Your mom's ring in your pocket My picture in your wallet
Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I’m terrible at chess.
I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed
I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao
*The gang playing twister*
Chim: Right hand on blue.
Buck: *smacks Eddie’s ass*
Chim:
Eddie: Wtf man?
Buck: You are wearing blue jeans.
James *pointing at regulus: well folks if you look right there that's someone having a temper tantrum.
Regulus (clearly having a temper tantrum) *shouting: I AM NOT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM.
James: yeah, and I'm white.
a question for my fellow digital artists
do y’all color by hand or use the fill bucket?
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i personally like coloring stuff by hand because i feel like it gives me more control, but i was wondering what other artists do!!
(reblog for reach!)
Clark: You gotta come up to the lake house sometime.
Selina: Yeah, sure.
Bruce: Yeah, man, just invite us up.
Clark: Yeah, Lois and I will be up there all summer probably.
Bruce: Cool, just tell us when to come.
Selina: Yeah, just give us a day.
Clark: You gotta come up.
Bruce: When?
Clark: Yeah, I'll throw some chicken on the grill. I got a nice grill up there.
Bruce: Where is it?
Clark: Up at the... lake.
Bruce: Where?
Clark: Oh, it's up at the house.
Bruce: No, not the grill. Where's the house?
Clark: It's right by the lake. Can't miss it.
Bruce: What lake?
Clark: It's right by the house. I'll show you if you come up, it's right by... my lake house.
Bruce: Well, I will come up.
Selina: Yeah, I'll come up too.
Clark: Yeah, come up. Come up.
Bruce:
Clark:
Selina: This is gonna be so fun when it happens.