Richie stood stock still as he contemplated what had just happened.

A girl, an actual female girl, had just touched his knob...

He sighed dramatically and grasped the front of his jeans, giving himself a reassuring tweak. He turned around to watch Molly prepare breakfast, she glared at him icilly as he put a hand on his hip and cocked his eyebrow.

" What? " She snapped, pouring out three cups of tea from the whistling kettle. Milk was added, along with a generous measure of gin to Eddie's.

" May I say my dear, that's a smashing blouse you've got on."

" It's a jumper? "

" Have you got...other things on? " He rushed forward, a manic grin on his face as he towered over Molly. Richie could feel his heart beating frantically. " I bet you've got frilly black knickers on, with pink trim an- "

" How the hell do you know? " She demanded.

Richie let out a strangled " Phwoooaraaa" in answer, pinning Molly against the kitchen sink. She was nestled between his legs, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. " I just guessed, you naughty minx, naughty naughty naughty." He punctuated each 'naughty' with a tap on her nose.

" Fuck " She swore, she didn't exactly mean to confirm his guess.

Richie's eyes widened " Well, I must say..I...I..well..we'd have to pull Eddie off the sofa."

This roused the previously and conveniently passed out man. Eddie stood up and hobbled around in a shocked state, fists raised and ready. " You better not be talking about pulling me off mate."

" Eddie please! I am trying to be sexy!"

" Too hard it looks like "

" Yes well I'm a little excited " Said Richie, adjusting his suddenly tight trousers. Molly pulled a repulsed face.

Eddie began windmilling both fists wildly as Molly growled " Will you get off? "

" Well thats what I'm hopi-mmmph? " Eddie had cracked Richie around the back of the head, sending Richie's head forward and down, straight into Molly's chest.

A/N: YYYEEEAH, I got a review, thank you guest! I'll leave you with this short chapter as I'm planning to get pissed tonight and prefer to post now! Xx