in cagie, Boss needs help! Don't be lazy! Zero breaks will make you crazy? I'll tell the guards to get their tazie. Need to get those new iPhones, Gotta pay those student loans. Work your fingers to the bone, Bosses need vacation homes. Don't trust unions, vote in pairs, By all of boss's consumer wares. We'll stay seated in our chairs, And make our bosses millionaires. Love your work! Love the pain! Feel the life drain from your brain. Think of all you have to gain, As your dreams go down the drain. Come on wagie, join the crew, Don't you want your wages too? And if the bossman makes you blue, You deserve it. You're a tool. Weekend comes round after ages, You can come collect your wages. Throw your parties! Have your rages! Then get back into your cages.
Props for effort.
Wow! That’s the most creative Microsoft-er I have a ever come across! Love it!
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Now do one about people living a top .001% standard of living across human history complaining about how bad they have it.
Its not about not having it. It is about being trapped into a wage slave cage to maintain even most basic lifestyle in the modern society. As corporate monopolies take over more and more business, very little opportunities left for small businesses that typically have been escape route to have more control over your income and freedom. Today most people have no choice but to pursue wage slavery, whether higher paid or lower, does not matter.
Or... Move out of big cities and realize how little TC you need for happiness. The chase for the next shiny is the reason for unhappiness.
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A Star is Born
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Based and wage pilled.
*Cries in C++*
So sad but true