Tim: It all began on the day of my actual birth.
Tim: Both of my parents failed to show up.
Kate: How did you manage to pull a muscle in your neck, back, and leg?
Anthony: No idea.
Hyacinth: He was trying to roundhouse kick a bee.
Hades: Poseidon, please stop killing people, I still haven't even finished cleaning up you guy's mess after the Trojan war!
Poseidon: tempting offer
Poseidon: no. *leaves*
Hades: *sighs*
Hades: well, at least it can't get any worse than this.
A voice from the horizon:
"TO THE THUNDERBRINGER~"
Hades:
Hades: oh fuCK YOU-
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