Wanna Have Premarital Sex?

Fifteen couples have let their worst desires get the best of them.  The Deed is the heart of Jason’s wrath.  Beginning with Pamela1 who exacted revenge on all the horny kids who she blames for the death of her son.  (They should have been watching Jason instead of having sex)  In turn, Jason (who either never truly died or was “reborn”) is exacting his own revenge on the horny fodder that killed his mother.  We have a true revenge-based motive in the heart of the Friday the 13th series.  Do not have sexual relations unless you want to go out with a bang.

Frequency:  30

Death Rate:  100%

 Tips for Survival:  Keep it in your pants.  Take a cold shower.  (Never mind.  Bad idea.  See: The Shower)

 Jack1 & Marcie1,  Jeff2 & Sandra2,  Andy3 & Debbie3,  Jimmy4 & Tina4,  Doug4 & Sara4,  Eddie5 & Tina5,  Cort6 & Nikki6,  Ben7 & Kate7,  David7 & Robin7,  Jim8 & Suzi8,  Deborah9 & Luke9,  Stoney10 & Kinsa10,  Trey11 & Gibb11, Richie12 & Amanda12, Trent12 & Bree12

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  1. This will ruin how dramatic this page is, but…

    Ginny Field and Paul Holt did the deed in Part 2. And Ginny lived, at least. Paul’s fate is debatable.

    So it IS possible to survive sex, provided you’re the final girl. Just goes to show they’re not all virgins, I guess.

  2. I’m not claiming that the final girls are virgins but I don’t think it is definitive that they had sex either. It’s been a bit since I saw the movie but I think things were vague enough that I didn’t include them in the stats. If you want to try and convince me though, I’ll listen.