Xisuma: I'm leaving for two days, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.
Grian, three seconds after Xisuma leaves: Hey Scar, want to do something stupid?
Scar: You know it!
Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I’m terrible at chess.
Roy: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.
Dick: Just rip the bandage off.
Roy: It’s Jason.
Dick: Put the bandage back on.
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apologies are pointless to me now. change your ways or get the fuck outta my way.
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luulapants Follow One of the best stories I ever read as a child was a fantasy novel by some local dude selling books out of a suitcase on the sidewalk downtown, and I don't remember what it was called or who the author was, and it's so obscure that no matter how many elements I remember, I've never been able to find it through web searches. I only vaguely remember the story - it was a love story, something about a tower on an island and two characters on a quest to discover their forgotten past. They fall in love and at the end the only way to stay together is to allow themselves to forget again, and you realize that they're right where they started, in the exact same tower, and they're doomed to go on this same quest over and over again, never completed, but that also means they'll fall in love over and over again forever. And I remember how that ending blew up my little child brain into a million pieces.I don't know what happened to the book, and I'll probably never read it again, but if you're somewhere out there and you were once selling fantasy novels from a suitcase on the sidewalk in the suburbs of Chicago, and if you ever felt like your writing never meant anything or went anywhere except a hundred copies you had printed yourself and sold for almost nothing, please know that your story buried itself in my young brain and has probably shaped my worldview in ways even I don't understand.#writing#personal
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blueboybot Follow Cannibalism!So you know how fics have Danny reabsorbing his limbs and growing back the limb whenever one gets cut off, what if he ate it instead?__________During an altercation with a rouge Phantom had unfortunately lost one of his arms in a contraption, not that he seemed to care though, which should've been their biggest hint but they were too busy trying get him back to the watchtower to be treated.They had been preparing what they needed to heal him when a loud snap caught their attention. The whole room watched in horror as one of their youngest member bit into his arm without a care in the world, biting through his arm with ease as if it was a piece of chicken, eating the bones and all."PHANTOM!"The boy turned to the distressed hero smiling with his cheeks full and painted with his green blood. His smile fell a bit once he noticed the looks everyone was giving him."WhAe?"The flesh in his mouth muffled his wording, they would tell him not to speak with his mouth full but right now they need to get him to stop eating his arm. #danny fenton#danny phantom#dp crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc au#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny is enjoying his food#the justice league does not approve of this method#they are going to have a long talk about this#danny does this in his human form aswell#much to everyone's dismay#tw cannibalism
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