Bernard: Tim, why is Kon intruding on our cuddle time?
Kon: Tim, why is Bernard intruding on our cuddle time?
Tim, stressed out: Please, I have two hands.
Tim:
Kon:
Tim:
Kon:
Tim:
Kon:
Tim: twice?!
Kon: it’s not like I did it on purpose!!!
Tim: TWICE Conner
Kon: it’s not my fault!!!
Tim: you somehow managed to date two (2) girls named Cassandra and BOTH of them turned out to be gay?!
Kon: LOOK—
ok but what would you do if you saw them
Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of your soul, your well being, your heart.
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Tim: before we go any further, you’ll need approval from my squad of evil exs
Bernard: i think i did alright with Steph. Who else?
Tim: Cassie Sandsmark-
Bernard: you’ve told me too many stories about young justice's fuckups to be scared of her anymore
Tim: -and Tamara Fox
Bernard:
Bernard: *shutters*
i dream on a crowded subway train with my eyes open but my body swaying by Chen Chen