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Episcopal - from Witchcraft, to subverted liberal, to once-upon-a-time basic good citizen.
Calvinist - Gives a shit, but autistic and worthless and alienating.
Congregationalist - Unitarian branch good but ineffectual, other branch is just socialists.
Methodist - Good, but couldn't survive post-war liberalism
Northern Baptist - dead. Something like half Calvinist half Episcopalian.
Presbyterian - more serious Episcopalians, overlaps with Calvinists
Quakers - the best, just didn't breed enough and have oddities that prevent serious engagement with modern ideas.
Mennonites - big range from peaceniks to Amish. Mostly pretty good.
Southern baptist - just a holding pen
Pentecostal - nutso people who are so desperate to hold onto belief they go full schizo and say fuck it
Weird country, non-denomination, headscarf wearing women fundamentalists - These guys are okay and have the right idea to peace out of modern society and stick to the country, but I think they're relying too much on God to figure it all out for them, and certainly they are in no way prepared to engage with modern society.
Dead branches and weirdos - Shakers, Onaida, Campbellites, the before it was Jehovah's Witnesses thing.
Then there's culty and evangelical mega churches which are the same thing but different eras.
Mormonism, which is both religiously unique (though not entirely) but also historically unique as an entire Platonic nation with a national founding myth.

Typically, basic Anglicans who were settlers and not merchants, and whose priests were seminarians and not university graduates, were the best common English folk.
The Scottish School congregationalists were good but they were largely in New England and couldn't keep their momentum going.

Methodists and even Quakers were good, but fell apart.
In contrast, Presbyterians and (Southern) Baptists have done better by being stricter, but that's not really a good thing
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