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Hey friends. I'm a talented trans front-end engineer with over a decade of experience working on products you probably have used. I love JavaScript, TypeScript, React, CSS, accessibility, and other web technologies. I recently relocated to Portland, Oregon, and I'm looking for a full time remote job making the internet a better place.

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i've never pirated anything in my life, i've just been using publicly accessible data from the internet.

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melanie kat<p>all stories that take place in the united states have an implied chekhov’s gun</p>
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melanie kat<p>48 hours of downtime for iCloud Private Relay, and yesterday Xcode Cloud went down, just hit 24 hours. Apple really shouldn’t be in the services business, huh?</p>
melanie kat<p>my wife has started referring to the work i do around the apartment as “charlie work” so i’ve started referring to what she does as “dennis work.”</p><p>we’re scheduled for divorce hearings in two months</p>
melanie kat<p>i have a Raspberry Pi running Uptime Kuma to monitor when services I use have outages and if i&#39;ve learned anything it&#39;s that Apple always has at least 1 service offline at any given time.</p>
melanie kat<p>as Apple&#39;s iCloud Private Relay reaches a full 24 hours of outages, you probably should just turn that feature off and get a real private DNS service.</p><p>i turned this feature off on all my devices months ago and it solved a myriad of networking problems i was having. services like NextDNS and ControlD offer _real_ protections that iCloud Private Relay doesn&#39;t.</p>
melanie kat<p>privileged people don’t realize they are just one brief life event away from being unhoused, disabled, or both.</p>
melanie kat<p>next time you’re trying to convince your job to think about people with accessibility needs, just point out: they’re you after i hit you with a cybertruck</p>
melanie kat<p>i feel bad for the poor associated press intern who has to check the couch cushions</p>
melanie kat<p>hey, if you’re ever sitting around worried about your self worth just know that people want you around more than an ai chat bot</p>
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melanie kat<p>welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don&#39;t matter. that&#39;s right the points are like a 720p upload on a torrent site.</p>
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melanie kat<p>Hey friends. I&#39;m a talented trans front-end engineer with over a decade of experience working on products you probably have used. I love JavaScript, TypeScript, React, CSS, accessibility, and other web technologies. I recently relocated to Portland, Oregon, and I&#39;m looking for a full time remote job making the internet a better place.</p><p><a href="https://melaniekat.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">melaniekat.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/fedihire" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fedihire</span></a> <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/hireme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hireme</span></a> <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/job" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>job</span></a> <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/frontend" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>frontend</span></a> <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/webdev" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>webdev</span></a> <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/js" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>js</span></a></p>
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melanie kat<p>on the one hand, text message and phone call notifications seem to be broken on ios18, but on the other hand… mark this as <a href="https://nyan.lol/tags/wontfix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wontfix</span></a> because it’s perfect</p>
melanie kat<p>i can’t believe over-reaching corporate spyware has a negative side effect</p>
melanie kat<p>honestly, i dig it</p>
melanie kat<p>embrace chaos with vivaldi</p>
melanie kat<p>how much does biden’s grandchildren suck that he wouldn’t prefer to spend his remaining time with them</p>
melanie kat<p>before my wife and i can be intimate she has to wait for me to finish making dial up noises. it’s less of a sex drive and more of a sex 56k modem.</p>
melanie kat<p>cant believe i&#39;m going to, one day, die and no one will care which iphone i had :(</p>
melanie kat<p>if you doom scroll in the game you doom scroll in real life</p>
melanie kat<p>if i wanted to win an election against a fascist i would simply not demotivate my own base during an election year</p>
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melanie kat<p>you know you&#39;re in for a hell of an evening when you can hear your wife yelling, &quot;shut up, bitch,&quot; at the hello fresh box</p>
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melanie kat<p>finally a capable operating system for the ipad pro</p>
melanie kat<p>there&#39;s nothing i love more than when my wife is doing a bit</p>
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