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elon burning down twitter right now is extremely bad timing for a project I've got in the oven so if u want to receive some cool and good EMAILS FROM ME full of INTERESTING THINGS
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Philosophy PhD student. very powerful. love birds (she/her) 
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I know this is a minority position but I love the goofy intro sentences students write. Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered about the mind. fuckin tell me about it man
TSA just unpacked a man’s bag and revealed it was 50% potatoes, is there no privacy in this world
my friend told me halfway through giving birth she was like “I can’t do this, I simply cannot do this?” and they were like “oh you have to” and life is just like that all the time
I love pigeons because when it’s time to make a nest they’re like “fuckin whatever”
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Andrew Tate’s website was straight up just like “Why am I an expert in this? Because I am a successful sex trafficker”
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Pick up artists are like “we have invented a method of making her NEED you” and the method is “psychological abuse”
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i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:
DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
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@elonmusk
Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in!
[video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink]
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Replying to @elonmusk
Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!](data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="563" height="680"><rect fill-opacity="0"/></svg>)
children don’t like remote learning. that’s why we have to give every one of them the coronavirus, which they will love
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Very pleased with shape!!!!!!!!!!
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@jamestodman
Round box ball. Been clipping this one twice a year for about 4 years now. Very pleased with shape.
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“Hi,
I saw a baby deer laying just by your car today and wanted to let you know in case it was still there when you left! It’s tiny and I think it’s mom just left it for a little while, but you might check around your car before leaving.
Thanks,
Lyndsay :) (unit 6)”](data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="270" height="360"><rect fill-opacity="0"/></svg>)
elon musk fans are like “we have created some problems on earth and so our only hope is moving to mars where there are literally none of the things we need to survive for 1 second”
Very good how a 83 year old with near universally terminal cancer didn’t feel like retiring so now we don’t get rights
Hotels used to have slots in the wall for disposing of razor blades and people were like “where do they go??” and the answer was “in the wall”
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once a year a trans girl wins something and people are like “other girls tried so hard. and she won just because her BODY worked better” and yea man sports are like 95% that
It’s so wacky when Israel apologists are like “so everyone gets an ethnostate except Jews?” no…. no ethnostates…… buddy where have you been???????
Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now
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I was told ~1200 RPCs independently by several engineers at Twitter, which matches # of microservices. The ex-employee is wrong. Same app in US takes ~2 secs to refresh (too long), but ~20 secs in India, due to bad batching/verbose comms. Actually useful data transferred is low.
Popeska @Popeska
The batching is done server-side where the initial client request doesn't matter - GraphQL resolves the request across the microservices and then sends it back. The internal graph is the same regardless of request origin
Elon Musk @elonmusk 2h
How many serial requests are made by app to refresh timeline?
Popeska
Just one! You can look at your network tab in Chrome - it's this one.
[screenshot of… a list of codey stuff]
Popeska
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the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”
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pharmacists are like “If u legitimately needed this medicine you would be chill about not getting it” would i
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Macaulay Culkin going to a cafe in Paris where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and a frenchman came out to say “I knew you would be here someday”
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After dividing his time between Paris and New York he hoped no-one in the French capital would know who he is, but soon realized it wasn't the case. During a trip to a Parisian cafe the star was shocked to be given the Wi-Fi password on a card featuring his younger self.
"A waitress just gave it to me and walked away - their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, "I knew you'd come here someday,'" recalls the star.](data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="489" height="680"><rect fill-opacity="0"/></svg>)
It is impossible to get people to take this seriously but Israel is very literally an ISIS level destroyer of world heritage. Gaza City was one of the oldest cities on earth. It is gone
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I’m not a physicist but isn’t the exterior of cars crumpling on impact good for like... safety
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WIRED
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To prove that the #Cybertruck's doors were strong, Elon Musk had someone take a sledgehammer to the new Tesla pickup. wired.trib.al/eDHKtlt
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my cousin was telling me they couldn’t go hiking because they didn’t have a hiking backpack for their almost 2 year old and I 100% thought the issue was that they wanted her to carry her own gear
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I do not think they should have taken a 19 year old kid 2 miles under the sea in their unregulated unclassed “experimental” carbon fiber tube
if I was JK Rowling’s editor and she said “in my wizarding world there’s slavery. And abolitionism is embarrassing ” I would have said fucking what
I gave Eddy the last little bit of the deli turkey I was eating and he is purring like a freight train and patently about to beat the shit out of me if I do not give him more. but there is not more
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