desperately need iwtv3 to feature a scene with daniel chasing armand through the crowd at a night club/rave with strobe red lights and overwhelmingly loud techno/dark wave/electro music blaring in the bg

My beef with the premise behind "The Purge" is that it's not laws stopping people from killing each other in the streets - it's kinda just the default human experience to not want to hurt anyone. We succeeded as a species because we're generally decent at getting along with each other. The average, well-adjusted human has no desire to inflict undeserved harm.

We do, however, hate rules, so we'd probably still get a little wild in less harmful ways.

No "none," you're a hardened criminal now. Please feel free to share more details of your heinous (victimless) acts in comments or tags 😎

kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?

They, as the kids say, match each others freak

I love how out of context this is for people who haven’t watched malevolent

we need to invent that fucking elf bread from lotr this is becoming untenable. i shouldnt have to eat every few hours just to not feel like im going to pass out. i should have one single jellybean a day and be fine.

what the fuck guys

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

damn only one? who’s gonna tell travis

I finally made a project list and somehow it's even more intimidating than just trying to remember it on my own

I'm fucking DYING

There is a right answer

I can live with this but everyone who said he was taller than 5’7 is wrong I’m sorry 😔

star trek mutual 1: can’t believe they didn’t make qcard canon in picard season two

star trek mutual 2: can’t believe they did make qcard canon in picard season two

star trek mutual 3: on a doctor who binge

star trek mutual 4, pacing: the giant green space hand is out to get us

star trek mutual 5: it should be called kock instead of spirk

star trek mutual 6: rewatching and rewatching and rewatching the voyager finale

mutual 7: gay lizard

mutual 8: id fuck quark

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

We’re literally perfect no one touch it

I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)

lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.

Wait, one more thing:

D-Do you think John actually said it to Arthur? That he's his everything? 🥹