Husk: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.
Alastor: I know, I appreciate that.
Alastor: ...It's not something weird like a sex thing.
Husk: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.
Kara (sad): Alex, Lena found out I’m supergirl but I think she forgave me after eating me out.
Alex: wtf
Lena (running into the room): CHEWED YOU OUT KARA. CHEWED
You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love. Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.
Sarah J. Maas
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
E.E. Cummings
Kento was often quiet, but, swirling his whiskey over dinner, his silence hung heavy with words unspoken. You looked up at him, reading, shrewd.
"...what's up?"
"Hm? Ah, nothing."
"Uh-uh. Out with it, Kento."
Kento put his fork down, his brows furrowing. He plaited his fingers in front of his chin, resting on them.
"Would you...be upset if I had a work wife?"
You chewed, hmmm-ing aloud.
"Well, that depends. Do you think she actually has romantic feelings for you?"
"...no."
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Jere:It's pretty cold outside...wanna hold hands?
Jere:We should stay close.
Bojan,blushing:Okay.
Mikke:It's fucking summer.
Here's your friendly warning to backup all your CC, Saves, Tray Files… well, your entire Electronics Arts folder really. The update coming tomorrow will be big.
Seriously, with how bad For Rent was in terms of corrupting saves and lots that people have been building for years, I just wouldn't play your most important saves with the new patch for a few weeks until the community confirms what's broken. This goes for people playing without CC too. The last few updates have caused bugs that affect the game at its core, and simply removing your CC will not fix it.
they should leave biden's dog who bites people and wanders the hall making strange noises, its a dog that comes with the job now
Time, mystical time, cutting me open then healing me fine.
Mom was doing a crossword and was trying to figure out the answer to the northernmost African country. With the letters, I knew it had to be Tunisia.
Mom: I didn’t know Tunisia was in Africa.
Me: You might be thinking of Tasmania, which is in Australia.
Mom: Tasmania isn’t in Romania?
Me: No, you’re thinking of Transylvania.
Mom: Oh, right. Thanks.
This reminded me of the Tumblr thing.
Taehyung: why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Namjoon: I don't know, what do you look like when you bite your lip?
Taehyung: *bites lip*
Namjoon: …
Namjoon: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though. I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough.
Clementine von Radics
Respect other people’s feelings. It might mean nothing to you, but it could mean everything to them.
Roy T. Bennett
Wei Wuxian: Why does everyone think we are a couple?
Lan Wang Ji: (Wei Wuxian sitting on his lap) Beats me.