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How do i get a cute girl like pic related to pet me and cuddle me to sleep?
Sex ain't really necessary, but if i can also fuck her all the better.
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Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.52864 [X] del >>52874
Nastassia Ponomarenko


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.52865 [X] del >>52867
absolutely autistically obsessed


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.52867 [X] del >>52873
>>52865
But she's Basically Perfect.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.52873 [X] del
>>52867
And all your threads about her are basically retarded.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.52874 [X] del
>>52864
Do you think Nastassia would cuddle me to sleep? I don't mind if she has cheese breath lol



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Flora Hegre Anonymous 04/19/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No. 50995 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
This slut is the perfect woman.
Edited last time by Shiban on 04/23/2024 (Tue) 16:26.
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Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.52693 [X] del >>52696
Ma i'm tired of this shit. No website has free speech I want to create a new imageboard for free speech interested people who wanna this journey to free speech comment “heil”


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.52696 [X] del
>>52693
8kun has some boards that are left totally unmoderated and you can pretty much post anything... but, beware there will be the potential for CP and gore spam and you'll have to global report it to have it taken down. There are also some crazy meth heads who post there too and will troll people talking shit all day long. Another downside would be the fact a lot of those boards don't have many, if any regular, users. This one board here has more people than most of the other boards on 8kun.


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.52723 [X] del
Adorable


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.52872 [X] del
>>52757
nice shit



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Who is this girl?
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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.52690 [X] del >>52710>>52871


Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.52710 [X] del


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.52756 [X] del
Cheese fart with cheese breath.


Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.52871 [X] del
>>52690
not her



Hey guys, I'm Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 08/02/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No. 52868 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Your all a bunch of 4chan weebs. Anonymous are just trolls, they never touched Nastassia's Butt.



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.52765 [X] del
>>52140
This one was by far the best. The others they made later on were just gore slasher fests. A good horror movie needs a good scary story and this film had a great plot and script.


Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.52822 [X] del
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I didn't see Killer Klowns from outer space.


Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.52823 [X] del
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Editor's note: This film would be fun to watch with family as it is much more family-friendly than most other films I tend to watch, and I assume most kids would love this movie full of animal life.

Project X (1987). A Wisconsin graduate student was put on a funded research program to help train a chimpanzee to communicate with humans using sign language often used by blind people. Three years into the research program the funding by the NSF suddenly gets cut off, and she is forced to give back the chimpanzee. Hesitant to do so, yet out of her control, she offers to give back the chimpanzee on the condition it would go to a Houston zoo. As it turned out, the chimpanzee is relocated to a top secret project, known as "Project X", at the US Air Force base in Lockridge, Florida. The top secret project trains chimpanzees for flight simulation, only with a deadly twist. When an Airman relieved from previous duty over a scandal is re-assigned to Project X at the Air Force base, he notices this chimpanzee is unique and notices he can communicate using sign language. When he later finds out all these chimpanzees are being used as cannon fodder for this top secret experiment, he goes on an endeavor to find out who previously trained the chimpanzee, and to warn her, risking severe legal consequences. The previous trainer does her best to find out what is happening to the chimpanzees and why, and they both are about to risk everything to shut this questionably inhumane Project X down to save the chimpanzees.


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.52863 [X] del
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The Final Countdown (1980). The year is 1980, and the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier is sailing the Pacific Ocean when all the sudden a massive electromagnetic storm approaches the USS Nimitz. They pass through a vortex and lose radio contact with the US Pacific Fleet Command at Pearl Harbor. They begin to return to Pearl Harbor, when they begin photographing, images have shown an intact row of US Pacific fleet battleships.... of which several were destroyed during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. The captain and his crew are baffled. How could this be, unless they traveled back in time, and if they had, did that electromagnetic storm have something to do with it? And what do they do, as the Japanese are preparing to bomb Pearl Harbor? Do they try to prevent the attack? Do they allow history to take it's course? What happens if they were to alter history? Or.... is history always being altered with no one realizing it?


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 22:47 [Preview] No.52866 [X] del
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Legend of Boggy Creek (1972). Do you recall the conspiracy of Bigfoot? What if that conspiracy was based on true legend? Hundreds of Americans from Texas to Arkansas have sworn they have seen a harry human-like creature who typically is spotted by hunters, fishers, campers and other outdoors enthusiasts. One small rural town near the bottoms; Fouke, Arkansas; had a couple dozen witnesses that have testified to seeing this unknown mystery of a monster. It is described as being seven foot tall, completely covered in reddish-brown hair, leaving three-toed tracks and having a foul odor. The Legend of Boggy Creek is a documentary that tells their horror stories, and re-enacts each of the stories from eye witness accounts. To this day, this creature was never captured and is said to still stalk the swamps of southern Arkansas.

Editor's note: Wildman of The Navidad (2008) is another movie based on the legend of Bigfoot sightings, except that film was focused on sightings in Texas, around the Navidad River bottoms. There have been many manhunts for this creature in both Texas and Arkansas. It is not known if this mysterious creature ever actually existed, it is still debated today, but hundreds of individuals and families have sworn they have seen it lurking around.



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Small Youtube Channels Thread Anonymous 05/06/2022 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No. 39593 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
post "small" youtube channels you'd like other users to know about
>New England Wildlife & More
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNo_M6MhRkOJ3wsp-YoRpFA
>Accursed Farms
<https://www.youtube.com/user/chilledsanity/videos
>Common Man Show
<https://www.youtube.com/c/CommonManShow/videos
>pocket83
<https://www.youtube.com/user/pocket83/videos
>Chad Zuber
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCiBMTQv7I99hgIzV4RLZpA/videos
chad zuber's subcount is huge, but his views are small, i've also followed him before he got big too
>Way Out West Blog
<https://www.youtube.com/user/WayOutWestx2/videos
>RUFUS!'s Video Game Graveyard
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgfZphSSQmH4it2rPLzqDiw/videos
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Anonymous 07/18/2024 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.52598 [X] del
>>49922
His channel is great.


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.52764 [X] del
cheese spam negated


Anonymous 07/30/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.52802 [X] del
ok again


Anonymous 07/30/2024 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.52814 [X] del
The Tape Keeper
https://www.youtube.com/@TheTapeKeeper/videos

A collection of found footage from varying sources. Digging deep into the nostalgia of the lost VHS world.



Sabrina Carpenter Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No. 50815 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
are we ever going to see her fully nude and doing full nude sex scenes in anything anytime soon, or even better any leaks of her having sex, I've heard talk or there being some floating around the web for a few years now
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Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.52164 [X] del
blam


Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.52182 [X] del
2368569


Anonymous 07/14/2024 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.52529 [X] del >>52762
>>52522
retarded spam bastard mitigated


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.52762 [X] del
>>52529
Again!


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.52861 [X] del
bumping back the cute babe fuck all the gay pedo bullshit



WEBM porn thread.

Rules: No gay porn. No tranny porn. No CP, no scat, no gore, no other extreme fetishes or anything illegal. Ages 18+ only. Straight softcore and hardcore porn welcome. Lesbians welcome if the women are hot.

If you post some good ones, I'll post more of the good ones I have saved. If not, this thread will be left to die.

Go for it.
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My message to 4chan and Anonymous... Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No. 52157 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Your all a bunch of Nastassia Ponomarenko's. Your just Pretendo Nintendo and your all a bunch of Cheese Mods.

Hello, My name is Yakuza and I am the MasterChan. I am the Anime Weeb and Gahoole shit the potty because he's an American FatCuckBoy Box like Reece, Brandon Robert Kelley and the Gay limp-dick Mark....

Nigger.
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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.52727 [X] del
Im American, i am Successful being a black cock sucker


Sage Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.52830 [X] del >>52831
>>52683
Drink bleach, shit smear


Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.52831 [X] del >>52845
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>>52830
Be quiet fake Nastassia Ponomarenko.


Sage Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.52845 [X] del >>52848
>>52831
Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the fucking mouth, you dumb sack of shit!


Anonymous 08/01/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.52848 [X] del
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>>52845
Listen to me PedoHoole, you will NEVER marry Nastassia Ponomarenko.



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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
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Anonymous Admin 05/02/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.51324 [X] del
>>50760
They did.


Anonymous Admin 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.51860 [X] del >>51862
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Clerks
June 1st
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.51862 [X] del >>52379
>>51860
That was a great film, remember watching it back in the 90s. Very funny. Although the re-released version was not as good (sure more footage but not as good or at all necessary).


Anonymous 07/04/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.52379 [X] del
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12 Monkeys
July 6th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>51862
Agreed, sometimes less is more.


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Olsen Gang - a classic Danish comedy
August 3rd
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner