What if Shinji was more like Ash Ketchum?

[Joseph the PRPD]

[Mr. Tines]

Let's face it, if Eva characters were operating in a mon scenario, then Shinji would be Norio Koga (and Rei would have to be Mamiko Kuri).

[GasmaskAvenger]

before I got into EVA, I was meaning to check out Shadow Star Narutaro, but I never did got around doing that

[Xard]

Let's face it, if Eva characters were operating in a mon scenario, then Shinji would be Norio Koga

After Norio is stripped and placed on a bed and a video camera is turned on, the thug rapes and stabs Norio's lower parts before giving the victim a dose of lethal injection in the neck. The other thugs vomit outside during the torture. Norio withstands the torture as bravely as he can, not screaming or crying a single tear until he receives his stab wound, since Vagina Dentata is helping Takeo and Shiina in their mission to aid Jane Franklin; when he finally dies, so does his dragon, from which a fetus develops - an expression of his love for Takeo and his secret dream to bear Takeo's child. A badly injured Takeo and Shiina's parents find Norio's severed head attached to the "body" of Norio's favorite doll; later, Takeo kills the thugs who killed Norio.

....what

[Sachi]

I WTF'd at the Vagina Dentata thing too. If that's what it is actually about, I'm so checking that thing out.

[Eric Blair]

....what

I think Tines lost his "trollsmile.jpg" there :P

[GasmaskAvenger]

I WTF'd at the Vagina Dentata thing too. If that's what it is actually about, I'm so checking that thing out.

ever seen "Teeth"?

what I did see of Shadow Star was the rape scene between a school bully & the show's token uber monster

let's just say if you're a chick, you wouldn't want it to finger you, otherwise you would end up like Bishop from "Aliens"

[Sachi]

I WTF'd at the Vagina Dentata thing too. If that's what it is actually about, I'm so checking that thing out.

ever seen "Teeth"?

But of course. Any self-respecting scholar of anything Vagina Dentata has viewed the masterpiece that is Teeth.

[GasmaskAvenger]

indeed it is


I still need to buy it. I'm a sucker for that kind of trash & I really enjoyed it when I first saw it

[Joseph the PRPD]

I remember when I saw Vagina Dentata for the first time.
It was when Defectron talked about it so much to the point I went ahead and googled it. Later that night I had a nightmare due to said google search.

[esselfortium]

Neither Ash Ketchum nor Shinji Ikari has Vagina Dentata. (No, don't even.) Quit derailing my thread.

[Defectron]

Neither Ash Ketchum nor Shinji Ikari has Vagina Dentata. (No, don't even.) Quit derailing my thread.

And I know it certainly wasnt in land before time either (as sexy as vagina dentata is, I'm afraid it wasn't in any of those) Where did this suddenly come from anyway? We suddenly went from pokemon & dinosaurs to talking about what I think about when I uhh...do stuff...

Let's face it, if Eva characters were operating in a mon scenario, then Shinji would be Norio Koga (and Rei would have to be Mamiko Kuri).

Well shadowstar is the dark depressing version of pokemon, so maybe eva would be like that if Shinji was ash ketchum. Either that or

Shinji: I'm gonna capture my pokemans! (tosses plastic ball at zeruel which does nothing)

Zeruel: chops shinjis head off

[Magami no D00M]

Ash Ikari would certainly not have any Daddy issues, since there's never any mention of his father anymore....and he's perfectly accepting of his mother living with Mr. Mime (the bastard...)

[Eric Blair]

That would also mean that Kaworu is none other than Gary *BLEEEEEEP* Oaks.

[Eva Yojimbo]

In B4 Permanent termination of "What if X was like Y?" threads.

[Xard]

In B4 Permanent termination of "What if X was like Y?" threads.

which would be a shame. Too bad neurological damage in all eva viewers makes us screw up this too, big time.

in b4 threads being b& & v&

[Eva Yojimbo]

Why hasn't anyone posted a link to that awesome psychological analysis of Pokemon? NGE would basically be like that except with with its various characters replaced by their Pokemon equivalents.

[GasmaskAvenger]

Why hasn't anyone posted a link to that awesome psychological analysis of Pokemon? NGE would basically be like that except with with its various characters replaced by their Pokemon equivalents.

you mean the one that suggested that Ash was put in a coma in that one early episode & that everything from that point on is the product of his vegetative mind going out of whack?

yeah, that one was a great read

putting the cast of EVA into similar roles would certainly be the icing of the cake

[Eva Yojimbo]

^ That's the one.

[esselfortium]

*looks at Chit-Chat index*

Man, you guys. Way to kill the joke.