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Holy Forking Shirtballs: 6 QBs in the Top 12 Picks!

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Holy Forking Shirtballs: 6 QBs in the Top 12 Picks!

A six-pack of QBs got drafted in the first round, including the Ultimate Zoomer, RG3 2.0 and the latest #FalconsFail. Plus, a startling confession about Marvin Harrison Jr. and much, much more.

Mike Tanier
Apr 26, 2024
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In this Too Deep First-Round NFL Draft Walkthrough:

  • Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears: imperfect together

  • Jayden Daniels battles the ghost of RG3

  • A Maye-December romance in Foxboro

  • Marvin Harrison Jr.? Never heard of him

  • Kirk Cousins and Michael Penix? In this economy?

  • Vikings fans’ dreams (and nightmares) come true

  • Sean Payton’s Nix Fix

  • The perils of scouting cornerbacks like Quinyon Mitchell

  • An NFL executive was ASSAULTED on television and no one cares;

  • and more.

Note: not every first-round pick will be covered in this feature. But don’t despair: the Too Deep Draft Assessments are coming on Monday, and all 32 teams will be carefully analyzed/evaluated/roasted.

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