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>add seatbelts to cars
>car crashes go up by 1500%
>seatbelt makers gained record profits
>people who wear seatbelts but don't get into car crashes die horribly for some reason
>not allowed to buy groceries unless you prove you wore a seatbelt
>it doesn't count as a crash with a seatbelt unless it happens 30 days after the seatbelt was installed Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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the same advisory panels that recommend seatbelts also recommend a safety blade to cut the seatbelt in the rare but still possible chance the seatbelt is trapping/choking/killing you
you can't just cut the vaccine out of your bloodstream. you are just going to sink with the car or burn alive
