I ate Don Quixote. She was succulent, like a steak dinner, which she was. Have you ever felt flesh tear beneath your jaws? I bet you haven't.
The nature of God is revealed to man, and it is Decay.
He rots. And rots. And rots. Forever, with no end.Jeb is the aorta of energy. All energy passes through him and out of him. Jeb is sustained like a waterwheel in the current of the lifeblood of motion. Unmoving. Preserved forever, eternally living. He does not move. He does not think. Jeb is what all have dreamed of, a perpetual motion machine. The ooze permeates not upwards or downwards, sideways or lengthwise, but someway else entirely, seeping in a way that we cannot see.
Before we know it, and before we can see it, which we never will, we are coated, entirely surrounded in Jeb.
He is alive, and he is everywhere but where we are.
We have been laminated in the fourth dimension by Jeb, who sustains himself off of our motion; off of our movements; off of our ideologies and actions.
He is more powerful than any singular being, and he is simultaneously the most tired, the most exhausted, forever consuming and expelling energy.
He is not allowed to die.
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Is hard mode even meant for fun at all? Like is there any fucking possibility anything coming from it could ever be enjoyment? Because out of every fucking run i've done that isn't stupidly OP it's always just fucking unfun jank bullshit where I never fucking get anything to go right ever.
Never fucking play this shit for fun. Just use your generic ass W-Corp team or whatever and winrate your way through it. Fuck this stupid shit.
It's even worse that they handicapped the 5th floor from normal because twitter lazys decided "Ooh it's too fucking hard to press the forfiet button bro!!!!!" so now the only fucking way to get a fun run is to the play the most boring ass unfun jank mode in the game.
Needs another fucking rebalancing. This won't ever be fun. fucking ever.
It's obviously just a rant post but fucking hell I fucking hate this mode so fucking much
Can someone tell me what starlight do??
Nvm
Can anyone tell me which abno these dudes r talking about
Blue-ish Star
Waiting for Silent-ish Orchestra
Holy shit can MD2Hard give me another boss other then the fucking bull for once this is my 3rd time doing it (out of like 5) and It just devolves into ego spam
Just edited the Bronze Bull event's Don't Give Water outcome to list the SP damage, but it may actually do both SP AND HP damage (12 and 15 respectively). Could anyone confirm if this is the case?
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